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doing a very middle class thing of consuming apricot juice and cashew nuts as it’s its somehow going to atone for all the alcohol I’ve consumed last few days...

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the duality of man

can trace the beginnings of my failure in life back to the moment i became an atheist

don't be such a niggard

>but allowing smoking in a designated public house? whose rights am i infringing on?
the other patrons of said public house who don't want their lives cut short so some manlet can pretend he's hard

Fat girls and anal is possibly the greatest combination since ice and cream

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tooters lads

>thumbsup

another day, another dose of autism

do they not usually have pooey arses?

...

the only real problem with the smoking ban is that now pubs stink of piss

keep it to yourself
it's a containment board, not a zoo

My wigwogs smell of wee

what kind of pubs do you go to?

grim shebarab lads

Might come out as liking asian women to my parents

Can’t afford to be kicked out though

we need to completely wipe islam from the face of the earth

The White Throne

the other patrons are free to not go in, just like they're free to not enter a private residence or open courtyard where people are smoking
i agree some people have the right to go through life never being exposed to it, but nobody's forcing them to go into a pub that allows smoking

Rwanda rising

*abrahamism

104304503
wud probably kick you out desu if u said this to me.
know one lad who married an asian and got kicked out of his family, bit sad for him but hard to hate on the decision desu

all sorts
they all stink of piss

Made some friends with some upper middle class people

something I have discovered
kids of upper middle class people are lazy. they have an easy life and they fuck off to do 3 gap years in south america and asia then do fashion in some bollocks arts uni in London whilst going to coffee shops and concerts.
they somehow still end up with a lot of money

oi the Irish rorke who worships joy division u here m8

Ate 2 cans of peas last night instead of sweets. Then ate some sweets because fuck peas.

lol

no lad. just the ones you are going to

I don’t like who I am

give peas a chance

keep pushing my earbuds into my ear canal to itch them

why would you work if you don't have to? It's not like in this day and age to develop a craft you can have pride in. Toil is miserable if you have a soul

I've been to a lot of pubs
maybe you just don't have a good sense of smell

single linking dickhead n word twat cunt

>Doing a watch
youtube.com/watch?v=nTbXnw_xmwM

mate i'm telling you absolutely none of the pubs i have been to smell of urine in the slightest. I've been to rough pubs and i've been to rich pubs and none smell of piss. Don't try and make it out like its a universal thing because it really isn't

Good morning everyone how is it going today?

Sorry, massa.

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yep you've got no sense of smell

Need to replace the struts on my car. Should i rent an impact driver and do it myself or take it to a shop.

im going to say this once and once only, have sex

>class cancelled
>summer class offered that fits my degree program, thus allowing me to receive full-time financial aid
>gf is finally losing interest
today is a good day lads!

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Gook housemate is accusing me of moving stuff in her cupboards, just being a fucking pain in the arse, she called the landlord to get him to tell everyone not to touch her stuff. If she was a bloke i'd just end up saying shut the fuck up or ill bounce on your head like a trampoline.

Going to try and drive her crazy though, was thinking buy a frozen mouse from a pet store and put it in her shoes she leaves outside her door but then the landlord would have to call pest control in and check everyones room at great expense so as good as it would be its just not viable. Thinking about finding a big spider and suffocating it in a tub then bunging it in her shoe

any other ideas?

Pretty much all smell strongly of piss these days lad.

It's overrated i think. I wish i could find a gf that has as low of a sex drive as i do. For procreation only please.
Still love to cuddle though.

I am a Jewish Muslim. I'm gay. I'm a paki. I'm a coon, a wog, a pickaninny; I'm brown, black, yellow, slitty-eyed, juju-lipped. I eat ethnic food, I spice my meals, and every fucking ragamuffin has had the time of his life at my ethnic council pad. I play the steel drums; I play the bongos; I'm Aboriginal, I'm Maori, I'm Irish, I'm Arabic. I have a hooked nose and a monobrow. I dont believe in the age of consent and I think God is both manifold and beyond conception. I dare to say nigger. I smell of poo and curry and cocoa butter, my nose is flat; I have braids upon braids, cornrows, dreadlocks. My pubic region is an Afro and my leg hair is in topknots. My arms have Fu Manchu mustachioes. I've got buckteeth and webbed feet and a vestigial tail. I'm inbred. I married my cousin. I'm an honour killer, a yardie, a sheikh, an imam. I play basketball and cricket. I'm a slave. I'm enslaved. I sail on slave ships. I toil for Massa every day. I'm brown as poo and black as night. I'm Wakandan. I'm a shitskin, al raghead, a dune coon, a potato nigger. I am Mboko; I am Ngubu; I am Rasheed, Pajeet, Pedro. I am Sue. I have inferior genes. I'm a thief, an acid attacker, a mugger, a brigand. I fear dogs. I wash my feet. I circumcise. I have a Soundcloud. I shoot people in my car; I stab them on the street; I say skeng, and leng, and gat, and piece. I eat fried chicken and samosas, sushi and durian, korma and sake. I'm a chocolate beauty, an ebony dream, a caramel fantasy, a cinder toffee surprise. I don't wash. My teeth are white; my skin is dark. I have a plate in my lip and a fat arse. I have cannibalistic tendencies. I chimp out. I'm a dole bludger. I have 11 kids and 15 siblings and 1 parent and 36 Aunties and Uncles. I want reparations. I deny comfort women, the Armenian genocide, African corruption, Chinese state surveillance. I cook dogs. I'm woke. I'm with her. I'm a nignog, an Uncle Tom, a based black man. I love hip hop, bhangra, K-pop. I vote Labour. I am Greater London.

You could stop behaving like a spoilt child I suppose.

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how about you just get over it? or better yet, move out

>off to the pub mate are you coming?
>nah it's all smoky in there
>ok mebbe see you later at the-
>NO I MUST BAN THE PUB

>housemate

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What is that called?

hmm

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imagine having to share a house with another human being - or god forbid - multiple human beings
must suck

live in crippling fear of being one of those childless middle aged men who has nothing to channel all that masculine energy into and so just becomes a weird freak

Piss in a saucer and freeze it. Then slide the frozen piss disc under her door while shes sleeping.
Nice little puddle to wake up to innit.

Commence vaginal penetration.

bush baby

Is it a sugar glider/sugar baby?

how is that easier than just pissing under the door?

where the FUCK do you guys live?

Can’t imagine living with the type of person to think of putting a frozen mouse in someone’s shoe

I think it's a slow loris

don't think you have to worry about masculine energy mate

FOLCCT (fuck off literal child cunt twat)

because the world is round
it turns me on

what a wild ride of a post

Use the end of the bic pen on my desk myself

Then you have to lay down and push your willy under there.
Come on now Nigel. Work smart not hard.

>Thinking about finding a big spider and suffocating it in a tub then bunging it in her shoe
really good idea actually

poo

Why is the janitor removing all threads about that gay church

That isn’t politics it’s international culture

do the spider thing if you want don't do the mouse thing I'm pretty sure they can tell it's store bought rather than wild

It's current events, which also belong on Jow Forums

or just wee standing up but aim it at the door crack
you could even craft a funnel of some sort if you wanted and that would mean that you wouldn't have to put actual urine in your freezer

Clubs smell like sweat since the cigarette ban

You're the only slow loris around here.

can someone post the picture of catyank again

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no those are just robotics engineers who maintain him

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is "purview" interchangeable for "remit" or do they mean slightly different things?

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That's the best part

The minds of thirteen year old boys are inscrutable lad.

it's a busy baby

yeah lad I love the pub, go there all the time
get up to some lairy banterous antics, me haha
like you know, sitting in a corner and smelling the air and that

Oh

Well that’s silly

A little wee in the freezer wont taint it. And if you have hardwood floors you can slide the piss puck further in the room.
Plus you dont make a mess outside the door on the frame or doorjamb.

thanks lad other people calling me a child dont get how ridiculous she is shes had my girlfriend in tears because she waits til im out of the house then drags her downstairs and shouts at her and smirks when she sees her because she thinks shes untouchable

was thinking they could probably tell its domesticated too