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Previous thread:

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real thread over here

>comfy thread
saged

Buy HMNY

wheres the discord?

We only have regular cord, will come in handy after AMZN ER.

HMNY to the moon

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drop me a link lil nigga.

How we feel about Biogen? I bought 30 stocks at this dip lol

What porn stock should I buy

HMNY. They'll have adult theaters on their passes

AMZN earnings, how to play?

Puts

Don't Yolo tho

guise, should i short the roaches?

short turkey

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any sites i can look at new stocks about to be listed on the exchange?
ICO's if u will

Try typing in "upcoming IPOs" into the google search field.

All-in AMZN puts. See ya on the other side.

Who /retarded/ here

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>ICO's if u will
REEEEEEEEEEEEE COINNIGGERS OUT

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I aint a coin nigger anymore kneepad girl.

BUY BIOGEN

HMNY outstanding count 1.7million.

HMNY bounce coming

yes u are
ur dumb enough to not know what an IPO is, but instead try to abstractly explain it to us w ur play-money terms

holy shit bot-kun
fuck off
no ones buying that shit yet

Absolutely correct

>tfw sold my AMD right before it started going up

I don't think buying back in now would be a smart thing to do, but I wish I had hedl a bit longer

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based.

Nah lil niglet chill. Throw ur little ass in a trashcan if u keep up the disrespect

HMNY has dropped over 50% post 250:1 reverse split.

Huge bounce coming!

>no ones buying that shit yet
You must not be able to see much with your little robinhood account.

You lost $30. No tendies for a week.

if my quants are correct (and they typically are) then HMNY is poised to bounce to NFLX levels. I'd mash that buy button, boys.

HMNY POWER HOUR INBOUND 9001% BOUNCE INCOMING

no diphit im just not dumb enough to buy your bags, sorry

i like my penny memes under a penny, thank you

read a fucking book, or investopedia, or fucking anything. if you dont even know what an IPO is, your just some cryptofaggot, and your gonna lose a lot of money trying to pretend its the same game

>I got burned so I'm taking you fuckers with me

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BUY HMNY

I pull a fucking miniumum of 5% gains per day dude You are fucking holding HMNY,LCI, and facebook bags, you cant say shit

>like clockwerk
you ready to be wrong?

as terrible you are, at least you arnt a fucking gold bug

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whatu buying

DO NOT BUY HMNY

Power Hour Niggers

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BUY HMNY OR DIE

guys im legit poor should i buy HMNY or not?

What's next for HMNY? Simple -- DJI

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lel
you dont know shit
im shorting turkey
goback21broker

You should go all in on HMNY

Are you in debt at all? HMNY will help.

do you wish to become poor-er?

My girlfriend and I are both going to get moviepasses on August 1st and we're going to try and go to 10 movies in one month. By my estimations it'll cost Moviepass about $100.

Might want to consider OPRA tomorrow

Enjoy! -ted

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>Ford
Fuuuuuuuuuck

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What if moviepass was just a puppet corporation set up by the theater / movie industry to funnel money directly from the stock market into buying movie tickets?

great long term spot here, imo

literally one of the cheapest great companies on the board

there goes the last dip on HMNY hope you all got in

real talk, where did you guys here about this HMNY trash meme stock?

Why can't robinhood parse both a buy at .80 and sell at .90? Is that a platform problem or does everyone do that?

Hear is where I learned of it.

might want to close oil longs btw

>real talk, where did you guys here about this HMNY trash meme stock?
you must be new. Let me guess you never heard of DRYS either?

yeah, i know about that towel company

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Wait til you get a load of GBR

i just made 20% on those fuckers again yesterday. its all about the timing desu senpai

That p/e ratio. Wow what a shit.

1 hour 5 mins left til the showdown!

What am I watching so I know who's on suicide watch.

Oh yeah buy KTOS. it's been up 20% the past quarter.

I dont see how they pan out long term. They just gave up on standard cars in NA and are moving towards trucks only there, basically letting Toyota ass rape them in their own home market. On top of that their future prospects of electric vehicles are basically a meme

Tech market, U can jus watch specifically AMZN

i don't want to be that guy, but i'd say priced in at these levels

GET READY TO RUN WITH THE WOLVES
>pic related, (You) in the middle.

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Sure, but where do they grow? Do they sell more trucks in an oversaturated truck market? What happens if gas gets up to 3/g like it did earlier this summer and stays there? No one buys trucks when gas is that high. Theyre putting all their eggs into one basket as a company and that just reeks of mismanagement

DO I GO ALL IN HMNY Jow Forums?!

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clearly yes

considering that everyone that has ever bought it (and still owns it) is holding a bag, sure why not.

YES! Sell it tomorrow afternoon! Don't hold it forever

HMNY going to bounce hard!

what could go wrong?

Seriously what do we think about HMNY

see->

>Seriously what do we think about HMNY
It's a shit company that is in for a major bounce after reverse split. Buy now sell tomorrow.

It can go lower

Jesus Christ what is with all the HMNY shills? I hope some poor noob doesn't get hoodwinked into buying into that dumpster fire of a company.

Farnsworth in the house

we’re all signing up for a moviepass card right? RIGHT?

How much SHOULD I BUY?

Trucks are super profitable, they have a chance in autonomous. They close a couple of plants this is $20 stock easy

see
I want to know what it feels like to actively engage in an activity that pushes a publicly traded company closer to insolvency.

Buy as much HMNY as you can and sell it tomorrow afternoon.

>F
Does valuation just not mean anything anymore? This poor stock is trading at 6x forward earnings and 1.1x book value.

get on the phone with everyone you know and get them to understand they have 5 min to make the best decision of their lives, put it all on the line NOW to make some HM(o)N(e)Y

F has always had a shit valuation

Almost time to break out the champagne glasses.

Betting is closed, fellas. Let's see what happens with Amazon and Intel

LOL
the spread is 10 bucks

PACK IT UP LADS, IT'S OVER

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We all should have bought EA today. Looks like gonna be an easy 7-10% swing.

WHY IS IT GOING UP!?!?!!

I'm sorry your chart is upside down

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AMAZON WHAT IS HAPPENING AAAAAHHHHHH

Baggy is kill.

EPS $5.07 vs $2.50 est

gotta get some chasers in before they drop it bro