/brit/

any trains man in

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i really want to fuck this girl she is super hot but she is only 18 loooool and an art hoe

a resurrection?

The Buzzcocks? Never mind them, let's talk about something else

>makes fun of everyone
>somehow not equal

He got mugged the fuck off I do say, I think he left /brit/ causeo f it

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the bollocks it is then

It’s not that fun mate, my black ex used to hit me all the time.

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loooool

British train travel is bleak beyond reckoning, mostly because of the price

bby

listening
youtube.com/watch?v=3-pxGH4eyLQ

playing kaiserreich

*makes a passive aggressive facebook status with the word "babes" in it*

youtube.com/watch?v=xvDuATZCY8I

Sonic Youth have always reminded me of a punk rock velvet underground with a splash of new wave

Nothing wrong with that lad, I’m 23 and my gf only turned 19 in February.

getting one from Birmingham to Sheffield on Saturday

NoFap is based and redpilled. Prove me wrong
Protip: you can't

dumb crossposter

im not sure what i make of the whole being compared to celebrities meme

which nation lad

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>art hoe
HOW

And you didn't hit her back?

Nofap is a mistake, noporn is the one true path.

Wanted to go visit some mates in Bristol for the weekend but it would cost £60 could get to fucking Brighton for cheaper than that.

also going to Sheffield on Saturday

First round on you my lad haha

the industrial and military powerhouse known as united Ireland

Never been subject to any ribbing other than the responses this post will get for posting my face

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Nopornleon lmao

Because she was a girl and tbqh mos Tod the times she hit me it didn’t hurt. She full on punched me in the face a few times though, that hurt.

Nooooo a girl is hitting me, better not hit her back like a good little cuck : )

Atlas MOGGED

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Look at them cute little hamster cheeks I want to put my dick in your mouth and then cum in the back of your throat if that's alright with you

Since when is 18 nonce? Hell, 16 is the age of consent here. What gives?

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The irish will take to the streets, of every city in the world. Every country will feel the wrath of the irish, and through that the great irish empire will be born.

yea work away

remember when i was chirpsing a girl on a uni night out and when i asked if she wanted to come back to mine she said "no i can't ive got my gcse maths exam tomorrow"

are marina

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tfw no abusive black gf

Why would I hit her back? She would just have to go crying to the police and I would have been fucked. Doesn’t matter how many times she hit me but if I hit her once you can gaurentee I would have had the book thrown at me.

>hitting girls
not on
>throwing girls across the room using judo
they love it

good lad

Blog on.

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no you wouldn't though if you had the marks to prove it you could have gave her a hyper chinning

simply love how amazon has been flooded with shitty chinese noname brands with fake reviews

>scrap iron
>used clothing
wtf

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never hit a girl
never hit a boy

lol

tfw no reverse-colonialism black gf

>showing them your gaming achievements
Instant wetting of the panties.

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that's based

Weirdly I still rank her as one of my favourite relationships, sure she was fucking crazy and used to hit me all the time but there was never a dull moment.

if a girl hits you just dump her for a girl that doesn't
simple as

Absolutely require meat for breakfast, don’t understand people who just have some cereal and are fine. Can’t start my day without meat

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

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not eaten breakfast in about 15 years

t. fat bastard

so... this is me

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>Reading put on the London Tube map and marked as Zone 10

the powerhouse grows

Wow good one Sherlock holmes

Yes I am assuredly fat HOWEVER what I said is true, the best breakfasts have meat.

for FUCK sake

Bet ya can't start the day without some meat heheheh

explain croissants then

A fat bastard eats anything but good food mate

The best breakfasts are also British :)

cheerios are all i need in the morning

would unironically come for a bevvy if you were up for it

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we send our junk to other countries

fuckin mooOVE
MOOOOOOOOOVE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

they burnt Notre Dame to distract us from this

sherlock was a virgin freak or gay for watson
and watson was an army doctor so he would've battered sherlock
although watson had a gammy leg and holmes knew some kind of martial art now i think about it
if they were gay holmes was deffo the top

>Birmingham to become zone 27 after hs2

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

very based

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hmmmmmmm

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youtube.com/watch?v=fhCLalLXHP4

Never heard this song before but its a choon

absolutely based

The German's bombed Newcastle in WW2 - did about £5 worth of damage

there was a mongy girl with a massive camel toe at the train station this morning
felt a bit bad for her

Can you stop posting these gay little spacker images mate just makes you look like a little virgin freak that wears dunlop trainers and wire frame black specs stupid wee speccy virgin

this is misleading because whenever someone from the United States donates a shirt it counts for like four, or a small tent

the therapist called me an "odious little toad" at the session today

Croissants are fine as a side to the main dish consisting of meat

No sweet croissants though, just savory and flaky

Need to go back lads, think we fucked up somewhere down the line

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