>tourist asks me for indications or general info about the city
>"sory me no engliss"
>I'm actually fluent in english
Tourist asks me for indications or general info about the city
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>euro tourist asks me for directions
>remember all the times they were smug on Jow Forums
>give him directions to the ghetto
>watch tv later to find there was a shooting
>tourist asks for directions
>answer in Dutch
>he asks if I can speak Spanish
>euro tourist asks me for directions
>I rob him
>tourist asks me for indications
>sorry, I'm a university student just moved here I don't know about the city
>already been three years here
>german student asks me if its "save to valk in ze city"
>i punch him in the face
>euro asks me for directions to some faggy tourist spot
>actually send him to the bad part of town where all the blacks live
>erasmus student asks for direction
>I give perfect directions and ask if he wants me to show him the way
I have unironically done this with a German family
It was while I was at work though and I was kinda worried they’d come back and complain but they never came back.
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fuck to*rists
>go to England
>ask for direction (in french, of course)
>an*Loid gets confused
trolled lel
>vadakku asks me directions in Hindi
>I tell him I do not understand what he’s saying and move on
>I actually lied I understand Hindi fully well I just refused help because he didn’t speak Tamil
MODIS GONNA FREAK OH OH HAHAHAHHAA
>go to france
>ask everyone for directions in french without making liasons between words, pronouncing -ent properly, using the wrong tenses, using le and la wrong, all in the worst accent possible
>parisian tourists ask for directions
>give him directions to the gypsy camp
>Some fellow Chinese dude speak to me in Chinese
>speak Korean/Japanese to them and slip tianamen square into my sentence
>they don’t suspect a thing
Based and nice dubs
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>>tourist asks me for indications or general info about the city
>be very friendly and polite and send them in wrong direction
>go to England
>get stabbed and littered with acid
you don't need to watch the tv to know that
This explains how this video was made
>tourist asks me if the trains goes to A
>sure, hurry, i'ts leaving
>tourist jumps in
>train goes to B
Otha ethu enga area ulla varatha
>in Prague, doing a good job of blending in (for example, a lady asked for a lighter for her cigarette in Czech)
>Romanian tourist comes up to me and asks me for directions
>point him in a random direction with broken English
>tourists ask me where something is
>tell them to google it
>tourist couple with car pull up to me during my night walk and ask if i knew any directions to a nearby bridge they had to cross in order to get somewhere else
>direct them to the bridge but it's the wrong one and it's also collapsed
Hope their car crashed and fell in the ditch under it.
Apdi dhaan maama. Ivanunga kadharal a rasikkanume
>hear tourists speaking in foreign language that I know
>hope that they ask me for directions so I can show off in front of my gf
>tourist ask me for directions
>look down at ground and keep walking
>refugee asks a question about direction/trains etc.
>answer him in english (we have only smart refugees that wait to work) and wish him a nice day
This. I though Jow Forums was making me racist and then some poor syrian guy asked me for directions to somewhere and I realized you faggots will never make me racist.
>Spanish tourists come up to me
>"Sorry I don't speak Spanish"
>even tho I could've just spoken Portuguese and they'd understand
>i see a German
>I spit in his face
>People around me cheer
>local talk to me in english
>英語わかりません
>dude asks me direction in broken french
>asks if he speaks english
>no
>...
Good man.
Been there done that op
Xept I told them off in mexican, no habla englisio, should have seen the look on their cucky crooked toothed britshit mugs.
>tourist asks me for indications or general info about the city
>he have to choose between kidnapping or simple robbery
>either way I shoot him and steal his wallet and cellphone
>cashier says something to me in japanese
>say hai and nod
>Indian humour