What is Jerusalem worth?

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Nothing

nothing

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that kino is boring

Everything

I AM... SALAD

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its pretty shit desu

did you watch the director's cut ? the regular one is shit

I have diarrhea

I don't know, but it was long af, so probably directors cut

I was born in the wrong generation...

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What's in the directors cut?

My uncle was on of the arab soldiers in the movie

this
holy macaroni this would have been so nice and exotic for the time, imagine living in a slavic/nordic frozen shithole then suddenly you get to fight in the holy land and get qt's because big hat man said so.

segs :DD

a foreskin

I don't get the part where he responds with "nothing" and then "everything"

It just sounds cool in the movie.

why did they make Salahuddin so based? might have to name my son after him

that's it?

its how it was meant to be, the narrative makes more sense and its more impactful

The normal version is cut up by some woman (why its shit)

Most crusades got BTFOd. It's the opposite that happened, dumbfuck.

>got BTFO

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It means that the land is worth nothing with no valuable resources, but for a worshiper of God, it means everything because the land holds a religious importants.

Are you mentally disabled by any chance?

in fact you are, since europeans controlled almost the entire world after the crusades

HUAH! HUH! ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN’

No idea. All we know is that Paris is well worth a mass.

>Holy land
>It's actually a cursed land that causes people to kill each other for millenia
Really gets my noggin joggin

it was stable from 300 BC to 1945

Stable bloodbath.
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no it was stable, maybe a few wars here and there.

I literally can't stop thinking about killing brown men and breeding brown women

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ah okay thanks

this, fuck. i love you poland.
i wish sigismund united our countries, uughhh what could have been...
if it werent for sjw russians and Karl IX fucking usurping bastard

I know, right? Fucking meds had all the fun in americas with indians, why can't we, the nordies wipe out arabs with our dicks too?

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>be europeans
>spend most of your existence as literal cave people or as feuding kingdoms
>get powerful for a couple centuries until all your empires collapse
>get btfo by demographics

bro we are on the same level
i crave brown pussy
if i cannot get brown pussy within a few years from now i will hang my self

Wut mobie is dis ?

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Kingdom of Heaven

yeah? Not thanks to the crusades, though.

Thanks

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>if i cannot get brown pussy within a few years from now i will hang my self
What is this defeatist bullshit sven? Hit the gym and eat the meat for fucks sake. Life won't just give you brown sugar you gonna have to fight and kill to get it. Smash into your local muslim no-go zone, guns blazing, kill all the men and fuck the women. It's not like swedish police will try to stop you

It's good, I recommend it. But don't take it as fact.

Faggit.

I am, now that summer is coming I can finally venture outside, take my shirt off, let the sun kiss my skin as i lift weights.
How is it in poland? I didnt see many brown women there, its a shame you have to suffer this way.

wh*tes are cringe
i thank our semetic cousins for infecting them.

Not directly. But the crusades made europeans realize that there was a whole world out there, just waiting for them to conquer it. Why fight over scraps in a tiny continent when there's endless wealth elsewhere to be taken?

tfw born too late to sack Baghdad and end the Islamic golden age with your Christian bros

>Hulagu was born to Tolui, one of Genghis Khan's sons, and Sorghaghtani Beki, an influential Keraite princess. Sorghaghtani successfully navigated Mongol politics, arranging for all of her sons to become Mongol leaders. She was a Christian of the Church of the East (often referred to as "Nestorianism") and Hulagu was friendly to Christianity. Hulagu's favorite wife, Doquz Khatun, was also a Christian, as was his closest friend and general, Kitbuqa.

>The Mongol Hulagu's Nestorian Christian wife, Dokuz Khatun successfully interceded to spare the lives of Baghdad's Christian inhabitants.[36][37] Hulagu offered the royal palace to the Nestorian Catholicos Mar Makikha, and ordered a cathedral to be built for him.[38]

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>But the crusades made europeans realize that there was a whole world out there, just waiting for them to conquer it.

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A lot.

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funnily enough about 100 years later another steppe warrior came and decimated our christian population.

his name was tamerlane

The origins of the Assyrian mountaineers in the inaccessible Hakkari region, as well as the disappearance of the Christians of Central and Northern Asia can be attributed to the coming of that scourge of humanity, Timur, known in the West as Timurlane, a corruption of "Timur

lenk" (Timur the Lame). He "was a fanatical Muhammadan," says John Stewart, "who was bitterly opposed to everything Christian. . .he pitilessly harassed Christians who would not renounce their faith."

A Turkish tribal leader who claimed decent from Genghis Khan, Timur established his power in 1369 by usurping Chagatni Khan in Samarkand. By 1380, he had directed his armies to Persia. Thirteen years later, he established his reign over Mesopotamia and Persia. After taking the city of Isfahan he ordered the construction of pyramids of over 70,000 human heads, and on the ruins of Baghdad his army built a pyramid of 90,000 heads. The Assyrian Christian city of Tikrit was besieged for weeks by an army of 72,000. As soon as it fell to Timur's army the entire city was devastated with its inhabitants killed.

Timur continued to march north and plundered and murdered thousands of Christians on the way. When all was done, the Assyrian Christian empire was left in ruins, with their Church of the East pushed back to Assyria and its mountains. "Christianity received no support from the feeble Il-Khans of the 14th century, and though details are wanting, it is quite certain that the Christians were cruelly persecuted; the goods of their merchants were confiscated, their churches were destroyed, and those who refused to accept Islam and could not escape were slain. . .Before the end of the 14th century Christians had practically ceased to exist in Persia, Central Asia, and China

>Not directly. But the crusades made europeans realize that there was a whole world out there, just waiting for them to conquer it.

No. They went "exploring" because the Ottomans were blockading the usual trading routes in the Mediterranean. Not because of the crusades.

Ottomans shouldve blocked the indian ocean too

yes

what are some medieval kino bro?
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