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I want to smell Emma Watson’s toots.

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i don't think she's taught anything, I think she just has an opinion
and people shouldn't use the word ironic if they don't know what it means

Read an article today that a mid week day off apparently really helps with productivity and satisfaction

the complete and utter state of this article... it's fucking unreadable. It's bizarre

Yeah bit of a cringe piece

>CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IRON MAN SAVE SPIDER MAN!

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here we are then
all the lads

Good mate how are you

2 threads up for what? don't make me call him

I want to gaze directly into Emma Watson’s anus with a look of pure lust.

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*yawn*
boooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggg

Yeah bizarre’s the word

didn’t ask
i’m good though
bit of a sore throat but it’s getting better

my cousin lives in australia and says australians are fucking dickheads

Okay

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link lad.

Good stuff lad hope your throats all good shortly

can you post something funny for once?

how come men are generally split on licking fanny but nearly all women love to suck dick

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3 day kend.

One day of chores
One day of study/development
One day of pure rest or entertainment.

As opposed to now where its an awkward tussle between the three goals where i always end up feeling grim for missing one out.

Saw it in the news app earlier today you might just have to search for it

A good question

cheers mate how are you yourself (now i’m asking)

>wearing pants while pole vaulting
the female virgin freak

i'd go for Wednesday off for sure, it'd be truly amazing

tempted to use a few days holiday to trial run it for a few weeks haha

Reckon there’s a decent chance I’ll see 3 day weekends become a thing in my lifetime just wish it happened now

imagine asking a question just so you could reply to yourself 9 minutes later after everyone ignored you lol

Considered it but don't think I'd be able to pull it off.

thanks

No complaints on my end lad thanks for asking

Hello again

Hello Melvin

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one heck of a sport

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quite a good one

No worries

Don’t have an answer at this time unfortunately

which website you guys stream your flicks on?

Might be having sex in 24 hours
it's been so long

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Hi Finlad how are you going

Put the willer into the vagoo.

for me it's triple jump

good good
nice weather we’re having

Hello Melvin I ate some meat soup it was quite delicious

What have you eaten today?

Godspeed there lad

I’m not Melvin Finlad but I had a delicious omelette with mushrooms, cherry tomatoes, spinach and smoked salmon was quite the treat

shhh, just pretend to be Melvin
we all do it

remember that time Oxford fucked Summer and cucked all of /brit/?

Give her one for me lad ta x

business idea: arse pillow

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Gonna be mental in 10 years when /brit/ is accessible in the future augmented reality room at my local pub

Who's summer?

what? You're not Melvin :O

:(

It does sound great I love salmon me it's really good

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It’s kind of a thing I do now telling Finlad I’m not Melvin everyday though

*slaps your controller out of your hand*

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I’m not Melvin I’m the guy that drew the picture of Finlad and Aussie posters in /brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=8-wrV__VTf8

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The plan: Chicken thigh Japanese curry with udon

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twitter.com/rtenews/status/1118138386873761792?s=19

wow remember when I told you this would happen

You’d be a hologram on my end lad

Unless you actually want to come to my local you’re more than welcome to

What is your name? Tim? Lachlan?

Cheers

How does trade between Britain and the US damage the Good Friday agreement I don’t at all get it

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PENG CHON

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no
but I figured it'd be a hot mess because of that anyway

Was about to post this, sad stuff. Beware phimo sufferers of /brit/, do not give in to the north american willy snippy menace

utter state of this thread
sick to bastard death of it

Yeah I’m the guy you call Lachlan

maccas tonight or tomorrow lads your thoughts?

show us the latest finnish meme fresh ready to take the world by storm

Judging from the greentext someone relayed earlier today sounds like quite the horrifying tragedy

Get in there my son

Not as much ass in triple jump tbf

I reckon tomorrow start your long weekend right

studytoil cares not for bank holidays
it loometh nonetheless

NEED this article for reference purposes unrelated to ever going to australia and definitely not staying there forever

FOLC

Bursting extra toil today and tomorrow since it's a short week

leftists here clutching at straws in a desperate hope the UK breaks the GFA so we can reattain our victim status. Most dont even care about northern Ireland just vague ‘anti imperialism’

we're all Melvin :)

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Sworn off mac-o's for life I have

What’s it liking living in Ireland politically

Sounds frustrating from everything I keep hearing

I'm actually a former phimolad that got the chop on NHS advice. desu i'm in a MUCH better place than when I had phimosis

It was only painful/overly sensitive for a few weeks in my experience, don't relate to his story at all.

Have an active sex life now and girls seem to like it if anything

undergoing midday crisis and it's not even 10

Back you go

whats a pikey

Just ate some mango and it's set off my geographic tongue really bad. I'm in so much pain.

they didn't say it would do the damage, they said if something else damaged it then the US would punish the UK by withholding trade.