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any shagger and/or shagman in? never understood the custom of the one night stand
what do they say after waking up? is it all very cold and understood like a bank transaction?

cant actually fathom having sex with a stranger, always thought of sex as warm and fuzzy type stuff

the brits who go to australia are all dick heads

doing what we in the industry would call a poo

Severely underrated country. Visit a place like Germany or Japan and you realize that if there is such a thing as the master race it would be these people.

i prefer one night stands because you both know where you stand (allow the pun) so theres no expectations the morning after

Toil lads, prepare yourself for an onslaught of Game of Thrones talk from your toilmates today.

Didn’t ask fucking stupid yank bastard

/tv/'s going to be shit for a good while now

Winter is coming

brilliant post

so what
you just both hop up from the bed, she throws on her undies and is just gone? no "ta for the shag"?
no hangovers?

Asked the date why she didn't want a second date given the first seemingly went great and got this response.

Longer I go on dating the more I grow to despise it.

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have only had fwb type sex which was awkward enough after, but I hear it can be well awkward after a one night stand, especially if one or both were drunk and wouldn't normally have done it.
I think it's only comfy afterwards if it's agreed you're both in a relationship. maybe if it was a prozzie you'd sort of both know where you stand and you can just fuck off or tell her to fuck off. I bet some chad and stacy hookups are like in a movie though.

if im unemployed who is my boss

Lizzie

I want to give Emma Watson a Birthday shag.

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me

what makes you think so

God

when you wake up the morning after a one night stand, it's customary for the man to have the covers up to his waist but the woman to have them up to her neck, despite going to sleep with a bra on
t. have seen films about it

DUDE SO BASED AND ORDNUNG

Yes it's really April 15, she's 29yo now.

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What if I don't wake up

heading to toil in my queen of dragons outfit (incl big white wig) with a can of deodorant and a lighter in case toilberg tries to make me put on my shirt and tie

at least in heaven you can skate

Some motherfucker's always tryna iceskate uphill

yeah but what do they talk about
seen em do the walk of shame on snapchat and whatnot but what do they actually say
how is it really
do they whinge about their work and chad tells them to fuck off or do they talk about their new favourite kitten
or is it something that virg freaks are incapable of knowing

CAREFUL user, CAREFUL!

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must feel so superior when even the irrelevant peasant from behindthesevenmountainland aspires to learn your language

TLDR: you're boring

>yeah but what do they talk about

brexit probably

in about 6 generations English will be the only language spoken in the west

I've been in the same relationship since I was 15 so I'm the last person to ask but I imagine it's just standard small talk
"have a good night? haha" "do your friends know you're here?" "did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
clearly sex doesn't mean much to anyone involved if they're participating in a one night stand so why make a song and dance about it?
if it's awkward for anyone then it's their prerogative to leave the situation

give me a flat in moscow

>girl tells you she doesn’t care to go on a second date
>wh-why??? can you please tell me???

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desubh if its been a drunken one night stand i usually just break the ice by asking if they want a drink (also gives them some time alone if they want to make themselves look ‘proper’) or if its a sober hook up the mornings dont really ever seem that awkward, if anything it tends to ends up with another shag

based and monagomy pilled
dont know how to talk to people either wahey this is all very absurd to me as i am a mong
the chad doubleshag

Voting green party from now on lads.

t. seasoned shagger

>oh fuck you didn't use a condom?
>I assumed you were on the pill
>why would you assume that?
>you let me fuck you without a condom
>oh so now it's my fault?!
>well you were the one with all the information
>so what now am I supposed to just get the morning after pill?
>up to you love I'm off now so do what you want
>oh so that's it you're just gonna walk out and leave me to sort this mess out that YOU created?
>what do you want me to do?
>GET ME A MORNING AFTER PILL
>get it yourself I don't need this stress I'm fucking off have a nice life
>*bursts into tears*
>*exits stage left*
>*immediately stops crying*

not even started my contracted toil hours and i'm already on /brit/
strong start to the week

grim that

sad but true, especially evident in small western countries like here
either that or chinese

A very nice place full of nice well behaved intelligent people. Americans are crude lowbrow baboons by comparison.

>israel
>western

Opening up Australian Facebook

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americans are very confident and proud people though. quite contrary to germans

the fact that this even has to be posted is a clear sign oz is circling down the drain

>Americans are crude lowbrow baboons by comparison.

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Primitive uncivilized people are always confident and proud because they're too stupid to recognize their own deficiencies. Dunning-Kruger effect.

nogs making fun of retarded people? jesus christ

begone eesti

*puts you in a chokehold*
vittu

*deflects out of it*
kusipää

normies that don’t have ADHD talking about the films they’ve watched

Hello all

ola user

your google-fu is weak

jesus christ I'm angry

any british man in?

aye

Whys that lad

yeah? well? you're just a big bully arent ya? big old paskiainen

morning lads, sun is positively beaming today

How’s it going mate

I want to have my way with Emma Watson.

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sorry mate, i'm english

based

*sirens in the distance*

fuck off నిగ్గర్

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racist

>is it something that virg freaks are incapable of knowing
Feel bad that fundamental parts of the human experience such as sexual intercourse will forever remain a mystery to me

scottish here, think you’re on your lonesome

can't be racist if you don't live in the west

Anyone ever seen ‘audience reaction’ videos for movies playing in the theatre?

Yanks get really engaged

lower your standards

weesti

nothing specific. just general monday morning feels

Don’t care

You’ll be right

päikesepõletatud sitapea

blog on

they're already living in fantasy land before they walk into the cinema
probably not hard for them to suddenly start imagining they're john wick 2

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cinemas are only fun for chucking popcorn at couples

went to school with a girl named georgia
she had massive chebs

Is that what people say when you tell them where you’re from?

are those 'hipster yanks watch GoT in a bar' videos coming back this season?

grow up you pathetic child