Just found out my mother is Dutch. My grandparents came to Portugal in the 60's. I always thought my mother was full blown Portuguese since I never met my grandparents and she was a single daughter. What the fuck is this bullshit. You wanna know how I found out? 25m ago it was something like this
>Hey user your mother and I are going to visit her homeland for two weeks, want to come with us
That was it. What the fuggg
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April 17, 2019 - 15:26
It should be a nice holiday user you should go with your mum the dutch are a hospitable people
April 17, 2019 - 15:28
go with them and marry one of your dutch cousins
April 17, 2019 - 15:30
I wonder if Leeuwarden is nice?
April 17, 2019 - 15:30
Why the fuck do you care?
April 17, 2019 - 15:31
>Leeuwarden It looks nice fren, It would be a good experience
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April 17, 2019 - 15:31
Just embrace your heritage, euromutt
April 17, 2019 - 15:33
Actually user it won European Capital of Culture 2018 so it seems pretty nice
April 17, 2019 - 15:33
it's nice, better than amsterdam or rotterdam
April 17, 2019 - 15:34
>ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I WAS JUST YOUR AVERA 2M TALL BLONDE GREENHOUSE LOVIN' PORTUGUEZE
April 17, 2019 - 15:35
Pelo menos não tens a genética manlet. C-certo user?
April 17, 2019 - 15:35
why did she breed with a Portuguese manlet
April 17, 2019 - 15:36
That ugly building in the back ruins it. Historic neighborhood shouldn't have high rise buildings
April 17, 2019 - 15:36
Your right but it seems theres only two ugly monoliths in the city so its so super bad
April 17, 2019 - 15:37
she wanted that Barbossa bling
April 17, 2019 - 15:38