1. your cunt

1. your cunt
2. is my pc cunted

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Reboot and Select proper Boot device

Reboot and Select proper Boot device
Insert Boot Media in selected Boot device and press a key

Hello, Good evening, Mr.Nigel. Myself Andy, have you tried turning it off and on again?

how the fuck am I meant to reboot when I can’t shut it down
I think she’s cunted cap’n

your hard drive went soft

fuck off I don’t need your life insurane Dirkheet

you need a magnet

Have u inserted the loicense m8?

Microwave the hard drive.

do I wrap the tinfoil around the magnet and the harddrive or just the harddrive before I microwave it? what version of gentoo must I install?

aha I understand sir. I hope you have a very good day !

Check the harddrive in another cunt.

Press restart, go to BIOS and check whether it finds an HDD.

Have you tried calling Microsoft technical support?

Connect to another SATA port

Hello, I am Microsoft technical support speaking how may I help your good self today ?

1. Make it shut down in any way
2. When you start it frantically bash delete/f12/f2/whatever key it tells you to bash to get to Bios
3. Fix your computer

alri thanks lads x

Imagine the smell.

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sorted, but how do I make that not fuck up in the future

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Are you retarded? Put the fucking proper device into your computer.

In other words, Install gentoo. Seriously.

you just need to rebuild the boot loader

Remove your graphic card, check its brand(Geforce of Radeon), Call Nvidia customer service if it's geforce and call amd customer service if it's radeon. otherwise call intel.

1. Check your connections
2. Verify your boot order
3. May as well backup now, you're dancing on a razor's edge
4. A backup on the same harddrive is NOT a backup

This is what happens when you install too many computer games, they give the computer a virus and slow it down

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quintessentially BOOM-BOOM

It just doesn't have a hdd or it's empty.

Did you have a USB plugged?

most any device has the function of shutting down when you hold its power. just disconnect power if that doesn't work, either through the switch that may exist on your power supply, the power strip you have your pc connected to, or through simply yanking the cord out of the power source

this is some retarded shit my parents would say

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I remember when my dad would say this to me when I was 10.
Fucking boomers.