/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

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autistic edition, if we're being honest (and we are)

chad autist king

tbf it's always autistic

luv these editions

tru

need to take gabapentin but i'm worried i won't be able to wake up in time for class

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What's up with this Apple, what does it represent, Should I be upset, triggered, laughing at someone? What did i miss?

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alarm clock?

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thread theme

It represents urban culture and how that is the centre of our existence (as it should be)

green apples are /cum/s apple of choice and anybody who disagrees can GET OUT

kinda like this flag

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boomer hasnt accepted my friend request

it'll make me sleep right through it, if only my roommate was around when i need her fucking help

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FUCK i need money?

Do sexual things for money on the internet

Stop e-begging and go suck some cock for money or something loser LOL

how do I stop falling in love with the first girl that shows me interest?

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get to know them

Expose yourself to more social interactions with other women

LOL

Also he can to grow magic grass and sell it to gringo in US.

i was just kidding bud

nobody wants mexican ditch weed besides stupid stoners in high school

yunp looking for some shit. how to get weed?

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know a guy. or order it on the internet.

>he can't just drive down to his local weed store when he runs out of weed
dude

I wish I had gf

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Let's compile a list of under-the-table work for our friend Ale
Must be able to be done immediately without any initial investment
>prostitution
>robbery
>kidnapping for ransom
>burglary
>theft from stores
>begging on the street
>selling single cigarettes
Anyone else have anything to contribute?

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literally go to any small business and ask if they have some work you can do for money

Reported to the RCMP, CBSA, and Cyber Police

4 mcdoubkes for dindin

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i already have a job interview almost 100% secure

Who's Ale?

Suck it

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For me, it's El Chavo Kart.

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same

nice. had two mcdoubles and a ten piece for dinner the other night

I just want sex
idc about a gf

>Who's Ale?

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dont understand how slave lake is unironically a place in canada

whats it like

Sex is worthless, I can have sex but I want to cuddle with someone who love's me.

well, there is opportunity to launch own business.
look, he can do firm "club of nimble tickler", "the best dildo for anal pleasure that you've ever seen!"
100% guaranty of quality! New word in industry of sex!
And then grab money with spade on Kickstarter.

Take some pictures of yourself in underwear, sell those underwear for a huge profit on ebay. ez cash that anyone can make

natives and meth

hey i dreamed about you two times

why do they call it slave lake

>under-the-table
?

now that im on prozac and not at college i dont care as much about women. i barely see them anyway.

Sounds like the Northern US

i dunno

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Southern New York

>Illegal Mexican in Toronto
curious. do lawabiding mexicans feel any sort of shame or embarrassment when they see this kind of behavior?

>working on a /tv/ meme
this brings me back *sips*

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I just looked it up

>The lake shares its name with the First Nations peoples called Slavey of the Dene family by their enemies the Cree.

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about to smoke pot while watching clear and present danger. lol.

one was about us doing yoga and the other was about me telling you to stop being racist

>do lawabiding mexicans feel any sort of shame or embarrassment when they see this kind of behavior?

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I prefer el chapo kart

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There are a Lot of mexicans spreaded all over the world, so many that it doesn't matter if one or two are doing cringy stuff

>do lawabiding mexicans feel any sort of shame or embarrassment when they see this kind of behavior?
not at all

interestin

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I wanted to sell some shit on ebay for rich westerners but i couldn't figure out what shit it should be. My drug addicted mate proposed to make comics Captain Communism and sell kind of it is very rare shit, only one comics that was made in USSR, limited version, authors were shot by KGB etc.

I'm not racist though.

I should do more yoga though, thank you.

I can relate.

Imagine care about that.

The Cree generically called their enemies as “slaves”, as they often took captives and enslaved them. The names of the Slave River, Lesser Slave River, Great Slave Lake, and Lesser Slave Lake all derive from this Cree name.

so one day you will probably hear people bitching about how it should be called Dene lake instead of slave lake

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Why haven't you done it yet?

clear and present danger is bad so far.

European settlers encountered the Cree Indians first and got descriptions of the north from the Cree. The locals call themselves the Dene, but the Cree called them Slaveys because the Cree frequently enslaved the Dene.

Mexicans who don't come to the US illegally are soyboys

remember watching that when I was young on vhs

king

Would you buy thing like that my rich western friend?

I'm getting my Ontario ID so they can't deport me even if I commit a crime

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIETT NIGGA

CHI

better not

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I'm still needing a gf

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M-My parents did it legally reee

I heard american jails for illegals are terrible thing. it is much worse than jails for rapists of children and serial killers.

once a white girl thought I was gonna rape her

hoho

I feel weird being a poor illegal in this country with less of 25

Mexican of my age here are mostly legals and they go to the college, people that do the same thing as me regularly have 40+

>Order status: shipped
everything is coming up arbys

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is this the new meme now

我吃你的狗。

I wish it wasn't a meme for me.

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being an illegal is not that bad for me

go home then you retard

My father told me that I was part native. He said that one of my great+ grandfathers was a war hero who married an native "princess" from the mohawk tribe.

I don't believe it but I wish it were true, do you think I can put it on applications and stuff and get extra gibs?

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Obey the law, criminals

Can some1 kill the dancer for me in dark souls 3? Pls just put your summon sign in front of the door with Password: Israel

I am on PC

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im bored

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m2

didnt even realize u were arbs

dig the flag