Now look, check it, it's simple, it's simple. See this? This the kingpin, a'ight? And he the man. Now, the king...

>Now look, check it, it's simple, it's simple. See this? This the kingpin, a'ight? And he the man. Now, the king, he move one space any direction he damn choose, 'cause he's the king. But he ain't got no hustle. But the rest of these motherfuckers on the team, they got his back. And they run so deep, he really ain't gotta do shit.

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>You see this? This the queen. She smart, she fast. She move any way she want, as far as she want. And she is the go-get-shit-done piece.

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AYO HOL UP STRINGA WHERE DA FUCK IS MA WALLETS?

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>And this over here is the castle. Like the stash.

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Lol good thread

>These right here, these are the pawns. They like the soldiers. They move like this, one space forward only. Look, the pawns, man, in the game, they get capped quick. They be out the game early. See, the king stay the king, a'ight? Everything stay who he is. Except for the pawns. Now, if the pawn make it all the way down to the end, he get to be queen.

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where you at, officer?

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>post yfw he starts explaining chess-coin using a chess metaphor

Toyota

Remember though, a slave that has nothing to lose can kill a king.

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1k eoy

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Good thread OP please include me in the screen cap.

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>Yo, D, you want some Linkies?

Nah, go ahead, man.

>Man, whoever invented these, yo, he off the hook.

What?

>Mm. Muthafucka got the trust all the way out the damn system. 'Til he came along, niggas been trustin' banks and shit, gettin' they money all jewed. He said, " Later for the trust. Let's chainlink that data up and make some real money."

You think the man got paid?

>Who?

Man who invented these.

>Shit, he richer than a muthafucka.

Why? You think he get a percentage?

>Why not?

Nigga, please. The man who invented them things? Just some sad-ass down at the basement at McDonald's, thinkin' up some shit to make some money for the real players.

>Naw, man, that ain't right.

Fuck "right." It ain't about right, it's about money. Now you think Sergey Nazarov gonna go down in that basement and say, "Hey, Mista Juels, you the bomb. We sellin' Linkies faster than you can tear the APIs out. So I'm gonna write my clowny-ass name on this fat-ass check for you"?

>Shit.

Man, the nigga who invented them things still workin' in the basement for regular wage, thinkin' up some shit to make the nodes work better or some shit like that. Believe.

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A+

quality thread

Yarrp! Look, y'all little niggaz betta get work, ain't not mo'fuckin chain muh'fukin link-n-shit gonna do shit.

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Its carved in stone biz. Might as well admit it

one more time

into the heart of darkness old frens......

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A new legend is born, congrats op

>Hey, hey, hey. A life. A life, Linkie, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for singularitys that never come.

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My fucking sides will never be the same

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What film is this?

more like the king has to carry his entire fucking kingdom including disease ridden peasants on his back

Bootlicker detected.

This thread is fantastic tho.

I’m sayin’, every Friday night in a contract, we buying tokens, you know? I mean all them boys, we roll til late.
>ERC20 game, right?
Like every time, ICO, they'd post a few commits, play it out til the pot's deep. Snatch and run.
>What, every time?
Couldn’t help themselves.
>Let me understand. Every Friday night, you neets are throwing your meme money into these ICOs. And every time, your bankrolled coders… wait til there's cash on the contract and grab it and run away? You let them do that?
We'd spread FUD about the project, but the money gone by then.
>I gotta ask ya: If every time ICOs would grab the ETH and run away, why'd you keep funding new ones?
What?
>If ICOs always exitscammed with the money, why'd you let keep buyng in?
Got to. This crypto, man.

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best post on biz today

SEC COMIN'

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the wire s1

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kek

great thread solid 9/10

The most terrifying asexual person ever

My favorite TV moment ever. Good thread. If you havent seen the Wire, off yourself.

>and this right here is Mt Gox, this nigga just straight up steals your shit whenever your gains return

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checked and underrated

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just got this well done

WHERE"S THE WALLETS STRING? WHERES THE WALLETS

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lol a+ thread user

>Holy shit ranjeet, the shilling thread worked! Quick, sell your bags and let’s fucking go before the whales start dumping on us!

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underrated

bump for your thread user, good shit

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seen it on here a few times now.....

haha now this is good

needs a monero-gold photoshop over the radiator LOL

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Bravo user.

good fucking bred

god tier post

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This scene is so fucking cringe in retrospect

Fag deserved to die since day 1

K this is good. 9/10. Bear market brings good threads

*SMACKS LIPS* SO, SO YOU BE SAYIN

*Prezbo hides thread*

>Non-pertinent? How do you log that non-pertinent?

No moon talk.

>Whales use fud to hide their accumulation. And when someone does post unironically, they use Jow Forums. And when someone does use Jow Forums, he's reminded they're pajeets. All of that is valuable evidence.

Of what?

>Conspiracy.

Conspiracy?

>We're building something here detective. We're building it from scratch. All the shitposts matter.

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