How do you say "pap smear" in your language, Jow Forums?

How do you say "pap smear" in your language, Jow Forums?

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That looks invasive as fuck, surely we could come up with a better way?

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prueba de papanicolau

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I feel like medical procedures relating to genitals are stuck in the 20th century.

uitstrijkje.

Same for contraceptives. Either they suck or to reliant on one party or the other.

>uses nothing but naturally existing holes to reach the goal
>invasive

It's literally as non-invasive as its possible to be.

To be fair, the image isn't just a pap smear. It's a pap smear + a cell sample from inside of the uterus. A regular pap smear is just from inside of the vagina. They use a speculum to open the vagina, and then they use a little brush to take cells from the cervix.

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you already posted for me ty mr burger

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no idea for humans, but in rats you can just cotton swab, it squirt a small amt of sterile saline in and suck it back out if you don't want cotton crap to get in the way of making the pap smears look pretty

t. neuroscientist (pap smears are used to determine which stage of the estrous cycle female rats are in)

La Citologia.

Do you want to get cancer? These shits are NOT fun, and they have the worst fucking stench imaginable.

Thankfully this particular cancer happens in a tissue that constantly sheds off, so it gives you a hint of when it's starting. If there's any hint, the even more invasive shit starts. Directly look at the cervix for injuries, once found cut it off and study it, If you cant find one, cut the whole cervix and study it. If nothing is found, pray there's no shit inside the uterus and keep checking for vaginal injuries.

What else do you expect? You're supposed to give birth after you fuck. You already have enough options. Stop sperm from going in, stop egg from coming out, avoid egg from sticking, or sterilize yourself right away.

Continuing life is already difficult enough. Be grateful you get the luxury of fucking around without consequence.

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thank god I don't have a vagina

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Jesus Crist 3D women are disgusting

How so?

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Under-rated post.

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I always loved Adam Carolla's proposition that would put sterilization drugs into Mountain Dew soda drinks but in a specified amount. In effect, if you drank an excess of Mountain Dew you therefore became sterilized. When you backed off of the ingestion of the nectar of the 'tards then you became normal again.

Easy, Tiger.

There was that court case recently where some gynecologist who had recently died impregnated like 60-something ladies with his own "donations". They won the case but he's already dead.

Looks like a sushi how-to.

pepsi

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>tfw no pap smear ice cream

You will stop pissing and doc will have to put his fingers up your ass, and if he feels something funny he'll pierce your nutbladder 6 times through your penis.

Do girls enjoy being fingered and examined by the doctor, though? Maybe we are missing out.