I want to marry dutchland

I want to marry dutchland

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Beutiful

I want to marry a beautiful swedish girl and have anglo-germanic-scandinavian mutt kids

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dutch bros, why don't you ever claim kleveland in your greater nederland fantasies? why do you always stop at vlanderen?

our prime minister is kind of a pussy but he probably wants to

we are not "bög" here Sven, fuck off

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>French Flanders
UHHHHHHHHHHHH
nah.

Northern France is a turboshithole anyway, you can have it

What is that part in Germany?

Wow, rude and uncalled for, albeit true.
Belgium is the same though.

It's DUINKERKE

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Dutch Belgium is on par with Netherlands/Scandinavia etc. though. It seems everything the French touch turns into Africa.

>dun
>An ancient or medieval fortification; especially a hill-fort in Scotland or Ireland.
>kirk
>(Northern England and Scotland) a church.

FREEDAM FER DUNKIRK!

Aachen, favourite city of Karl the Great.
>So French, wow.

>Maybe because its a germanic word, you dunce.

you'll nae fool me, Longshanks!

The absolute state of your unhealthy obsession

We are not larping as Franks,Romans and Gauls at the same time.
Decide, it is unhealthy.

Aix-la-Chapelle you mean?

Why you're talking about wallonia so my post doesn't actually make sense, disregard it

>dutchland
MORE LIKE DOUCHEBAGLAND!

We optimized everything for the sake of money in the past. Being small and specialized was better for us in the long run and gave us a Golden Age and colonies because there was little to worry about in the mainland

Aken* rest place of Karel de Grote.