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Chan married Zuckerberg on May 19, 2012, the day after Facebook's stock market launch.[5]

On July 31, 2015, Zuckerberg announced that he and Chan were expecting a baby girl. He said he felt confident that the risk of miscarrying was low so far into the pregnancy, after Chan had already had three miscarriages

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So why does bawaslu allow crazy men to vote in this particular election?

Because this is a crazy world and everyone is mad, some just choose to roll with it.

is selling chink products still a good way to get rich peru? or would you do it a different way

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Based hindhu boomer

we live in society

>vocaroo.com/i/s0bLHELKqwbY
i crie everytiem

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just
relax

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Holy shit, I just got 30,000 Php of vote buying money from La Union. Crazy.
Not voting for any of those shits, but what should I buy with it?
I'm thinking of buying a fig of 2B with it.

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Answer the question peru

fuck you stop lying

That's the price for a family, of course, I'm not giving their share it's all mine

too lazy to answer.

Invest in stocks

anywhere in the world, medieval was /fa/ as fuck

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Fish makes peepee hard

Thinking about investing in construction stocks. I mean, did you see the rate of return for that shit? It's like a goldmine.
Well, it's understandable given the booming construction industry and all.

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It's rigged anyway, some chink ""construction""' investors already paid for it

Poe, Go, and Villiar will win my province.
on the flip side I heard Roxas will win 3 provinces thats why he doesn't campaign that much unless some chink commie out paid him.

Honestly speaking, how could other sections even compete?

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>no malaysian flag yet
malingsians confirmed for being normie wagekeks

>deeply rooted and ingrained betawi culture
that's a big YIKES from me

wtf they give that much
how come no ones giving me monies

t. Jaksel

some provinces dont do it because its rigged and paid for

Kek, someone please make the virgin Jaksel part.

Depends on the province, apparently. They don't give here in Baguio, but I'm registered in La Union.
Also, I heard in Abra they give like 40k per family.
Go to Mindanao too. I heard that the cheating allegations are real there, back in the 2016 election. Pre shaded ballots, etc.. well that's what people told me.

Go to Davao for them Duterte cheat money or Illocos for marcos

jaksel is unironically the best region for pribumi middle class families. That's why there are all these memes about jaksel kids, because their successful parents managed to raise their kids in a safe environment where these kinds of stereotypes could occur. Anything else is too expensive, not developed enough, or too full of chinks.

>speak englosian
>drinks s0ymilk every morning

t. Jaksoyboy

Say whatever you want, I don't even live in Jakarta.
t. depoker

honestly jabodetabek suburban and slum are the cringiest shit in this country,
average villages in java island starting to catch up with japanese countryside standard in cleanliness add that with fucking crab mentality

I left my keys in a bus

god damn kelings
>queue up in library to print my stuff
>keling niggers, one student one lect mogs me
>the student goes to the pc, the lect next to the printer
>i voice out
>the lect tells me to calm down, then threatens to throw me out the library
what the fuck is wrong with kelings

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Shoot to kill pedophiles and sexpats
Agree y/n

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y

Don't you know that they're so powerful nowadays? Even police have to obey to their roadblock

youtube.com/watch?v=t_8g18-hr7c

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*shoots you* lmao

y

It will be hilarious when the news about British tourist being killed in Philippines reach Jow Forums.

helo
thangk yu 4 inviting New Zealand to play with yu guys as well :)

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Salam my /asean/ friends

Check'd

Imagine the shitstorm

I will make a thread about this on Jow Forums and Jow Forums seems like an interesting topic

even though im not pedophiles or sexpats, atleast im dead so thats a good thing

henlo friends, what are you up to now?

>locsin.
Yikes so this is thier big distraction for the chink sell out and his incompetence in losing our passport data

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im not allowed 2 talk about it or the government will break in to my house :(

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no sheep shaggers allowed in here

mean and bullying

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What about football players?

some of them are alright

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nice quad, are you doing something related to pornographic content?

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Humanap ka ng panget
Wagna uy wagnawagna uy

H-2 gais, jangan lupa ke TPS (Tusuk Prabowo Sandi)

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pengen ngentot gan

More liek Tusuk Pantat Sandi amirite

Are meaning to say Traps aren't Gey?

>had nasi ayam goreng kunyit for lunch
>still hungry
fuark

t. Ipin

t. kunyit

takpe najib mamak awak upin ipin :)

katanya muka aku muka selingkuhan

Dari pada dibilang muka playboy padahal jomblo dari lahir.

kalo gua katanya muka tukan coli

>malay and indian thots
>chinese arthoes
if i chose another, less demanding line of study i would have get Jow Forums and get pussy/bussy

what's your line of study?

What's wrong with thots and hoews00

come on now, you guys know oredy

are you the guy that joined the cooking competition?

>Ariff
>not getting pussy on daily basis
Humble bragging at its finest

nothing wrong, just an observation

i am the one who makes the calls

Are you a new anime posting kiwi flag or the other semi regular poster?

>tfw muka kriminal

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Just lift wok full of fried rice instead of dumbell and you'll be fit in no time.

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MashALLAH akhi

I thought Dio is the type to delay his prayers since he can stop time

Do stand need to fulfill sholat or just the owner suffice?

flip rap
youtube.com/watch?v=eA1PkDvIpao
do u listen to it
i do
sometimes when i feel like it

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Lagu Tanpa Huruf R

youtube.com/watch?v=WzJP6WaL9x4

How do I get a job in Manila bossing around Filipinos in a call center?

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Only the OG A.P.P.P. OVA fags remember Dio has converted into Islam while chilling in Kairo.

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Did yesus beat him

study english