/brit/
Its an offence to eat food while operating a motor vehicle
shag on friday, no wanking
i haven't showwered since friday
I want Emma Watson to take a dump in my mouth.
Brittany venti...
Vile cowards messing me about
Alt right rise
absolutely based
les porter?
has your name always rhymed wae yoker?
very based. Fuck all farmer settlers. Man isn't free unless a nomad
Need a qt boyfriend lads
You limp wristed cucks would be dead in the blink of an eye if we lived in that timeline
Actual farmers these days are usually rich as fuck.
better than this dogwank soul death i suffer
Enoch Powell was wrong. Things are immeasurably worse than he could've ever predicted.
mad how the English are the villains of history while the Celts are essentially good guys
Oh you think
love how everyone recognises he was right on every account but nobody is doing anything about it
the 20th century will be remembered as the great global betrayal
found an absolute goldmine on gonewildaudio
wish i had some weed to enhance the turbo-wank im going to have later
i'm doing nofap
Do milk
huh, uh yeah good for you mate
*scurries off*
Interesting development
>that anti-virtue diatribe
yikes
fucking knew it. You can't hide those manly legs
gf said she sees me like a brother
gf is studying for her gcses
can't believe that you can die randomly at any moment and thats it, your consciousness is ended forever
just tucked the gf into bed and read her a story
Gosh dad, you're such a boomer.
Wew
I had no idea it was a trap webm. Never watched that far lmao
You are actually alive for 2 hours when your heart stops
I wonder who they vote for.
except your brain
look at how pronounced the sinews on the side of his legs are. Women just don't have them
instagram.com
Any bitchy ben man in?
big j on the prowl
that revolting webm should help you then
Me at McDonald's
>bitchy ben
The frame and face are not those of a woman either
The zoomer phenotype
the face had me going on that one i must admit. for me it was her man legs and man ass
Want to watch Game of Thrones but my uncle won't leave the sitting room.
hello n-
Kid looks like an arab
where is "sup" with timecode?
Just can’t help myself lads
Keep doing it
>her
Not really
it did
Is that a girl or a boy
how is that even possible? is it a tumor?
Boy
got a gross misconduct/negligence meeting tomorrow for something that wasn't my fault, with plenty of evidence as a back up. The only issue is that i'm on holiday for 2 weeks as of Thursday and they've booked the meeting for 4pm knowing that if they dismiss me A. They will not have to pay me holiday B. They will not have to pay me my quarterly commission (which is due to be paid this month funnily enough) C. I'll be out the country and be unable to appeal within 5 working days.
Imagine a city Liverpool cl final
With Yanks, anything is possible.
fucking hell i did mean to write his and all
GIVE CUTE TRAP GF!
GOAALLLLL
doing what
1 death is a tragedy
A million deaths is a statistic
You can have her, can you keep her?
Puttin' codeine in a litre
If you don't wanna smoke no weed, we can go shisha
I won't let you go with your friends to Ibiza
She my one in a million, my Aaliyah
She's a keeper
Said she don't trust trappers, made her a believer
There's a lot of things I'd really love to teach ya
Run your nails across my back while I go deeper
we love our Sergeant Major
1 is technically a statistic as well
got warned for saying the n word
Janny is on a warpath today
Steer clear
have you tried not being a racist piece of shit?
the n word
don't tell me that's a trap, my heart can't take it
You can't say nigger anymore?
Good!
you say that to rappers and people who listen to rap too?
ASMR saved my life
got a pre ban block earlier today but changed ip before seeing the message
That's a slag mate, common brreeed
No janny hates the nigger word
can you send some over here?
I can hear the janny's deep breath drawing closer
Like 5 of my /brit/ threads were deleted.
Reckon we all go to Buckinghamshire pretend to be zombies and scare the shit out of tim
Why when your mum's one?
doing homework then heading to church group lads!
Quads confirm, the Janny draws near.
No one one dared to ask his business
No one dared to make a slip
Janny sharts into the thread with the big iron on his hip
yeah