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i made a schedule for my day
i still dont know when im going to do it, so theres not "deep cutting" in my schedule yet
Yoo what’s up
METRO BLOOMIN WANT SOME MORE NIGGUH
its 3 am...
Go to sleep nicca
Hey qt. What’re you doing?
My thread about shoes at home has turned out more successful than anticipated
I skimmed /soc/ for a black guy. Didn't see a good one, but I came across this gem of a post.
Staying up to late. What about you?
Woke up like 2 hours ago. Going to the gym
Productive way to start the day
Thoughts on my profile
needs more emojis
how about never.
Coldest of cold takes:
this is just like 1984
Almost as cringe as “this is just like Harry Potter”
What's your favorite unorthodox or unique burger topping /cum/?
a fried egg. although I don't know how unorthodox that is
correct me if im wrong, but isnt 1984 a criticism of capitalism?
havent read it so idk xd
It’s more a critique of totalitarianism. Little or nothing to do with capitalism, although Orwell is often considered to have been a socialist. He was distressed by the rise of Stalinist-style socialism, which was arguably the focus of both of his most famous books, 1984 and Animal Farm
I hate unorthodox burgers. I don’t want fucking peanut butter on my burger. Just take a classic recipe with great execution and I’ll be happy.
it was a critique of nationalism, read his essay notes on nationalism. he considered stalin to be a nationalist.
nofap feels like a low dose of benzo to me, 0.5mg of kpin or something
what is the current year version of hipsters?
rate, think you'll like
shouldn't it be "a football" F isn't a vowel
the answer you seek is here:
Give the twat a kiss
go to catalog
click on a thread
huh, jannies must be up
go back to catalog
click on another thread
about to write an exam. Wish me luck. Luv U /cum/ bai :)
examseasongang weouthere gl bud
Oh fuck lads. So my dad has gone over to the shared house & taken all my belongings back home. PLEASE don't look in the fucking shaving bag. AHHHHHH.
What's in there?
Metal Heads React to "Guillotine" by Death Grips
more like Clueless Mouthbreathing Morons Say "What?!?" 100 Times to "Guillotine" by Death Grips
pocket pussy I presume
Something sexual. Haha.
AHHHHHH moving in with parents again. I'm going to end up back in hospital again I just know it. Just fucked me up.
hey at least it's not a dildo
Or one of those furry tail butt plugs. Lol
where's the ketchup?
I should have put a fucking little pad lock on the shaving bag. I had actually thought about it, but didn't go to the cheap store to buy one
I'm just fucking lucky I didn't hide it in my drawer under some clothes. What a sight that would be. Haha.
Hey on the plus side, if you're out of the institutions you can think about getting a job and getting your own place. Not necessarily stuck with your parents forever
What will you say?????
I probably will fall back into my own way living at home. Doing nothing & when my mother shits me I will get angry and smash something or get a knife again.
Then police & ambulance come again. And before I know it I'm back in Emergency room again.
Never shall succumb to the ketchup ways
There was two patients in here tonight making out at the front of the hospital on break lads.
is the boomer or the friend of the boomer here
5 days lads. :(
3, 6, 9 - damn she fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time
i would have studied linguistics if it wasn't such a worthless degree outside of academia
What languages do you know well
I love linguistics too. Unfortunately the opportunity of learning for the sake of learning doesn't fit too well into toilberg's plan
Omfg lads. So I just opened my room & walked over to the toilet opposite, there's a woman sitting on the toilet in the dark with the door wide open. I do a quick turn and go back into my room. Holy fuck. Haha
was she hot
Gotta love this mental ward. Lol
ah, the old spooky dooky
No. I wish it was Mary, Mimi or Nina. I'd probably have a chat with them. Haha
Do they have curtains/doors in front of the toilets?
I used to be a NEET blasting shibayanrecords, smoking weed and grinding to 3.8k in Dota
That was all 3 years ago
Now i make big bucks and listen to Bladee and Black Kray
Not curtains. The curtains are in the showers only & they've all been ripped off the hooks probably for some years now. Some Looney probably used the curtain to hang themself or something.
Worrying about lack of privacy for things like the restroom and showers is probably one of the main things keeping me from being totally open with my therapist about my mental health
Maybe I just made that women's secret fetish come true in real life. Hmmm.
I'm going to take a picture of the shower tomorrow lads. No, I won't include myself in the shower picture. Haha
i want a full tour of the facility
Sneak in the helmet bud
Give us something
what's that expression about?
growing anger and disappointment
Russian military music sounds badass
my favorite traditional russian military song
I’m absolutely assblasted that I don’t have a foreign gf desu but shitskins manage it
Salue les mecs comment ça va?
be a """"journalist"""" in 2019
have to spend your time writing headlines like these
Who else shedding some pounds?
Make a healthy choice today buds.
wee wee bonjourno
Just got done doing a quick 30min run and 15 min bike sesh...
This nicca right here got a lil chub...
I'm going back on my moderately high protein medium-low carb diet
U see any cuties
Mostly old men jog at night round here
Few cuties but not much
I pace them when we get close, pheremones give me a little bump in motivation
Have a gym in the ground floor so I just treadmill’d it
GF doesn’t want to come jog out in the park at night because of the Indonesians (niggers of Taiwan)
why are europeans such psychopaths, maybe its a good thing they arent allowed to have guns
Those dudes catcall my gf sometimes when she goes jogging alone but they are harmless soibois. Not really worried about it cause she is a pretty nasty fighter and could fight off one of those 50kg little Indon boys.
Ne way, how much is your rent
va te faire foutre ton cul jusqu'a tu saignes
How many calories does a burger has? From mcdonalds?
living room, bedroom and study room.
Bathroom, separate kitchen and a tiny balcony for the washing machine and hanging clothes.
Also a scooter parking spot in the underground parking.
Quite new apartment complex and pretty central.
Split the rent with the GF so it’s p noice
Btw I bought the GF a babyfoot pack last week and she just finished shedding all her old skin...soles are soft af, it’s the best thing ever. 149NTD well invested
There are many burgers on the McDonalds menu with completely different nutritional profiles, all of which can be seen on their website. For me, it’s the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
you can google it as easily as i can
dead skin is a protective layer and those who do not have it will not survive the iceage
What's your ancestry like?
my skin is peeling like a snakes so i guess i wont make it
Would love to get a nice apt but tough shit over here
This area is expensive although I guess I could go further out into new Taipei but fuck that because I don't want a long commute.
Baby foot sounds fukken preemo. I gotta check it out, but more for myself. The GF has p soft feet already.
Knowing that anyone might have a gun has a calming effect on society; incentive to be more polite and respectful. Knowing that spoons are banned has the opposite effect.
Ummm sweatie are you thinking of bloatmax blubber??? Dead skin won’t do you any favours in the cold
I wonder what this person is like in social situations I would like to be friends with him
Just move down south and get a tropical GF
Did you get one for yourself too LOL
Going to skip class today
Going to rip ass today
That’s a robot bud
He's clearly a robot
Not human so no need for friends
I'm not opposed to this
Nothing wrong with wanting soft feet
Going on a date with a tinder girl today
find frozen vegetables in one of my kitchen drawers
find peanut butter randomly placed somewhere in my house
friend says he didnt do it
front door was open a little bit when I woke up (possibly from my friend going out to smoke in the night)
either my friend is sleep walking or a fucking gnome came into my house to play some pranks on me
Is she dtf on the first date lad?
Had 2 dates with my palm today.
Heem dat nicca
Had a date with my palm two days ago.
tinder girls are trash
Got a 4 hand massage from 2 smuggled korean sex workers thre× yesterdays ago.
Thinking about making a pizza for dinner
I feel too bad for sex workers to fuck them
especially when sex is overpriced when you can just get a gf
Hey FK what’s the best recipe to cook sauerruben with? Just picked some up but I’ve never used it before. There’s a suggested recipe on the package, but I was wondering if you might be able to chime in with something better
pizzas gay bro
Some people can't get gfs.
even niggers can get gfs
She said she wants my dick so yeah
FK pls help
he's gonna get shot and robbed
nah. you sucking my cock would be gay
it's not gay if i like it
ohio should be nuked
people arent meant to live in america
if we were we wouldnt be getting our asses fucked by the weather
don't help him fk
it's p gay if you make me cum
Never heard of that desu and when I google it all results are from Switzerland saying how it’s an almost forgotten dish...so ask in the Swiss thread or something heh...soz...can’t help with that
Try having a gf on haldol
Dont want one anyways. Just someone else pulling on me
Haldol is an antipsychotic right?
Bought marquee moon on vinyl. Feels good. One exam left. We’re gonna make it
antidepressants are terrible because i can't cum then my hand gets bloody from the blisters and when I give up I get this sore pain in my groin area for the rest of the day
then my hand gets bloody from the blisters
jesus dude how long are you jacking off lol
If it's impacting your quality of life you should talk to your psychiatrist about it. Anorgasmia occurs sometimes with SSRIs but the psychiatrist can change the dose or switch to another medication.
Dude, take a hint and just start milking your prostate instead of flaying your cock
The doctor will probably just try and put him on a second medication like Wellbutrin
I had a gf on antipsychotics once. Worst gf I’ve ever had, and I’ve had some pretty bad ones
Yeah I'm on Wellbutrin and apparently that has much less of an association with sexual dysfunction.
I was previously on Cipralex which gave me a bunch of nasty side effects, which the doctor tried to address by adding Wellbutrin and sleeping pills as well. Starting up with three things spooked me so I abandoned pharma entirely and have worked on making major lifestyle changes instead, to positive effect
Yeah I'm thinking that lifestyle changes might be key for me as well. Some of my cognitive patterns might or might not be curable, but I've noticed that things like sleep scheduling, daily routines, and ensuring I can do things that make life feel worth living help A LOT
this is an emergency
I’ve never had a gf but I’m gonna see a Shrink soon so maybe I’ll get on some pills and experience this bad anti-depressant gf
Don't take the pills. Worst mistake of my life.
my alarm didnt go off reeeee
My life is completely uneventful and consists of the same thing over and over so there’s no reason to not try
I made a picture.
They can help but some people react very badly
I don’t understand the added text but this cat is so fat that it’s funny
I don’t understand the added text
Thinking about doing the Avicii logo & sticking it above the toilet & seeing if anyone mentions it.
i don't do shit why do i feel so unfulfilled
Pills won't fix that.
It’s really hard, but you need to exert your will to make lifestyle changes.
those are some very big lips
welcome the darkness for it is a test of your courage
*teleports behind you and unsheathes katana*
Any tattoo man in?
I don't have any, but i want to get one that is flesh tone so its always there, but no one else can see it.
I have zero (0) tattoos
I know someone who basically got a tattoo done without any ink at all. It’s mostly invisible, just left a tiny bit of scar tissue
I'll do that then. Thanks for the idea.
Nearly 2 am here lads.
Whatchu wanna get
it's from dark souls
It’s a lil complicated. I don’t really know anything about tattooing in general, let alone this niche thing, however afaik: you’re basically using scarring instead of ink, and sometimes have to go over it multiple times (possibly over multiple sessions?), which can be more painful than normal tattoos
normies ruined tattoos for me
The only way I could get one now was if it was something too edgy like a disemboweled loli getting raped
tattoo have been normie since before you were born
I think the tattoo artist would kick your ass for asking for something like that
The person I know didn’t talk about it in too much depth but it was an ex of mine who did it herself with stick and poke. She explicitly stated she was using tattooing as a more socially acceptable form of self-harm as opposed to razor blade shit that might freak people out
if you go to some normie shitshow yeah
NO I DONT WANT TO BE A BAKED POTATOE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
My cute social worker will be calling me today lads. When she says what I want to do today I will go to the tavern for lunch. Easy lunch date lads.
Got some niggers on IG riled up about sunburns kek
Said they should stop pretending like blacks can’t get a sunburn and now they’re going all “naw we the original sun people I know a white guy who got blisters all over his back not us tho!!!”
Posted underneath some stupid kemetic people all Pharaos were black pic ofc
did u kno black people can have moles
Missed out on not being born as an ancient roman
Gigachad: Why yes, i do want to be a baked potato, how did you know?
She'll insist on paying. But just the look of the other people in the tavern looking at me will be both it.
NOOOO STOPPPP IT
I used to want to get a triforce tattoo but now I think it will just be cringe
Just clipped my toenails. Those shits grow thick.
not getting a joker tattoo
Saw this girl on the bus today. Something was off about her and I kept thinking what it was. She got into a phone call and her voice was all kinds of fucked up. It was a tranny
Have you lads ever cut your toe nails then burnt the nails ?
A whole mood....
at what point in history do we stop acknowledging things like jackie robinson day and start treating black people like normal people
mens clothes are too big for
should i just buy womens clothes and hope my parents dont notice
Chances are you wouldn't have liked it.
t. studied Latin and read a lot about Rome
A person is a being that has certain capacities or attributes such as reason, morality, consciousness or self-consciousness, and being a part of a culturally established form of social relations such as kinship, ownership of property, or legal responsibility.
By this definition, blacks are not people, let alone normal people
wife is going on one her 30 minutes rants where she goes on about how much she hates America pls send help
Who here supports their local monastic orders?
Whip the cock out
Are you retarded?
Me? I’d rather be the warlord of a small tribe than be the second man in Rome.
calling people normies
Niglets score worse on the mirror test than many other animal species
i can't, she said he wasn't allowed in the house anymore :(
Your wife is redpilled
lol:D What was that?
tell her to get a life
Hating America is cringe
Loving Wisconsin is diamond pilled
And it turns out that that result corresponds more to local culture than to race, and IIRC researchers think it has something to do with parenting styles.
did u get cucked by a cock
Can you help me move to the US?
I don’t have a degree but I need a sponsored working visa
I've never been to Wisconsin, though I've been to Michigan
Culture is an expression of a nation’s racial soul. Even if you’re a Tabula Rasa freak, imagine having a culture so putrid and ineffective that it makes your children worse than animals at a test that’s meant to identify one of the major distinguishing factors of what makes us human
didnt you just move to taiwan
Are you good at anything FK
Sorry, I have a problem with humor.
I thought you actually are and moved to Asia by your will.
bee r bee finna shower
he's good at sniffing feet
Yeah but USA is based and there are no Taco Bells here...
Yeah but it’s useless.
Never follow your passion.
Unless that passion gets you big bucks.
I did, Taiwan is based as heck but the USA is the land of endless opportunities.
America is the great satan it's only natural for other countries to hate us. Never forget my lai
What was/is your Useless Passion
Culture is an expression of a nation’s racial soul.
Culture is a lot more complicated than that lol. Black Americans are culturally closer to white Americans than to the West Africans from whom they are descended. Most blacks in Latin America are similarly closer to other Latin American cultures than they are to cultures of genetically similar populations in Africa.
For what it's worth, some animals (like dogs and chimpanzees) are smarter than newborn human infants.
remember when caitlyn jenner supported trump?
my lai massacre
okay compromise with black people:
if they get reparations then everybody can say nigger with the hardest R possible any time they want
Blacks in the US have significant American admixture due to high levels of Jeffersonian rape. Practically none of them look like pic-related ‘purebred’ Africans. Same goes for the other groups you mentioned.
They’re mischlings who have been partly consumed by their superstratum. It’s reflected in their blood and culture alike.
We’re not talking about newborns here. One of the features of human bipedalism is that our newborns and infants are effectively fetuses outside the womb. The article talks about African children failing the mirror test at age 6. Most European children can read children’s books by that time, let alone pass the mirror test
Remember when Jow Forums supported Trump lol
I went to a trade school did my vocational training for some artisan shit
The Job I had in Germany was based and pay was good for a frugal bachelor Iike me but I maxed out already career wise and hand no prospects of a raise or furthering my career unless I became a hyperwagie managing some of the overseas locations and I doubt that raise would have made up for the extra hours I would have had to work including constant trips there and whatnot
The guy in my office who did that lived in a shitty 2 room apartment so I guess he either blew it all on his ex wife’s alimony or pay was so shit he couldn’t afford more
got me FUCKED UP
Germany is a low wage shitehole anyway
so I just pulled the breaks and quit and moved here
Can always become a cashier I guess jajaja
Usually by age six, kids in rural Africa are full-on working and playing. Maybe if there's a school and if they can afford education they're going to school and learning.
Why don't you go back to school since it's basically free in europe lmao
What kinda ‘artisan shit’?
if you include all DLC cities skylines is a $150 game
The kid grew up with the internet and the another one without. How are they different? Maybe it's just because they don't have mirrors and never experienced it before?
that's why piracy exists buddy
just finished the pizza. Had sliced ham, peperoni, sausage, bacon and an f' ton of cheese on it
just finished the pizza. Had sliced ham, peperoni, sausage, bacon and an f' ton of cheese on it
Had to use an alarm clock for the first time in years for a doctor's appointment today. I don't understand how wageslaves can do that every day. Humans weren't meant to live like that.
ordered a pineapple, jalapeno, ham, ground beef
hope its worth
can't eat all your jelly rn, too full
there are way more than 45 million niggers in America right now. I do not believe the census.
havent seen one in weeks
are you in the midwest?
no im in northern new england, last black person I saw was at the airport when I came back from south caorlina
black people do not go to New England lol
yeah they do just usually stay in southern new england and they are usually domincans/Jamaicans/other dark skinned islanders
do you think niggers are only 14% of the population. I know it's a meme, but it just does not add up.
Southern New England here. We definitely have more jolly african americans than I'd like to see.
I mean I've spent most of my life north of chicago and in New Hampshire. Chicago had a lot of black people, New Hampshire not so much. It's probably a little higher than 14% because black vs not black is kind of subjective but I don't think they are a huge part of the population. Definitely believe there are many more hispanics than blacks.
I’m going to New England for vacation
t. Tyrese Freeman
*starts talking on the phone loudly*
Yeah man yeah, it was crazy HAHAHAHA yeah man
yeah but I could kill jews
Definitely believe there are many more hispanics than blacks.
this is why I, as an afro american, am voting for Trump again. we need to keep these pacos the fuck out before they start outnumbering us.
make sure to spend lots of your reparation money and dont be put off when people are assholes to you, people are assholes to everybody here its part of our culture
This isn't really the best season for it. Wait for summer or the fall leaf viewing season.
bunch of fucking monkeys
the economy was invented to serve the people NOT the people serving the economy
how was the economy invented
maine has become somali v2.1
not sure if I pity the natives more or the somalis
i'm a fucking failure bros
12 hour shifts start today. How is it going NEETs.
Going to Minnesota and seeing Somalianapolis really shocked me.
*pats your back*
*grabs your head and smashes into the fucking wall*
Neethood sucks. I've been out of work for 3 months now and it's fucking killing me.
college fucking sucks and I'm wasting my money
don't be like that, just do your best
And remember to BE YOURSELF.
have to poop but dont want to stop watching basedball
I wish i was on my toilet watching baseketball. I miss having a tv in the bathroom.
do you pronounce pleb as 'pleb' or 'pleeb'
if by natives you mean indigenous redskins then yes you should
just do your best
thanks denmark. I'll try.
if by natives you mean indigenous redskins then yes you should
i should what
idk just should u dumb nigger
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