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Madness edition

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/cum/ more like /dumb/ 2: revelations

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eating some cheesecake

where is everyone

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Hmm. Wonder if I'm going to have to deal with the dumb boss bitch when I get back. Think she'll ask me to put my phone back in the locker lads?

we're in the other thread

I also noticed someone has cheekly taken my food menu for tomorrow. Lol

Have a test tomorrow, am nervous

Oh alright.

yeehaw, bud

explain

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Business idea:
post screenshots of the new zealand shooters manifesto and excerpts, any New Zealander who gazes upon my post will be arrested.

*legally this post is a hypothetical consideration

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Was a big fan of this flash creation back in the day

The easiest path for humanity does not lead to the stars.
It leads to the very crust of this planet.
The most suitable place to create a new and long lasting civilization while staying hidden and protected.
Easily the cheapest gateway for the elites to hide and engineer a new world order where they could eventually be their own gods.

Their plan is actually to mingle with the machines and A.I until the advances in technology allows them to recreate a virtual reality indistiguishable from this one.

Imagine the possibilities, life would be like dreaming awake, you could materialize everything and do anything.

I think that's where were headed.

Jean Raspail predicted it better

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what would you do without /cum/? would probably kms desu. this is my only "real" social interaction

I used to think I wanted to be a tranny until I read this one day and just couldn't get it out of my head

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would probably be more productive, personally

I just posted here again for the first time in weeks

you're gonna have a dysphoric break and it won't be pretty

>The last bit about old age especially
wew, never thought about what will happen to oldfag trannies when this tranny fad wears off eventually

I love you, bro.
Hate seeing people like that.
Remember this, schizo frenchman loves you.

(i'm almost in the same situation)

I think a lot of disorders are more common in females

nothing like the yearly #saynotorape mandatory sexual assault training when I never even talk to girls

They'll probably start suing the doctors, hospitals and especially the pill companies who profited by pushing this nonsense, or kill themselves in even larger numbers.

Letter to god:

SAVIOR TO SOME, STRANGER TO OTHERS
SAY WHAT YOU OFFER
TO THE SINNER WHOSE FAULT
IS TO STARE AT YOU, SAYING THAT YOU'RE BOGUS!

Can't say I never looked up
to the heavens above
thinking a prayer could work
if you're helpless enough
to believe that there's an angel whose job
is to answer those calls you've been giving
hopelessly when you can't handle your stuff
but honestly, you think a stranger would come
for free here to put an end to your problems?
more he'd be like "hang up, you knob
forget me and send a letter to god,
fucking kid.."

me on the bottom

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Some homos started giving that speech to me when I was in university but then looked at me and said i probably didnt need it, looking back i guess that was an insult

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probably meant it as a compliment there chad lad

>it pauses the video to give trigger warnings

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society

love it

live it

I-I never thought of that

Am straight
Am white
Am American
I work
I go to school

Federal parties who hold more than one seat in Canadian parliament:
>Liberals (incumbent with Trudeau at the helm), who are like EU/Clinton-style neolibs [177 seats]
>Conservatives, who are like pre-Trump Republicans [97 seats]
>NDP (New Democratic Party), who are like the old-school union-socialist wing of the US Democratic Party [41 seats]
>Bloc Québécois, who are QC separatists [10 seats]

In Alberta, the Liberals are so unpopular that they didn't win a single seat, and obviously there aren't QC separatists in Alberta, so the Alberta provincial Conservatives (62 seats) and NDP (25 seats) are the only two parties who won seats in the Alberta legislature out of 87 total. Thus it is currently a 2-party state

If you guys want a gf and are under 30, I have a legitimate tip

NEED a gf

gn frens

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I used to post in this thread all the time a few years ago and in retrospect my posts were incredibly bad and gay, sorry

gn arbys

What's the tip?

Congratulations on your new premier and the end of dumb NDP rule. How the fuck did the NDP end up the largest party in Alberta anyway? Aren't they supposed to be bigger leftists than the Liberals?
Alberta is like Canada's Texas. Wouldn't mind seeing us "liberate" them from dumb Canuck control

have a good night placer-kun

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Had a drink with some women,
then I slapped a bitch for some reason
Man I just wish they would listen
to me while I grabbed their tits

Guys, I mean there's no differences
I'm just cheeky

Like joe biden

be ur chadly self!

gonna drink this weekend now that i'm done with my big art project

A girl kissed me today

I'm not a Chad though

>Here at MPC [...] we don't want you to kill yourselves. That means, ironically, we actually care [...] about you
Fucking losers over at MPC lmao
Trannyism should be encouraged precisely because it's a pipeline to faggots castrating and killing themselves instead of shitting up society
The courts used to require faggots be castrated, and now our based neolib overlords have figured out a way to make them want to do it voluntarily LOL

Lol, the liberals lost official party status in Ontario of all places. At this rate the only place they'll have legitimate control will be in the injun lands up north and maybe BC and the maritimes

didn't cuckservatives win in Quebec earlier this year as well?

Those international English schools in cities are chock full of emotionally and financially vulnerable foreign girls looking for a local to be their friend.

I never knew how many nip, gook, and brazilian qts there were in my city

I dont live by any of those

>legitimate control will be in the injun lands up north
Tend to be NDP for more gibs actually, maritimers will always vote Lib tho

Don't want any of those girls though

Alberta is a lot more like North Dakota in terms of culture and environment, as well with their Bakken formation tight oil, in terms of unconventional oil production

Hey guys, youtube deleted one song about that american war-thing (i dunno to be honest about what it is) and i really liked that song, i know its been re-uploaded at vimeo but can't find it, mb they deleted it too. It's about alabama man or something.

sad, just sad
depending on your city and school, they will be Russian, Ukrainian, or Polish too

>The courts used to require faggots be castrated, and now our based neolib overlords have figured out a way to make them want to do it voluntarily LOL
good point actually

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I live in Kansas city
Doubt there's any Russians or Ukrainians haha

what's MPC?

>It's about alabama man or something
is this the one you're talking about?
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Homosexuality/bisexuality isn't the same as gender dysphoria.

Are they all going to be mexicans or something?

I WANT TO FUCK SOMEONE IN THE ASS
>seek online services
THREE HUNDRED BUCKS FOR AN HOUR?
FUCK THAT BITCH IS IVANKA TRUMP OR WHAT?
REALLY GUYS?

I got two can of soda pop and a half twinkie now

My Posting Career, it's a Something Awful spinoff just like Jow Forums. Kinda Jow Forums-themed for the most part. Pretty sure they make you pay money to post there lmao

Yeah or Chinese or Indian probably
Possibly southwest Asian as well

Yes! I'll download it this time, thanks.

Told my FWB I thought her hair looked cute

what wine goes with kebab?

are you native Frenchman?

>FWB

Fat white bitch?

risky game...

unironically catchy

If transsexualism was not related to sexuality, trannies would not be grouped in with the rest of the LGBTfags. They might manifest in different ways, but they're all sexual deviants and degenerates :)

merlot

Yep.
No other ancestry than French
pretty rare where i'm from.

My condolences

what part of france are you from?

I gave reason to a white supremacist on twitter as a reasonable hobbesian and instead of being consistently reasonable he blocked me. hod argument was that bloodshed was better than hobbesian peace, and yet only argued about now whites. Jow Forums seriously have no IQ

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Transgender people are grouped with gays and bisexuals because they're a group that doesn't fall within what would be called the cis/het norms.

are there any weed nasal sprays?

Sounds comfy.
i mean, Ontario went for a "conservative" party. Do the maritimes have elections this year?

cool
how old are you?

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North Korea is one of the few places in the world to have preserved it's ancient culture

Friend with benefits

what would that be? malnutrition and retard level IQs?

>be a white supremacist
>someone gives actual intelligent reasons as to why modernity is more human than genocide
>ignore and block you
haha free speech

Bought a hammock
Friends and I are gonna bum around in the woods tomorrow
Should be fun