/brit/

>I will never walk into a Japanese police station covered in blood with the baddie in cuff after everyone told me i was out of my depth, a maverick, and on thin ice - while this music plays.

>youtube.com/watch?v=4mav_FDsrbc

>AND IT FUCKING HURTS LADS :'( WHY DON'T I JUST FUCKING END IT NOW??!?!?!?!

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none of these weird autistic posts have been me (henry) btw lads
i only just arrived in the thread

its that dickhead falseflagging as me again

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forgot I have guns in the trunk of one of the cars, had contractors in today while I was at work and I havent bought a new safe yet.

In 5 years time at least some of you will be identifying as women.

dave is rorke

test

No I’m completely lucid unlike you ye fucking sodomite autist

Cringe as fuck

My eyes are grey not gay though i came runner up in the village top shagger competition 4 years running

yes and no
they don't exist
but what they essentially are can exist
but don't think of it as a divine universe-scrying force, just think of it as luck

when my dad's gf was an infant when he graduated high school

haven’t been abroad in about 11 years

from now on all of my posts will be verified by this tripcode
ignore all impostors

Em.. what?

>me (henry)
yeah but you're not actually oxford are you
fuck off

>i'm not absolutely analannihilated i just keep replying cos i'm an epic troll I swear. PLEASE BELIEVE ME

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por que no los dos?

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yeah but it's funnier to say that it is the oxford bender
it's an identifiable character like dave, but REAL

The future

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Haven't been abroad ever, only ever traveled inside the US

oxford get off this shithole full of negative cunts

I stand with tismomick

she's 18 years younger than him

Just getting a rise out of you cockmuncher

imagine if they got married and had kids lol

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bangin choon that

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i pioneered the impersonating Oxford bender gimmick by getting /brit/ to believe he had HIV

summer is SO peng what is the point of life

chucked a sickie lads

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Imagine if everyone seen colours differently but no one knew because they all look normal to eveyone

The result would be disastrous for mankind

and thats ok

is gladiator kino

they're not ready for those problems

Wat the?

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*carries three pints to the table in a triangle between my fingers*
mate I can't recognise any of 'em, they all look the bleedin' same hahaha
*chucks a pack of crisps at Smithy*
oi open them would you
you know your way around a packet of crisps, don'tcha big'un haha

I'm red-green colour blind

Your oul boys a pedo, so that’s where you get the pathological pedo gene from?

but you're so pathetic.... I'm just lazily throwing you scraps and you eat them all up like a good irish dog

t. that one yank whose parents are really fucking old and had a grandad or some shit fight in the civil war

>Colour blind

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yeah but it's not as good as Gibsonkino

nah lol my parents were 19 and 23, I was a college accident.

That's cool but no cunt asked

did you like that?

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Hardly... you’ve made a mule of yourself thus far

PHIL101

I was an accident too
based

bit weird to think my future gf could be just 3 years old right now

ill gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon before ill take a tripcode you fanny

tis me
and now, my name cleared, i disappear into the murky underwaters of anonymity once again

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ye cheers

woof woof glug glug woof woof
*pats you on the head*

is that henry and summer
how did this happen
when
why

wait is that genuinely summer
same lips

>PHIL101
>not ELV010
poor taste

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have been texting aisha recently too xx

henry has the easiest life imaginable

It would be proper funny if every lad in this thead posted their willies haha

really really like this video
youtube.com/watch?v=SkD1fLTv_OU

WHAT a shagger

natural selection

>Is that a cocksucking/brit/ personality and my favorite Twitter girl to orbit??! ZOMGWAFFLEZ!!!11! Epic collab

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post proof

Is Oxford the least bent bender ever

chebs chebs chebs
big bouncy boobers

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mm willies1! wily weeee!!!

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is it the girl that left him after he got injured or the girl that went out with him after he recovered

Would probably cry

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Thqt irish posters got a really funny shaped funnel head hasnt he

*disappears in a puff of smoke and a fading chuckle*

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT CUNT ACTUALLY GETS TO SHAG SUMMER

I AM FUCKING FUMING

Imagine taking out your pent up aggression on strangers on /brit/? That'd would be mental wouldn't it lads?

want to apply to grad school but where the hell am i supposed to get three letters of recommendation

yes haha yes it would
dickhead

when the fuck did Summer and Oxford meet
which thread was this revealed in
Am I missing /brit/ backstory and context here

If Henry ever EVER puts his sick gay degenerate cock near summer I will find the cunt and rip off his willy, smother it in super glue and shove it up his disgusting cum infested arse

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Fuck off nob head

tis i
the oxford bender

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Got u covered senpai

$49.99, you pay the postage if you need a paper copy

someone asked her if she thought oxford was cute and she said yes a while ago, thats all i know though

Yeah good input mate

I will never walk into a Japanese police station covered in blood with the baddie in cuff after everyone told me i was out of my depth, a maverick, and on thin ice - while this music plays.

youtube.com/watch?v=4mav_FDsrbc

AND IT FUCKING HURTS LADS :'( WHY DON'T I JUST POST THIS AGAIN TO BAIT THAT BUTTHURT IRISH WANKER AND HIS BITCH MATES?!?!?!?!?!

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noooo
it can't be
I made as a joke ages ago

wait a minute
does henry know summer irl
she always had a bit of a london accent in her youtube videos
and henry does too
or did he just find a lookalike with similar lips
is he that much of a fucking chad

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*bends oxfordially*

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This place is getting far too confusing for me

he is one lucky man

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re: summer and i
we are just friends
side note: just because you see two people together in a picture doesnt mean theyre doing it x

Have sex

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