/brit/

dogshit

Attached: 1554151002310.jpg (550x392, 49K)

Was about to call you a fag but then I realized this is supposed to be a girl

i've written "47 m/d" on my notepad in big letters and put a big circle around it but i have no idea what it means now

seinfeld

went there when i was 16 and was thoroughly unimpressed . seen churches like it in my local town

french churches have nothing on italian churches . notre dam is a poor man st mark's

Send help.

Attached: 1467921974366.jpg (600x583, 79K)

i know i know she looks rough

but there is a je ne sais quoi about her, like her sexuality transcends mere physical attraction and is on a higher level
would KILL to marry her innit

not a fan of this forced quirkiness.

I just don’t understand all this Tracy Emin art

notre dam one of my favourite buildings but don't like it inside one bit. there was mass going on and there was loads of rando tourists just wandering around chatting and taking photos n that

felt very wrong to me, like getting wanked off in a graveyard

travel idea: go to a third world country, get tinder and ask fit local girls what they'd do for a night with £500 in their money

MOOOVE FUCKING MOOOVE MOOVE

WHY DON'T YOU MOVE

Attached: 9e52dd5a.jpg (400x399, 24K)

5min and im out. not staying till 7pm at toil today. fuck it

made a new "checkem" image out of my favourite ice skater

feel free to save, friendos

Attached: Screenshot_20190416-161909_Instagram.jpg (877x1328, 460K)

proto-gf doesn't eat the brown bit of mcdonalds bread the qt

youtube.com/watch?v=RiY5r8t7CvA
me in the road

pood my pants

Attached: 1544754637617.jpg (369x387, 24K)

Bout to open up my magic container, but what's inside?

Attached: 20190416_111915-1.jpg (1768x2828, 591K)

*hides it*

some doobie greens

something off-topic, no doubt

which building?
notre dame has a big campus lad

Not based in the slightest

Attached: Westminster_Abbey_by_Canaletto,_1749.jpg (1008x984, 184K)

>went there when i was 16 and was thoroughly unimpressed . seen churches like it in my local town

LOL Trying this hard

>mcdonalds bread
what

Attached: hB0D95662.jpg (500x341, 54K)

I wont grow out of shagging though not until im 60 probably im an absolute pervert, a junkie craving his next fix

get me out of this fucking country asap

Attached: 1553616446843.png (630x330, 41K)

i don’t think you realise how much 500£ is in the third world mate

>Digits
Not a chance mate

honestly she was a bit of a cunt

insects

whats that big italian church building thats a giant dome with a hole in the top

shut the fuck up
utterly insufferable self-hating toe rag

bit sad :^(

Attached: 2286E2DE3E4E41B18AD6C54F4B481696.jpg (1440x1439, 196K)

notre flame

i can't take it anymore!

Attached: 1553232240392.jpg (550x545, 68K)

From russia with love. A jew's harp!

Bout to jam out with my clam out ladies.

Attached: 20190416_112128-1.jpg (1929x2592, 592K)

the pantheon is not a church

pantheon mate

can't take your shit either

hagia sophia

cool see em

exactly, you'd have a mental time
chances are they wouldn't even spend all of it and you could do it a couple times

Colosseum

don't care virgin

Brainlet level shit. Obvious. Stupid. Small scale. Slow. There is nothing.

it looms...

Attached: 1554651352375.jpg (321x348, 24K)

Petra

looks like a ball crushing machine

my bellend?

Attached: dbyrne.gif (426x240, 2.45M)

mate alan’s ladyboys cost him 30-40 euros a night
you could have a 15 man orgy with 500£

>your bellend
>big
you've embarrassed yourself there mate

looks like the entrance to moria

only 30 mins left for me
unlucky yankoid

the buns
she'll get a cheeseburger with no mustard, ketchup, onions, but extra pickle and tear off the brown bit on the bun because she's autistic and doesn't like the texture

Attached: index.jpg (225x225, 6K)

Got my bollocks busted approximately four times at toil today.

>you could have a 15 man orgy with 500£
you'd know you wine drinking poof

>you could have a 15 man orgy with 500£
could become an african warlord with those kinds of bucks la

Attached: 1200x600.jpg (784x489, 45K)

that's a beef fob

some of you are alright don't go to florence cathedral tomorrow

Attached: prefix_20171123124507.jpg (960x640, 403K)

cretinous little bootlicking wretch

it is

reported

went there last year

Sex is a solipsistic paradigm, lads.

Thinking of doing Florence - Venice - Prague - Budapest

any better ideas ?

if a landmark near you was a wonder in a Civ game, what benefits would it give?

no need to lash out in jealousy

i love the nhs

Hipster faggot

those are in different countries lad

ditto

blackburn - preston - burnley - accrington

St Petersburg Berlin Amsterdam Paris
techno tour

Just called Warwick Davis a midge online.

Hold up lads, there's a knock at the door.

do vienna instead of prague

Oooh those are big words aren't they?
Perhaps when you grow up you'll be able to use them correctly.

Attached: IMG_20190416_163430.jpg (1124x1904, 227K)

must be built on a river
gives great engineer points
adjacency bonus for campuses with a university

Attached: Queens_College_-_Mathematical_Bridge[1].jpg (1280x853, 316K)

When i find myself in times of trouble
Mother mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom let it
Be e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e

Attached: 1555412645335.png (1171x1050, 1.18M)

Oh no u caught me

Antwerp - Amsterdam - Hamburg - prague

Shaggers tour

evens i watch juve ajax
odds i watch barca manu

I hate gays

>not having a dual monitor

Venice is a hideous tourist trap plagued by cruise-ship boomers

northern trash council estate dweller

Got a warning for using the n word again lads

Attached: feelsbadman.jpg (228x221, 8K)