>You wake up in Spain
You wake up in Spain
Sebastian Roberts
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Cooper Kelly
Ask the locals for directions to the nearest train station
Landon Edwards
build a mosque, have dozens of muslim children, and reclaim al andalus
Jackson Bailey
I do that everyday
Now what?
Noah Sanchez
Call Scottish Brothers to rescue me from these Spaniards.
Wyatt Edwards
*immediately lose my virginity*
Ayden Ortiz
I rape
Nathaniel Wilson
*takes nap*
Colton Roberts
How hard is it to gain Spanish citizenship? My family is Spanish and I can speak the language, how long would it take before I acquire the nationality?
Oliver Turner
>dios mio
North Spain, best Spain
Tyler Clark
why was I sleeping in a sewer?
Alexander Bailey
>at 4pm
Leo Ross
Bomb Barcelona and take Messi with me into the afterlife screaming TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU all the while.
Colton Taylor
based and poopilled
Samuel Ross
I restore Al-Andalus
Carter Taylor
>ajuntament de Valencia
Buy some mesca and go to Puzzle to party.
Repeat ad infinitum.
Sebastian Rivera
Bueno
Ryan Morgan
Siesta time?!
Adrian White
imagine the smell of that sewercap
Blake Morris
Go to a VOX rally to listen to what Mr. Santiago Abascal has to say about the current state of Spain and in what direction he wants to take his country if he's going to be part of the next government coalition.
Nathaniel Johnson
pls, not another bombing, Muhammad
Levi Diaz
>Santiago Abascal
He's a nice lad, but Ortega Smith is the true Vox chad.
*swims to gibraltar with a big flag*
*leaves it there, to show llanitos they are subhumans and belong to Spain*
*makes britain seethe*
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Parker Diaz
>How hard is it to gain Spanish citizenship? My family is Spanish
you have to go to the spanish emvassy in France and ask about it. i think that if your family is spanish it'ill be easy
John Clark
Not much, but why would you do it?
With Euro citizenship you already can come to Spain and do everything, and holding double citizenship is usually a nuissance.
Julian Ross
Spread Turkish seed among the locals
Jason Robinson
based
Bentley Carter
Go back to siesta, of course
Jace White
I have a drunken piss up with the lads in the seaside resorts, littering, starting fights and causing disruption. Then I escape to Gibraltar
Wyatt King
>stop drinking forever
Jack Cox
this, but then return to retire in 50 years
Zachary Stewart
I search for the local feminist event to make sure Im in spain.
John Martinez
Time to expel all of the g*rmanic invaders.
Adam Barnes
>>>>valencia
Thomas Wilson
>valencia
Jason Wright
>process to buy a Siete Up
Caleb Scott
Taking the nearest train to Portugal
Jaxson Jenkins
duck white pussy and drink visit friends :)
Aiden Nguyen
based poo man
Luis Foster
compared to my shitty modern city, valencia looks cozy and like heaven.
Julian James
Change my name to Ricardo and learn Spanish. I already have br*wn hair and eyes so I’ll blend in
Josiah Gutierrez
valencia is literally the jersey shore city of spain
or maybe thats ibiza, they are pretty similar
Carter Peterson
break into Franco's tomb and steal the body before they can exhume it
Logan Taylor
That's where the latinos expats live. Welcome to the club.