Goldburgs get out edition

Goldburgs get out edition

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Premarket Data:
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Basic rundown on options:
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First for HMNY shills investing in ROPE

What's a good Reddit sub for stocks?

HMNY going to bounce hard as fuck and poorfags going to miss out

r/funny

Reminder if you own 1oz of gold you will be a future trillionaire and have your own island with castles and moats and dragons

I heard if you buy enough HMNY they will give you a ride in their jet to a moviepass theatre of your choice

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>make AT&T a ridiculously unbalanced, large portion of my portfolio
>it ends up being the only thing that I lose money on

god damnit

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There literally isnt one.

And the hordes of people without gold will bow to you and call you king rather than kill, rape, and take what you have,

Hold it boi, T is the most based stock possible
(other than CARV)

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>he didnt buy KHC below 60

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>make AMD a ridiculously unbalanced, large portion of my portfolio.
>also have some T bags, but its k.
>lisa_su_smile.png

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Buy ABMD dip y/n?

I'm planning on holding but I was really hoping for a nice pop when the ER came out.

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>no /smg/ in thread subject
Yeah no fuck off.
migrate

HMNY loading zone $6.94-7.31

bounce coming

I'm sorry I failed you so much

I plan on quitting my job when I start my Upper Divisionals in uni this time next year (doing EE/CE, practically a pure math/applied calculus major, going to need all the time in the world to do my work well.)

I want to have some form of passive income, no matter how minute. So I've been thinking of investing in high-div-yield corporations or ETFs.
Assuming the market doesn't shit itself between now and then, what is going to be my best bet? Buy a bunch of shares of a few different high-yield ETFs, or diversify with a bunch of high yield corporations, even though it'll cut into my earnings?

also, what ETFs/Corps would you all recommend for divs? I'm already in ATT. It's probably the most affordable aristocrat ATM.

Does anyone else dab when they make a dollar?

i like $DIV personally

only when my stack grows by $100k

I'm in SCHD myself. Not a lot of volatility, but it's a good long term bet.

assuming the market doesnt shit itself your best bet is to buy SPY and sell a little bit each year

T and VZ are the most based divs possible. If you want a obscure small cap, WLKP is delicious

eh, SCHD is like 50bp higher yield than the S&P. be a man and buy $MORL

Jow Forumswallstreetbets they are almost as degenerate as us

Who else excited for Intel to shit the bed tonight?

consider HIHO, ADES, JE and WLKP for smal cap divs. I'm going to get one of each once I complete my T and VZ buys

not even remotely true
No income investor gets exicted about 1 penny increase per year
Buy GIS and KRAFT and Citibank too

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Intel is tonight?
Maybe I'll short a couple of CFDs.

Fuck you normie cunt, wsb is cancer and should be gassed

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who hype for the AMZN destruction?

Buy HMNY

Thank me tomorrow

Wsb is basically smg if everyone was a namefag subhuman.

>Intel and Amazon to report earning after the bell today

Blood Moon bloody Friday

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Said the twat who was posting screenshots all last night

GIS and KRAFT have too much debt, citi is a low div.
Sad

>not wanting to watch the worst place on the internet commit suicide

>monthly 7.04 divs
>only $25 a share
ok that's insane
what's the drawback

I'll buy more T since it's cheap af right now. I'll look into VZ too

SCHD seems expensive for what I could get

I own GIS too, I might buy more of them, but they also have some debt to explain

while not a bad idea for when I graduate, I really don't have a lot to work with and SPY is way too expensive for me as it is.
And also, not to invoke the be*r word, but I have a strong belief there's a correction on the horizon sometime soon.

my amd is ready

I'm gonna look into these ones.

Absolutely disgusting

GIS debt caUSED by blue buffalo acquisition

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>I have a strong belief there's a correction on the horizon sometime soon.
then why did you say "assuming the market doesnt shit the bed?"
and how poor are you that you cant buy 4 shares of spy and sell 1 each year?

if you have a "strong belief" that there's a correction, just buy bonds and be done with it.

because I want to believe

>bonds
The correct item you seek is UVXY

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Reminder only high IQ posters understand nuances of split thread /smg/ posting

If you guys aren't buying this HMNY dip. I guess you just want to stay poor.

I'm sorry I forgot the title...

no worries bud thanks for making the thread

Or maybe I'll just buy moviepasses for myself and my girlfriend and see how many movies it's possible to watch in a single month.

NO DONT DO THAT HMNY IS SUPPOSED TO BECOME PROFITABLE PEOPLE ARENT SUPPOSED TO USE IT

NOOOOOOOOO

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HMNY is the NFLX of movie theaters

Side note.
Nice to see the goldburgs fucked back off to Jow Forums

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

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HMNY is going to fly

were still getting shilled about HMNY relentlessly

It's probably the CEO himself trying to get smol specs back in

HMNY only has 1.7million shares outstanding post r/s.

Get in now and thank me tomorrow.

6-7% yearly, but they pay out every month. it's higher risk than your typical vanguard dividend fund, hence the higher return.

>tfw made rkg's weekly profit target in one trade
Who else /made it/

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>muh quants
fuck right off

>HMNY only has 1.7million shares outstanding post r/s.
and im sure it will continue getting diluted post r/s too

im waiting

So you guys are just gamblers not long term investors?

At this point I just see it as a massive joke.

/smg/ really is a mixed bag of everything

Lol

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She's down for it. If we go see 10 movies together then that'll cost Moviepass about $100 or so.

I bought $1 worth of shares as a joke and just got rid of it for $7 lel

and really bad gamblers at that

Both.

Buy HMNY for a gamble buy some boomer shit for investment

up around 20k or so this month thanks to boring index ETFs

Its time for Power hour before the legendary Amazon boosts the Spx to 2850 TODAY

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it's too much fun not to gamble a bit when you're starting to understand it all. then most typically implement basic boglehead strategies

.32 spread on HMNY holy shit watch for that bounce!

By bounce do you mean gap down?

DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BANKRUPT MOVIE PASS

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From wikipedia
On July 2, Helios and Matheson Analytics filed to raise $1.2 billion to keep MoviePass solvent.They filed to sell off debt and securities.
Christ sounds like the company is a real shit show.

Based Popuko, I repositioned my Amazon today, my body is ready

>A little over a year ago I added $1000 extra to my account, agonizing over weither to buy GOOG@$980 a share, or AMZN@$989 a share

Better decision that 2 years ago when I bought $800 in stocks instead of BTC@$800 a coin

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fucking RIP ford just obliterated me

Bible poster, I want you to pray for mercy and compassion from our Father when Amazon plunges into the center of the Earth

I don't think I'd ever invest in an American car company

I will always regret selling goog at 1000 and netflix at 300

Yeah I just got Justed

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now we wait for Intel and Amazon earnings reports

I'm about to get justed, I think.

HERE COMES THE BOUNCE
M
N
Y

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if gold is so invaluable, why did they do this?

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even if it drops, it will be back to green in less than a month

besides, ive already hedged just in case

>and netflix at 300
I sold it at 198
and i sold 20 shares of HEAR when it was $1.50 ($20+ a share nowadays)

dont let the past weigh you down, you can only change your future

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thats ok, theyll just make more shares

seriously the fags shilling HMNY right now dont understand how broke that company is. there will be further dilution the whole way down

the only people who gamble are option fags and day traders.

HMNY $3000 a share by EOY

Screencap this.

short 1000 $HMNY @ $7.06 #timestamped

you'll be taking that negativity straight to the breadline unless you jump about the $$ HMNY asap

what does everybody recommend for somebody with $1000 monthly right nwo to invest at age 22, i want to retire by like 55 desu

Roth IRA

s&p500 index fund like VOO

T and VZ

There are some people here that still aren't in HMNY for the bounce

SPY and DIA
with monthly and quarterly dividends, youll have plenty of money to either DRIP or meme gamble with too

Just VOO it

bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

HMNY easy $10 tomorrow maybe even $12