How go I get a Japanese wife?

How go I get a Japanese wife?

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Just b urself
ただ自分らしくあれ

First, you have to go to Japan

Join the USMC

be yourserf

just be yourself

I dont know man, I ask myself that question everyday

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>go to japan
>marry a japanese woman
that's it

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Be Korean

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be attractive and be stable financially then go fishing in Japan. Maybe you will find a nice lady that way.

pathetic Zainichi Korean

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hewoo Japanese girl here ama

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How does fishing help? Asking for a friend

please be my wife

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How can I get you to marry me ?

siiiiiiim

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Noo, .marry me please

post dick if more than20 cm l will marry you

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if you are rich enough go to New Year's Conzert in Wien l will marry you

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nice!

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its like idiom for go look for girls.

Onde a terra acaba e o mar começa

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Koreans are the biggest group of foreigners in Japan. If anything this is showing that Jap women want that big アメリカン人 dick. I'm just really amazed that all the shitposting gooks on this site never post even a single legit image that makes Japan looks bad. No wonder they're so anally annihilated over Japan's existence.

Dammit... My penis is too smalll.... I will never get a japanese wife with my 16cm micropenis

No, the one who catches the biggest fish gets waifu.

yeah, how do we know you are not ugly??or worse a man.

>16cm micropenis
3smarr5husband

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Cope
You’re trying so hard lol

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shieeet, thats expansive
Wien? you know german?

you better have c cup boobs to make such demand.

>how do we know you are not ugly
the way l write English...

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Lmao my bad. I unironically go fishing in other countries to have an excuse while looking for girls, but for a moment I thought it was legitimately a thing in Japan.

>how do we know you are not ugly
the way l write English...
naturlich spreche ich deutsch weil ich habe es fuer acht monaten studiert mais je prefere le francais apres tout tehee
l'm xyz cup

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You could be a tranny. You probably are a tranny unless you prove otherwise.

dumb sizequeen
長さ女王バカ。。。

I-It's thick though!!

nah, only retards writes like that.

l'm not a tranny l'm just a granny hahaha

t. Ken-sama the English teacher

based Camões

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Das ist echt süß und cool :)

>idiom

He was just asking a question, you didn't need to insult him

what? are idioms used in a disrespectful context?fk

hmmm, aren't you that 192cm japanese guy?

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You're such an idiom m8

polla... polla grande... ojete... quiero polla!!! polla catalunya!!!
eee so is it thick enough to snipe my womb like the White Death?
tehee~ don't flirt me silly boy~
oppai ippai kanpai hahah
uma casa portuguesa fica bem~
ikr~ wann kann ich nach Oesterreich gehen

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>60 year old mama sans demanding 20cm dicks

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that was reason why baby boom existed

>192cm japanese guy?
is there such a Japanese poster on Jow Forums? wtf

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you seem to know a lot of languages. rare

yes, and according to him, he is 100% ethnic japanese

Quiero penetrarte con mi polla hasta que escupas mi semen.

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I'm a girl as well teehee

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I have 19cm penis, is that enough for a Japanese goddess?

l just dabbled them

*dubs on polyglots*
it can't be true, l'm actually 6' and l'm quite rare
wow l can totally understand your post with my French knowledge...
>wanna penetrate with my dick so fast that you gush out your semen?
youtu.be/OENjmjTPGSw
>mfw l see your post
why are Lithuanian girl posters so desperate for attention???
acceptable

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>wow l can totally understand your post with my French knowledge...
almost but not quite...
>I want to penetrate you with my dick until you spit my semen

w-what a cumdumper... tu as polla grande?

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Youre not 6' you are 5'11

22cm of Iberian meat ready to be served straight in your boipussy >:)

so you are a guy then? I m like 5' 9" and i never met a japanese girl who was up to my nose.

Do you love Japan?

トゥルース ハーツ...

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youtu.be/vQ0T75UAbYY

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What the fuck do you think?

hai!

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f-fugg... conquistador de 22cm...
well l'm a girl so l'll be your first peson who dwarfs you, prepare for it

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>so you are a guy then?
ITT LARPing as Japanese girls and you falling for it

w-wait did you imply anything by that post...?

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what post?
not sure what you mean

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well l'll tell you what l meant to say someday

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o-okay...

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Fuck you cunt I’ll play with your blood see how you’ll like it

perhaps but "she" seems fun to talk to.
how the fk are you that tall wtf. I never had an asian girl mogg me fk.

>tfw 19cm

oh well I'm gay anyways

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FPBP

you mean to say if i asked a jap lady for bobs she will gimme some

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