Visitting africa or latin america? But that is dangerous!! What if i get kidnapped and murdered...

>visitting africa or latin america? But that is dangerous!! What if i get kidnapped and murdered? What if i get a tropical disease or the water and food isn't sanitary!!???

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God i love it when I give amerimutt tourists a bad direction when they ask, I once gave them a bad direction to a bad neighborhood, and literally heard screams of "HELP HELP" in english. shit was funny lol.

Go adventure the world goy

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>I've got the travel bug

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Can't they use fucking google maps?

>OH NOOO I MIGHT GET BEHEADED
soy as fuck.
Living your life in fear is stupid.

come here faggot. I'll personally mug, rape and kill you

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How can you hear screams from another neighbourhood

Clearly you've never heard a bloody murder before

>why yes I DO visit war torn countries in the middle east, how can you tell?

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*teleports behind you*

I saw a guy getting stabbed to death

Wasnt noisy. More gurgling sounds.

your shoulder and head is cut off from your torso

Where did this happen?

>guy
theirs your answer, girls screams like banshees

True the girl trying to save the guy was hollering like crazy

Morocco

They went off into some mountains alone and some guys murdered them. To be honest though that could happen anywhere though. Afaik tourists in morocco havent had any issues before this.

They were kind of stupid. I've been to high Atlas its not a place where you'd feel safe without a guide. People there watch you like a walking wallet. Morocco is nice though

I'm sure you don't need to worry since they only target whites

Hijacking this soy jack thread to ask why all China mobile posters are banned from posting pictures

>STOP TRAVELING TO SHITTY THIRD WORLD NATIONS AND RAWDOGGING SOUTHEAST ASIAN AND LATINA WOMEN AND CUMMING INSIDE THEIR BROWN PUSSIES AND LEAVING THEM PREGNANT WITH YOUR MUTT BABIES YOU'RE KILLING THE WHITE RACE

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Never. Filipino maids were made to be cummed in

Based big dong Hong Konger

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Actually wanting to "travel" and "explore other cultures" is incredibly soy. Soys believe the world is a fairy tale like in their liberal media makes them believe the world is full of beautiful people

>NOOOO MY WIFE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, BUT WE CAN TALK TO OUR BANK--NOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MENA YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OUR YOUNGEST DAUGHTER'S BODY AS PAYMENT INSTEAD OH GOD PLEASE NO LET HER GO

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I'd say its more soy to be scared of other places and cultures because of fantasies about how everyone is evil.

I like going to random places not because i think their culture is beautiful. Just to see it first hand to make a more informed assessment and to experience something different. Also their countries have nice nature and good food

>Actually wanting to "travel" and "explore other cultures" is incredibly soy. Soys believe the world is a fairy tale like in their liberal media makes them believe the world is full of beautiful people

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You don't have to "believe the world is full of beautiful people" to be interested in other countries and cultures, kys retard

*rapes you*

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There was a polish guy who traveled through Africa, Cape to Cairo, and made videos about it. You're just a bitch.

mhhh id never want to go to mexico. the cartel stuff is just too hardcore for a gringo like me. also wouldnt want to stay in honduras, puerto rico or venezuela

if i had to pick a latin american country id go to chile, argentina or peru

That's why i made the thread. There are unironically soyboys who are scared of leaving their country because they think they will end up on liveleak

You mean bald and bankrupt? The guy went to fucking chernobyl

>NOOOOO I WANT TO GO TO FRANCE AND THE NETHERLANDS!!! I WANT TO EXPERIENCE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT VERSION OF MASS-CONSUMERISM REEE!!!!!

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>mhhh id never want to go to mexico. the cartel stuff is just too hardcore for a gringo like me. also wouldnt want to stay in honduras, puerto rico or venezuela

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No. I am talking about a guy called "Przez Świat na Fazie".

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He trekked from Cape to Cairo. Some of the videos have english subtitles others don't. Btw, He also went to Balochistan and Afghanistan but it was boring as fuck since it was under supervision and he got help from a some amerishart soldiers.

you can sell a cute 10 year old daughter for hundreds of thousands.
how unfortunate

tfw exclusively travel to military dictatorships and active war zones for my holidays

But he's kind of a bydlo tbqh.

>soy threads

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I've been to at least 1 military dictatorship

Didnt affect my tourist experience besides running into checkpoints every so often and the economy being FUBAR.

>he doesnt try to brag on the internet about how tough and badass he is

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you need to doing it ilegally like a real man

>FUBAR
whats that

Fucked up beyond all repair.

Went to zimbabwe. Nothing was bad as a tourist except for the fact there was no cash and prices were monaco tier silly.

I don't see the point of going to urban places, I only like the countryside

The only safe parts of Mexico for gringos are the fortified resorts.

I have a rich friend in mexico city

Would i be ok visitting?

Your country literally beheads people

>tfw exclusively travel to military dictatorships and active war zones for my holidays

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Your country unironically injects people to death

Rich areas are walled off usually in Latin America. You'll be fine inside there obviously. Otherwise, you'll generally not be travelling alone anyway, so you don't have too much to worry about. Rich people in Latin America basically live in a different society than the average street mestizo.

About a month ago two American girls ,or maybe European idk, asked me which bus they had to take to get somewhere I don't remember right now, told them to get on a bus line that took them to the poorest area of the city lmao.

fucking based argentino
hope they suffered

I almost got raped in Brazil by a guy high as shit on coke. Told me he wanted to talk somewhere else bc the music was too loud and as soon as I knew I was in the middle of nowhere and the guy got undressed (only speedo left) took out a coke vial, snorted some and then offered me some too. Noped the fuck out of there, felt like I was going to end like in one of those LiveLeak videos.

debating whether to get maccas tonight or tomorrow lads.

Recently spent 7 months traveling around south america solo. Had literally 0 safety issues. Just talk to other travelers, hostel staff and locals about where/what to avoid/be aware of and you will almost certainly be fine.

Biggest problem I had was with the cops in Colombia. But that didn't end up being a problem either.

thats bullshit

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Choose the American way and have it for both tonight AND tomorrow

post webm pls

>can't wait to go on my 50th trip to africa, such a peaceful and amazing continent.
>europe? nah never been there, too dangerous with all those terrorists and stuff.

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"Almost raped" he saw you craving for dick and made you a favor, oviously you are too much of a pussy to even be gay

Oh, so electrocuting people to death or killing them by poison is totally better right? Unless you literally torture people into death, all forms of capital punishment is the same, you priggish fuck.

I'm kinda big, but I wasn't going to get fucked in the middle of a field by a poor Brazilian that must of have had HIV and hepatitis b

Where were you?

Go to a better place, unless you want cheap products or “””services””” then you shouldn’t come here

>I support international tourism

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A small City called ponta negra

>tfw exclusively travel to military dictatorships and active war zones for my holidays
That makes sense. Dictatorship produce peaceful/crimeless societies.

>I'm visiting Germany to get closer to my heritage!

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Why yes I also drink glue, how did you know?

Are you actually gay? Did he pick up on your vibes?

I'm not gay, I might be bi. I also don't look, dress or act gay

Fair enough. Why didn't I meet any handsome argentinos when I was there...? Well, none who I was interested in anyway.

Also why so do many argentine women have nose rings? It's gross.

millions of Americans visit Mexico every year and nothing happens

Americans are so fucking soy