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i'm going to make the next one at 270

it's true!

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bonjour senor peterson

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really should vacuum, meant to do it otday but haven't yet...

I'm just going to make it at 260

well i'm gonna make it at 260 so there faggot

Hahaha great minds think alike.

Except I got the lucky digits.

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i'll make it at 250 then

that's it I'm making the new thread RIGHT NOW!!

>*teleports behind you*
>"Do you have a minute to talk about the Gulag Archipelago? You know they literally had to put up signs saying 'it is wrong to eat your children!' That's what those postmodern neo-Marxists want to bring here, since they have their unresolved inner conflicts and need to clean their rooms before trying to overthrow the dominance hierarchy like badly behaved lobsters!"

But we're already posting in the thread you made?

i've done it

gf made fun of me for eating a “baked” (microwaved) potato
Women refuse to acknowledge the microwaves versatility

I didn't make this thread

they make individually wrapped potatoes and yams specifically designed to be microwaved. Kinda convenient imo

The gf did X
Jealous?

can she cook? tell her to fucking bake it for you next time

Yes she can (I taught her) I just wanted to microwave it since it’s easy

wow, I didn't know Cher was a FUCKING NAZI who spouts alt-right talking points??

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>individually wrapped
completely unnecessary, wasteful, and for germaphobes imo

You can microwave them without any of that wasteful shit

>instantly cutting prices all the way down to marginal cost of production
Big yikes, I hope you dont so this, user. Think about all the thread farmers like us out here trying to get replies. You thinkin' about us, user?

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chill, greenpeace. It's not about the packaging but the idea that microwaving potatoes is dumb

wtf ale

You were in the right. Microwaving a potato is perfectly fine - it's a fucking potato - and certainly more energy efficient than firing up a whole oven for:
a fucking potato.

It’s not though

game of thrones spoiler:
its shit

gf and I are gonna watch GoT live
Her friends asked if they could watch it with us but she said no haha

Arya dies

what is so funny about that

Right, we're in agreement

They don’t have HBO
Microwaving potatoes isn’t dumb

Just jerked it with my onahole

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Right, we're in agreement x 2

good

not sure why you can't get it through your thick skull that there's nothing wrong with microwaving a potato

been fapping to same pics for over 5 times in a row
its getting boring

why are you so stupid?

Right, we're in agreement x 3

You should get extra flags so I can avoid talking to your dumbass ever again

Does bee like to play rocket league? Think I could get her attention if I rapidly climbed the leaderboards? I'm pretty good at the game. Some nerds keep trying to hack into my twitch stream. Cut it out you faggots. Dont make me change my password.

youtu.be/eeHI2nLOX-Y

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>they don't have HBO
omfg rotflmfao
what sad excuses for normies!!! xddddd

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I have a vivid imagination and each fap I mentally portray her in a different exciting sexual position, thank you very much.

i'm an atheist

i told you

I'm cancelling mine when GOT is finished. Never watch it

dad called me a faggot for listening to julieta venegas

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Microwave 2000W for 1 hour is 2kWh.
The average oven is 0.5 m3 of gas for 1 hour.
The microwave would cost 3.19 (rub), oven 3.37. hmmmmm....

well you are a faggot so deal with it lol

mind if i splooge on your apple?

sounds like a compliment el oh el

based

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>flags
I'd sooner chop down a tree, cut it into sections, split the sections and stack under the shelter I'll have to make for the wood to season for 6months to a year,
-fast forward-
then dig a fire pit, start a big, long fire to get a good bed of embers going, bury the potato in those, and wait another 30-40 minutes for it to cook

yes hello fellow (((white people))), shalo...uh good day!!

he's an idiot

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how is he an idiot? Ale is CLEARLY a faggot. He's a man with a PENIS who wants a BOYFRIEND that's the definition of being a faggot you know...

literal clownworld

Very good, vlad, but you didn't factor cook time in.
>running a microwave for an hour

no one asked you

i'm prieto

Ale's a FAGGOT

DEAL WITH IT LOL

ok

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104233667
This may be the first time I've ever wanted to type "cringe" and I can't stand ale

yikes dude

do taxes have to be filed by midnight today or midnight tomorrow? askin for a friend

You're a faggot too

taco truck was closed :c

yikes is getting angry and typing in caps over a stranger

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oh my Ummah, dawn has appeared

youtube.com/watch?v=ReCknCZvBiQ&feature=youtu.be

why do blacks hate trannies so much?? beating that poor guy senseless lol guess they need more education

Gimme your taxes.

why are you so upset lol???

is weed the solution to all of life's problems

not a fan of golf

problem:
>I'm hungry and don't have any food

iS wEeD tHe SoLuTioN 2 DiS pRobLeM

>i'm not upset you're upset

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want weed

yes, you can eat the weed
a plant is a plant

could you POSSIBLY be any more ANGRY?? LOLOLOL@URLIFE

guaranteed reply

based

I'm raking in the (you)'s guaranteed I've gotten 40% of (you)'s in this thread

Degeneracy

3 (you's) in return for 4
you've lost little guy, try again next time

Little guy? Who are you calling little?! My dick is HUGE

Just EASILY won another debate and made the other guy rage quit lol. king of cum right here

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where can i watch the new episode

my dick is small

you've given me more

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cringe