Who makes better vodka?

absolut and finlandia are both shit

Haram!

russia

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We dont really drink vodka in sweden. Now, snaps however....

Both are pretty shit. If we would be talking about gin though...

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>We dont really drink vodka in sweden
You what now? I hope you realize that Brännvin is vodka. Also, hembränt is vodka.
And those two stand for like 90% of all booze outside of the cities.

Finn obviously, Absolut stands for absolute shit

Finland easily
t. knower

Absolut is shit tier vodka. Finlandia and Koskenkorva are both a lot better. Hell even cheap shit like Dworek is better than Absolut

I have a bottle of vodka but it taste like industrial glue. How do you drink this?

The more you drink, the less it tastes. Cool it and drink it fast. Or just mix it with fanta or something.

based and/ or redpilled

Not true. Swedens main alcohol consunption is wine followed by beer.
The spirits are only consumed on special occations.
T.skåning

>Cool it and drink it fast.
That could be the problem it is on room temperature. Threw it in the freezer.

>T.skåning
A non Swede telling me what Swedes drink. Now I have seen everything..

>only consumed on special occasions

You mean every single party?
kek

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'ate vodka
'ate continentals
love england
love me gin
simpleas

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Skåning... Of course. Dumb fool, spirits and beer is the main drink of any party. I always have plenty to choose from but whenever we have a party I have to buy more because it runs out otherwise.

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For me it's Koskenkorva and Pyccкий Cтaндapт.

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>he doesn't drink mead

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Goed bezig. And have something to snack with it.

Swedes can't drink, Finns can drink.

>i can consume more ethanol than you so im better

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Koskenkorva is better than anything that sweden produces

>non Swede
I wish. If we had been Danes Malmö wouldn't be the Detroit of Norden.

You don't get to use soyak if you're being one, dumb Swede.

2 beers has the same effect on Swedes as 2 vodkas have on Finns.

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True. Finn stuck in Sweden here. Only Swedes that can drink is the people in Norrland/Lapland.

Idk, i've partied with people from Luleå/Umeå. They drink a shit ton at the pre-party then they go black out on the couch. Skåningar consume more in total during an evening.

they're so cute

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Cope, lightweight.

Is Belvedere a good vodka?

Ukrainian Babushkas

Viru Walge :3

Mashallah

>being an alcoholic is cool

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Absolut is shit. Only edgy girls drink it in my town

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poles

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>flavored
ruined

I used to drink half a bottle of these a day but smartened up and now only ever drink in the company of others.

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That's not true at all. I do indeed like alcohol, but I'm not into using it to compensate for my small dick to make me look macho.

Poland

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Finland
ABSOLUT is an absolute SHIT very bad vodka

Absolut.

Never had Finnish vodka but absolut REALLY rubs me the wrong way, it does not taste good and I won't pay more for vodka I dislike.

This. Fuck sw*doids

Vodka Finlandia is really easy to drink

Finlandia is produced in Estonia and the company is owned by americans.

Truly a finnish classic.

Might try it if I can get it here. I find Pyccкий Cтaндapт alright, not a big fan of smirnov. Eristoff is fine though.

ALL TASTE SAME YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

Holy shit have you ever even drank vodka?

Nah I disagree, although you are right that after a few shots you don't notice any flavour at all anymore.

Jarmo are you on a cheap alcohol and whore trip to estonia again?

Anyone who says vodka taste good is a fucking alcoholic.

they all taste bad, you drink it for the effect it has.

finns cannot handle alcohol though, they become violent, piss themselves and get beat up by the guards then call in sick to work for 2 weeks

>let me tell you what your opinion is and what you are because of it
kys

When it comes to spirits I prefer gin

t. assblasted alcoholic

not my fault you get shit-faced every fucking week.

he's right tho

i literally never get drunk but okay retard
no he is not.
why? because its just his opinion, and nothing else.

>absolut vodka
cheap shit to just get drunk for low price
this

Literally what’s the difference? Both are just alcohol and water lmao

This one is really nice

It's literally a gene mutation

Literally ask any normal person if they like the taste of straight vodka and they will say hell no.

Only people that would say yes have alcoholic tendencies and have a far higher chance of being or turning into an alcoholic.

This is not an opinion retard.

They way the ethanol is made differs but I don’t think that has any effect on the taste.

>Literally ask any normal person if they like the taste of straight vodka and they will say hell no.
what makes them normal? not liking the taste of alcohol? if most people in sweden likes coffee and you don't, does that make you not normal? literally just more opinions
>Only people that would say yes have alcoholic tendencies and have a far higher chance of being or turning into an alcoholic.
proofs? studies? or is it just your own opinions and bias?
>This is not an opinion retard.
it literally is though

All of vodka is identical

I haven’t had a single drop of alcohol for 2 years because my hungovers got so bad. Even the smell of vodka makes me gag nowadays

I use benzodiazepines to cure my hangover whenever I drink. They work like magic

>I haven’t had a single drop of alcohol for 2 years because my hungovers got so bad. Even the smell of vodka makes me gag nowadays

I went through that stage at the age of 14

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Tough luck. My hangovers started getting worse at 25

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
Finland's suicides go up by 300%

>who better this who better that
>pls fight for my entertainment finns&swedes plss

why can’t we just be frens

I feel like that would unironically lower the suicide rate

two people, one kingdom
i miss those days man, killing germans with my finnish bros, those were the best of days.

So is weed actually much better than alcohol all things considered? Asking for my friend

How are people going to handle their depression without alcohol?

Alcohol causes more depression than it cures. You should know this shit since you seem to be anti-alcohol

I've never been drunk but I'm not anti-alcohol.

I'm too much of a pussy to buy weed but I bet it would help me chill out.

Don't encourage your schizo posting countrymen to start with that shit

Both are meme brands marketed for dumb Americans. If I want vodka I'll buy Polish or Russian.

Are people like you common in Sweden? I feel like your culture is similar in the sense that having a drink or two is big part of socialization and getting wasted in your 20s with your friends is basically mandatory in order to meet new people

Alcohol is literal poison and the people who drink it and thinks it's cool are unironic low iq retards

I don't have friends so I don't know.

>never been drunk

I wouldn't even call you a muslim since even all muslims I have known here drank alcohol.

What does schizo posting mean? I only have autism sorry

>bourbon consistently has higher proof ratings, better taste, and the same price if not lower than vodka
What is the point of vodka

Oh... well I guess that answers my question..