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Look at us Balkans, we are the Swiss now

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that's likely the case but as i said
excellent memory =/= intelligent
feels like you're talking to an alcoholic wikipedia with emotions

Based, I have the same gigachad face structure.

the "my mom drank when i was in her uterus" face structure

im really dumb but i know a lot of stuff, even though that is mostly general
People are surprised when i know so much about their country for example

/blak/

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I am Vlach.

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Бјypмбeј e бaзa вo физичкa фopмa

Seething slavoid

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бaзa нa HATO

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Shaqiri is one of the most underrated players, I get mad when I see him being allowed to play only for the last 10 min of the match.

But I guess I like him because he's a manlet I feel some kind of kinship with

but it's not that he only tells you facts but his reasoning is also logical and coherent so he must be intelligent too.

I have a big fetish for intelligent and knowledgeable people.

daily reminder ALL bulgarian posts are made by this guy

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he looks like a discount mix between beckam and rami malek

that's because you're not a girl

disgusting

yeah but you seem to be just a typical user, bigger knowledge than an average normie but nothing really special that would make us get down on our knees

Laszlo is like from another planet.

stay mad gopnik

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in fact he's from another server

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you have to go back

He probably fucks 10+ Russian woman a day

i just told you im really dumb, i doubt my iq can hit triple digits
t.diaspora

God I wish that were me.

you wish that your thot daughter, who got you this ill, posed lewdly on your decaying corpse?

Makedonskiot nacionalizam se ragja kako posledica na nacionalizmot od nashite komshii, a ne od nekakvi bugarski popovi. Znaci prvo imash bugarska, srpska, grcka drzava sho probuva da go prisvoi narodoto ili negovata teritorija kako svoj. Ottuka se ragja makedonizmot vo sredinata-krajot na 19 vek, na poshiroko nivo. I predtoa postoel no na poedinci.

Srednovekovnata istorija e Vizantiska, Srpska i Bugarska ako odime spored toa koj vladeel tuka.
4 vojni vodele, 4 vojni izgubile. Da sakal narodot tolku da se pripoi kon Bugarija, tie ke se dignea na bunt zaedno so niv i ke iskocea od Jugoslavija. No, ocigledno ne e takva rabotata.
Jas nikade ne sum rekol deka srbite bile dobri, toa se tvoi proekcii.
Bugarija ima jasen i javen irredentisam kon makedonija od samoto nejzino postoenje, zatoa se shto doaga od tamu treba da se zeme so doza na somnez.

>i doubt my iq can hit triple digits
Oh come on, why do you think that?

When thotery exceeds all limits

great work
very nice

>that's because you're not a girl

I feel relieved it's already settled

>i just told you im really dumb, i doubt my iq can hit triple digits

I didn't say anything about your intelligence, just knowledge

What do you do in your free time, besides browsing Jow Forums?

he's trying to appear humble and self-aware like those triple digit IQ people

damn she tricked me again

curva aniatoc

browsing the Bluffdale data center or the state department library

i have low willpower, im lazy, im destructive, i don't study a lot, my dick does the thinking when i speak to grills, and being in this community where i am right now, i can tell that the people are really smart

I mean he's rich enough to fuck any women.
What is it with churkoids and fantasizing about about other people fucking though? It's weird but Turkey and a few other brown countries are the biggest consumers of cuck and black interracial porn. I think the Middle East and Pakistan were also pretty high up.

Ova e sigurno radi pro-Bugarskiot post

Postiraj gaz oWo

so serbs claim that all balkan slavs are serbs, and have actively annexed you
but bulgaria is somehow the bad guy?

i don't worry about my knowledge, i am really well informed about many fields and topics

Mostly just Albanians desu. We only have 1 Bosniak and 1 Croat. Our Turks have retired

Let's make a list of /balk/anons by IQ

Laszlo: 300
Rasha: 250
Radu: 200
Fyrombey: 180
Albanian diaspora hivemind: 130
Animebey: 100
Sasha: 99

this is what we are
a biological hard drive with programs, just more complicated

once you made this conclusion, really understand my words, you can never be truly happy again

nothing matters
you will cease to exist
you cant fight it
you will die
you cant stop it
there is no god

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forgot about Copel: 1,389

haram is alluring

i tested 130 on the meme internet tests, so that's immediately minus 50 points. also IRL i have a tendency to overexaggerate when i don't know exact numbers, but i'm fixing that now.

albanians look brazilian

>never be truly happy again

Well I felt somehow sad but a Serbian rock song cured me immediately. Now I know what life is about.

Nothing you create matters.
Tons of movies and music from past decades, yet only a few people leave a like on youtube. Everything will be lost. Nobody will remember you. humanity will die out
the earth will die
everything will die

even the best scenario, universe shrinks and creates a new one again, is horrific as we will be lost forever

you will never be again
everything you do is meaningless
nothing matters
there is no god (you can find that out by just using logic for a few minutes)

we are chemical reactions, just more complicated ones
we react to the environment like plants, just more in a more complicated manner

we are biological machines
we are nothing
we will all die

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nihilism is childish
>haram is alluring
I think it's because most of them are ugly brown manlets no woman would ever touch so they enjoy getting off to the feeling of inferiority.
Brazilians can look like anything (mostly mulatto)

top 7 smartest posters ranked
1) both enverbeys
2 lazlo
3) rasha
4) krasnoyaskbey
5) fyrombey
6) cairshqip
7)animebey

VIRAL SHQIP MALES

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Well, yes...
I'm trying to focus on my studies and programming right now, we'll see how that'll work out. I don't have any interesting hobbies, but I've been reading about Kievan Rus, cossacks and Ukraine lately.
Same desu, but I've been trying to get my life on order lately. Still, I don't think that's indicative of low intelligence.

Anybody can post lists, but can you back your ranking with reasons as to why they are ranked that high?

what if we are the software and not the hardware? As the hardware gets old and is replaced our software gets updated through countless hardware iterations?
eh?

You don't see serbs still rambling how everyone is serb do you?
Also when did I say something about bugars being the bad guy. Just that your open irredentism towards macedonia exists for more than a centurywhile the people here aren't on the same wave lenght

My IQ is somewhere between 120-130 yet I feel dumb and unproductive like the Belgian Shqip. I should really read more in my free time

Some Brazilians can pass as local in Balkans and Turkey. It's normal since they're all mutts

*pro-realniot post

that IQ range is "smart enough to know you're too dumb to do anything worthwhile"

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I read an interview with him about his hard childhood as a refugee in Switzerland, I was devastated but then I realized how shitty his life would be had he stayed in Kosovo.

life is nothing compared to eternal non-existence
you can not even imagine how extremely unimportant you are

nothing matters
you will die

>you can never be truly happy again
But that's when you should start living and do everything you can to enjoy the time you have left if you believe that there is nothing afterwards

my opinion based on their posts

Lmao I was reading about Decossackization today

Even my albanian friends make fun of him for looking so stereotypically albanian kek

>I should really read more in my free time

yeah, I'm rapidly improving my knowledge about the Balkans right now by reading a book about Slovenia

>reincarnation meme
that would explain why your HDD/SSD is wiped
but are there ways to recover it

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people make so many excuses and bullshit theories
nobody who died came back
we are just an arrangement of matter
once destroyed it will be lost forever

you can rebuild me matter for matter
it will be a copy but my true self will be lost

there is only non existence after death
nothing you do matters
everyone will die
there is no god

stop posting the roach posts

you've been watching too much BLACKED mirror

what do you care about non-existence? do you remember the billions of years of non-existence before you were born? neither do i.

macedonian posters by iq:
1. Bulgarophilles - 120
2. Slav macedonians - 95
3. Sashko - 90
4. Ancient macedonians - 50

he's copy pasting ikibey's posts

tomorrow someone will link to these posts
you will laugh
you can have your short time to laugh
but you will die anyway
every /balk/ poster will die
you think im crazy for writing this while you go to work
in 100 years you will be dead like me
nothing matters

Let's not kid ourselves, everyone except the teacher croat here has an iq below 100.

STILL can't believe Sashko isn't LARPing
Yet, when you desuarchive the way he writes "survilanced" and stuff like that, he's been writing that way since two thousand-fucking-fifteen.
If he's a troll, he's the best troll 4channel has ever seen.

>i can tell that the people are really smart

That's also true. Not only all the people around me are way smarter than me but they also have typical normie hobbies and life, moreover, they can do all the things a man should do like repairing a car or fix a broken tap, while I would probably start crying if my car broke down in the middle of the road

Maкeдoнийo oй злoчecтa
ти гpoбницa нa мoмцитe
гpaбиш жpтви ce oдбpaни
плaч pидaнијa нa вcи cтpaни.

Cтaни Дaвидoв oд гpoбa чepeн
cтaни cтaни юнaкy !!!

that's because you lack confidence, not IQ

The other guy looks way more Shqip tho

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HEntaibey...

try to be confident as a balding manlet lmao

This. Probably raised by overprotective parents who didn't let you do shit. Once there's no one else to do this work for you, you will be forced to do it yourself, and that's how you gain confidence. Just do stuff automatically and without thought.

We have a joke about this. A dude's wife is cheating on him with the neighbor and he confronts her. "When I ask for sex, you always refuse. But when the neighbor does, you always accept. How come?"
The wife says "Well, he never asks."

>We have a joke about this. A dude's wife is cheating on him with the neighbor and he confronts her. "When I ask for sex, you always refuse. But when the neighbor does, you always accept. How come?"
>The wife says "Well, he never asks."

That only works if you look like a chad. If he looked like a nerd the woman would call the police.

And that's the same in life.

hes just taller thats all

the jokes makes sense
I found it when talk with people and suggest something in a question manner, for example
'do you want to get a beer?'
they will try to make some excuse
but when i say
'let's get a beer'
no excuses whatsoever. It's called being assertive and knowing what you want. Women dig that shit

he IS larping about the CIA stuff

youtu.be/FwVwsbCDmSw

:(

unfortunately when you're unattractive, the difficulty level goes from carrying an anthill on your back, to carrying the Himalayas on your back

>That only works if you look like a chad.
This is the single biggest and most destructive myth propagated by loners on this site. It's all about composure and attitude. Besides there are always ways to improve the way you look, or more importantly, the way you feel about how you look.

* marches *

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> It's called being assertive and knowing what you want. Women dig that shit

Only if you meet minimum requirements regarding your appearance, so you're 180 cm tall, max 2 on the Norwood scale and your face doesn't look like a potato

if you don't, you're fucked no matter what

kek, new business idea

make a "can you run it" site for dating

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Is this how you cope with balding?

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>the way you feel about how you look.

turning from "it's shit to be 167 cm" to "it's cool to be 167 cm" doesn't change that the girls will be always like "damn, he's so fucking short".

even if you're unattractive the success will go up if you're assertive compared to when you ask. Literally just try it

is your mother a womanlet

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it's already invented, it's called 'description' on Tinder

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Kek I'm not balding that much and I'm not that worried about it. If it doesn't suit me I'll just get a transplant or something.
You can be short and alpha and get all the pussy in he world.

im just investing more points in socializing than studying lately, might be more handy long term
thoughts?

the last time you posted this i found out it was a dedicated out-of-city suburb for niggers and i was right

loadsa ciori