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Don't like teacakes lads they're quite shite

whats this about? Is it about Young Dizz?

are you toasting them?

lmao looks weak

lads?

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yeah lad

all women should be arrested

No

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oh
that's why

The chocolate would melt if I did ffs

A yes, a disgusting hairy barely sapient ape. And a chimpanzee.

what is this nigg babble

the ol' webm.webm

You lads need to learn more about your minds and the tricks people are playing on it

"Jane saw many beautiful sights in the crowded streets of paris but later in the day she discovered her wallet was missing"
I haven't even mentioned pickpockets, but they entered your mind through the juxtaposition of a missing wallet and crowded streets and perhaps Paris - you've conjured up a pickpocket. Jane actually just left her wallet back at the hotel!

Now think about alarmist newspapers: Swimming pool in german town launches campaign against child groping at the pool.

youtube.com/watch?v=4pVmWn5FzUw

doin a listen

>teacake
>chocolate
what
raisins? sure, but chocolate?
what the fuck are you eating

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and sexhaver gimps

gross, that is so unhygienic

i don't wanna write this essay lads ahhhhhhhhhh

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i might link one ting lincoln
7am and i'm blinking

someone soy this fool

much like my large, uncircumcised cock

What do you call these? They're "teacakes" down here.

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Sharia? Don’t like it.

Rock the casbah. Rock the casbah.

These you absolute daftie what the FUCK are those?

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>white girl ass

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Nigger heads

The shagging empire

Lads looking at my current figure it looks as though the line between fat and chubby is starting to blur. wtf do I do lads I dont want to be fat?

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stop eating simple as

Morning all, how are we?

duriorigum on the fucking map

Listening to Pooey Lewis and the Jews.

never heard of them

BLOATMAXX

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>t. on a proxy

It's not morning you daft cunt.

it's not the morning, you are in a british culture thread so please respect the timezone

Maybe where you are

You should google which shop closest to you has them. There's all types, strawberry jam, lemon meringue - even Christmas pudding ones.

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Getting depresse thinking about tim lads

honestly lads i love seeing how happy girls look when i ask them out haha totally makes my day

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I don't like marshmallow

>Stagecoach bidding for a rail franchise

Christ imagine how shite that would be, their bus service is already terrible.

I should have expected this - the one day I don’t say ‘morning (or should I say evening) lads’ and I immediately cop flack for it

Lesson learned, how were your weekends lads

morning de lad
waiting for the ol' game of thrones presently

>poor white americans live in informal trailer parks without running water or heating whilst blacks/mexicans live rent-free in govt-built apartment projects

Murica sounds great haha!

their busses are fine in my area

coaches wont run on traintracks i'm not even an engineer and i know that

what does corr mean

Ah yeah fair enough

>how were your weekends lads
still 46 minutes yet so can't give a comprehensive review as of yet

You lads need to learn more about your minds and the tricks people are playing on it
how would i do that?

yes you do

I'm sure you could replace the marshmallow with something like a meringue filling.

Not happy with my life
No siree, not happy at all

I look forward to it

>coaches wont run on traintracks i'm not even an engineer and i know that

BEHOLD

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I eat like one meal a day mate

Middle bit of a planet/apple.

currently morning on the british indian ocean territory so fuck off

toilin 6 hours

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blog on

I love teacakes but I feel shite after 2

gonna wake up early before toil and find out the key events then spoil it for everyone

angry music

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toil at 4am

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think i’ve gone in to urinary retention again lads

A picture like this could shake the very foundation of /brit/ and bring Jow Forums itself to it's knees.
Have one then.

corr

Really hope reincarnation is real even tho the mathematical probability of it being real is miniscule

precursor to blimey

haha

Sorry to hear lad, hope your situation improves

Always get a bit of doubt when I see a choker.

Don't have toil for 2 weeks.

The grand facade
So soon will burn

my headteacher put me in urinary detention once, would lock me in the janitor’s cupboard and pee in my mouth until lunch break was over

Holy guacamole

one is never enough because they taste so good

seriously fuck first buses i hate them. overpriced to shit and always late.

literally in bed :(

that's a long piss

episode 1's full plot has been leaked for a few weeks, some of the big events later in the season have been leaked as well
just watching it for the formality, me

Get a month pass lad.

why are raw onions so satisfying?