Cheese edition
/brit/
you just KNOW
Brown handscrafted this
going to a hip hop rap performance on wednesday night
want to put my willy in a foreign girl immediately
What’s on the agenda today?
waiting on a parcel ...
>influenza
any you lot ever done shrooms then
Which variety? For me it's literallyanyonegodi'msolonelistan
me and the wife
yeah there simply aren't enough jobs in the UK
oh by the way we need free movement of people so europeans can come pick our crops
yeah chicken and mushroom pot noodle
I missed the 10am /brit/ meeting, Janny is going to do one. Can someone give me a quick rundown?
if you don’t want to live here, well, to put it simply: you’re not white and that’s all there is to it
only just realised its monday
what emojis do sluts use?
Where's her nipples.
shut the fuck up dickhead
fucking hell i had a good post in mind for the new thread but I can't remember it now ahhhhhhhh
looks like it gets far too hot in the summer
me? i've done chestnut, portobello, button and shiitake
where is it la?
poo bum willy wank arsecrack chebs therapist emma
For me, it's shimeji
the tongue one
the crying with laughter one
the monkey ones
Hardly remember it mate. Something about blogposts, i think.
doubt tallinn gets very warm
yeah
didn't sleep for three days
brazilian danish swedish norwegian finnish french dutch belgian portuguese spanish italian yugo russian ukrainian belarussian kazakh any other type of funny eurasian or russian ethnicity maybe some gookazoids and canadians or iranians or phoenician levantines simple as really
shittake is my favourite shroom
More blogposts? Based
yeah, smoked a few zoots when we were peaking and felt like my brain stopped working
have to leave the house
/brit/ has seen a 18% decrease in blogposts in the last month and it's damaging the "nary a pixel" posts stocks.
i've been there
based
Unemployment is really low in the uk you dope
zero hours
Ye because they've got all the jobs
suffering a bit of a creative block recently and wondering if a cheeky psychedelic will sort things out
*ruffles your hair* good lad
bit more expensive than i expected
Ever been out to a farm?
All the pickers are romanians. Would you want to shovel pig shit in the rain for minimum wage living in a caravan so you can be closer to the farm?
I wouldnt
>Unemployment is really low in the uk you dope
>dude zero hour contracts lmao
>dude part time jobs lmao
>dude stupid apprenticeships lmao
>dude menial and repetitive jobs that really should have been semiautomated by now lmao
old town in tallinn is nice to visit for a day. wouldn't want to live there
Counting down the days
feeling angry
indeed very dear
it's gorgeous though inner tallinn is a little clocktower fairytale village
Lost the remote for my tv last year just found it next to my bed under 2 crisp packets
going to name my firstborn elvarg after the dragon from the dragon slayer quest in runescape
It is though.
où habitez vous alors ?
the fuck is a zero hour contract
>I wouldn't enjoy it so it doesn't count as a job
you poor poor wagie
Feels good that I get to escape unitoil for 2 weeks.
It does count as a job. How much would you want to be paid to do it? Tell me
>unemployment
all jewish number fiddling
the most hurtful terms that people don't want to be thought as are "racist" and "liar" apparently
anything in the "gig economy"
uber drivers, deliveroo riders, shit like that
there are no hours in your contract, you just get given what you can do
it's where you have no set hours and you just get asked to come in on specific days and if you're not a bootlicking fiend who bows down to every whim of toilstein you get given less and less hours until you have to leave
where you're not contracted for or guaranteed work in any given week/month
like in my contract, i've got 37.5 hours per week, but in zero hours contracts there's just nowt there
what do you think about school uniforms?
I prioritised a decent career as I was growing up so it doesn't concern me
it's the stoners who threw away their opportunities that should face these facts instead of clamouring for more free money
seems fine to me
big fan
cute
Need shorter skirts and fewer buttons.
wish we had school uniforms
Update: the remote doesnt work i think it needs new batterys
industrial cooling system
Have sex
in the best city in the world
Probably desu lad. Done a bit of acid and find it a bit iffy for emotional health if you smoke with it though
i tell you what lad, on hot summer days where it were white shirts/blouses only and you had water fights at lunch time
PHEW
fabricated story
Many simply would refuse to do these jobs without higher wages and doing these jobs at higher wages would be nothing but inflationary.
cats aren't cute. barely a step above rodents.
>batterys
pointless relic of the past and the reasons that teachers give for them are always stupid, and many schools just make the uniforms the focus of everything and it really detracts from the learning experience, usually because the school blames peoples poor wearing of uniforms and adherence to standards for failing grades when really it's because the teachers are shit
you're barely a step above rodents
et c'est..?
Milton Keynes is in England
I thought muslims were meant to love cats
I'm TRYING
P a _ _ _
Frogs are a few steps below rodents.
Preston
your point?
the knack to a school uniform was to rebel very slightly, like not do your top button up, or to wear a very slightly off-colour (or v-neck) jumper or wear tight trousers or something like that
that would get the girls swooning
need ti diuo a jkiyioe ckjeh cijbuhsatuinb but njy cat us siytijng in my arn si u gave ti iuse one janf