/brit/

dickus densify

thank you for your sacrifice

been temp banned or warned several times for low quality posts

that webm never gets old holy shit

been banned quite a few times for “low quality posts”
posts were of course of pristine quality just the janny was on a rampage due to political reasons and needed an excuse to ban people
in a way you could say i’m some sort of martyr

i reckon those were put there to automatically filter out bullshit reports because janny was getting too many reports from butthurt newfags
>this post is disrespectful of other cultures
another one that i bet is automatically redirected to the recycle bin

Are you the one reported tismomick for calling someone a nigger which got him banned?

I appreciate your fight.

every single time the Fin starts posting
I've never once been warned for false or misclassified reports, either

would never report a brother in arms

I've been warned or banned multiple times for "quality of posts."

>I report people

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Soyjack threads

GF gets mad when I send her blackpilled statistics and stories

every single time Emmayank starts posting
I've never once been warned for false or misclassified reports, either

Once got a warning for making a pet nigger post, I understand why the finn self-censors.

Thank you for your service.

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lol u tk him 2da bar!?

What is blackpilled again.

accepting the superiority of the black man

I use it at least 10 times per thread. also use the no-racism option everytime I see the n word.
when I think of it I spend more time reporting than posting. I do think the quality improves so it's fine

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facts such as these

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"everyone is horrible except me"

Not work safe image on work safe board

This post is disrespectful of other cultures

This post is off-topic

i can’t meme despite having been on Jow Forums for years, i’ve learned nothing

ah yes that's also me. he called me an ape too tbf

literally me but French

ungrateful ape

did one of these earlier when toilberg asked me to sort his car insurance for him; panicked and hung up when asked for my date of birth
youtube.com/watch?v=v7BkdARYNAE

hello nigger ape

Explain this image

All non-British flags in /brit/ are automatically off-topic.

Two of these posts are mine. What are the chances I get banned now?

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quite fancy a pint of ale and a bag of crisps right now
youtube.com/watch?v=KADcVkvEVWU

The bedroom

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So you're the one who reported tismomick you bloody baboon nigger

Butthurt lol

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

I'd be lying if I said a poster's flag had no impact on whether I tolerate their off-topic posts tbf but then this is the British general for a reason

wow you can actually read!

100% hopefully.

i don’t belong here because i can’t meme and all i do is insult people because of their nationality or race and post nsfw content

This post is advertising or begging

This post contains personal information ("dox")

This post is extremely low quality

cringe

kek. this is me

Hope not, I'm a Brit (on holiday).

my reports are always fair

booked my ticket for next thursday

lol
/brit/ collectively on the ropes now

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You're an actual pair of Shakespearean tragedies and likely responsible for over half of my bans in the past 5 years

if i try to meme it’s just awkward and cringey

it’s like trying to be social irl, i just can’t do it, i can’t fit in irl or online

need a wee but i'm halfway through a cig
#firstworldproblems

Hate seeing this hideous paki on the news

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thanks for the encouragement

How do i compete?

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She's Dutch

hate cheap furniture

cheers

does smoking make your pee and poo different

*Israeli

just smoke while taking a piss

This post is off-topic

This post is off-topic

You can't. A dog will always choose its owner, not the other way around.

Just made a fucking fool of myself at the pub. Wish I wasn't such an autistic social mess.

it looks good

how indeed

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I think nicotine patches make them smell of nicotine
not cigs though

I'm mouthing poo n-word to myself over and over and you can't do a thing about it sunshine

remember when there was a big debate over whether it was ISIS or ISIL or IS?
reckon that never really got resolved

sweden poster is daneanon

did you get your masters?

now I'm having a piss
and she's taking a drag
>alternatively
now I'm having a smoke
and she's having a wazz

Me? I took to calling them Daesh

No, that's the other Saffer. I'm the Brit (on holiday).

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mate if you just want threads full of sucking an n word or taking my n word for a walk posts there's a board just for you here

ah yes, the so-called Islamic State, or as I've taken to calling them - pakis

i’ve been on /brit/ for 5 years and throughout this whole time brits and even foreigners on /brit/ have tried to meme me away because they know i don’t belong and could never fit in and meme like them

Wearing a hat today (not a fedora, just a baseball cap)

stoner girls are fucking disgusting because weed makes them unhealthy and lazy . imagine the state of their smegma fannies

the so-called "Islamic" State

big G wants us to call them daesh, supposedly it’s “insulting” to them
reckon it’s because calling them the islamic state is bad publicity for islam and big G won’t allow that

It's not banter though. It's simple British culture

'sheed

I just copy-paste stuff from Reddit's front page and post it here. People always like and laugh at my posts.

True of stoner boys too.

i can’t meme or “banter”, so why am i here, idk

I have avoidant personality disorder
This means I go out of my way to avoid socialising and in any case where I do make friends I drop them as soon as I get the inkling that they are starting to grow tired of my company
In short I’d rather be unknown/forgotten than disliked