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Why are you on a proxy?
what should i get for lunch today
soda pop and hamburger
i like beans
how do i tell my friend that im not that interested in his videogames without sounding rude
just be yourself
"don't mean to sound rude, but i'm not interested in your videogames"
there you have it
Tell him to "go back to //boards.4channel.org/v/"
thats way too rude
my typical breakfast consists of coffee when I wake up (at 5 AM) and then a glass of water 4 hours later
this man is castizo
not if you state beforehand that you don't mean to sound rude lad
Next time he brings it up, barf and ask if you can talk about something else
if that guy is castizo then i'm pure spanish
user that's insensitive, we're supposed to call them Mexicans
t. seething prieto
think again, darling
Implying that's your
why do you schedule your water intake? you gotta stand guard or something?
tfw I used to skip breakfast and abuse coffee at work and now I have IBS
why do you save pictures of random white men?
are you gay?
imlying that's not me
autistic thread tbqh
It's not a specific schedule per se, I just drink water after I'm done pissing the coffee out so I can stay hydrated but so I'm not running to the bathroom every 5 minutes.
just suffer through it.
can't disagree with that
Going on a date tomorrow with a girl who’s cute but seems to have no self esteem
Half of our conversation is her telling me she thinks I should just cancel the date because I won’t like her or how she’s ugly or too skinny even though she’s cute as fuck
he looks like an idiot
is her name brittany?
Make a fake account, follow her on social media with that account, go on the date with her then block her on everything and watch on the alt to see if she kills herself lole
No it’s Michelle
your relationship will turn into a disaster if she develops self esteem and realizes her worth
is she native american
you're the one who should suicide
Are you ready to be revived after your cryogenic sleep in 3019?
Is she 7 feet tall
I was asking because native americans have a tendency toward alcoholism and depression, and I know a native girl named brittany who's exactly like your michelle
When a person dies the soul goes to heaven or hell, if you bring the body back it will just be a soulless animal that acts off of its instincts, a literal zombie.
I don’t think she’s an alcoholic but she’s some kind of mix
I think she’s half Asian
NO!!! you can't just gaslight suicidal people into killing themselves, what the hell is wrong with you!?
Anybody get any pussy this month?
Also I don’t plan on dating her
I plan on fucking and not talking to her again
I haven't ever in my life
hell isn't real any descriptions of damnation are metaphorical for soul death
Isn't that an oxymoron?
won a debate against a white supremacist/racist Mexican on another thread that just got deleted
just relapsed lol
Non-Christians are inherintly anti-American, please leave
what do you mean non christian? the concept of eternal torment in hell is incompatible with god's nature
hate it when ppl try to peek at my phone
cant find a good way to join their conversation
like this is what i meant that i dont like discord servers, it feels like a group of friends just talking about their stuff and then comes a random person to ruin the mood
lads i have a girlfriend but for some reason i can't stop thinking about my highschool crush
sometimes when we're making out and having sex i sort of see my highschool crush's face instead of hers.
what's wrong with me? what should i do?
if you don't defend your own, who else will?
same except i don't have pictures of children on my phone, err, i do have pic related, sorry about that
No one and that's a good thing
I only defend the weak. If my own can't defend themselves, then they aren't fit to survive.
this is why you don’t join shitty discords
leave the discord it's shit
weak & handicapped*
Is that lady wearing a trash bag? Also for the discord stuff just bee yourself, pretend you're speaking with anons on Jow Forums like you are now. Remember that everyone on that server were strangers at some point too.
oops i forgot i'm in the least adequate place to ask this
how old are you?
STILL thinks about high school crush
what sort of fucking oneitis is this
watching powerpuff girls, remembering how good it was
she's my friend too and i see her everywhere on social media so it's not your typcal case of oneitis
How do I tell my boss that I don't want to work these extra shifts that she scheduled me? I didn't ask for them and I didn't check my schedule until now cause I've been busy with exams. Now it feels too late to bring it up. I could work but I want to take these couple of weeks light and rest, not go work full time again.
I rewatched a couple billy and mandy episodes on youtube the other day, some of them weren't that great but the one where grim and dracula get stuck in the middle of the desert is still every bit as funny as it was back then
then what server should i join
pretend you're speaking with anons on Jow Forums
literally just tell her you've got to study for exams
Now it feels too late to bring it up
it might be awkward but if you gotta do it then you gotta do it
disnt watch that one that much, didnt had cable T_T
not stealing your neighbor's cable
never gonna make it lad
You can tell your supervisor that you have exams. If you have a chill supervisor, maybe he can shift around the schedule. If hes not, guess youre shit out of luck
dracula scrape and lick
Wish blizzard would just announce the wow classic release date already
Are you a neet, /cum/?
discord is all around bad just dn't use it
no in fact I'm at work right now
not for long
im done exams though and she knows this I just don't want to work 4 shifts I want my usual two
Don’t have yellow fever but I’ve only been going out with Asian girls for the last month and the longest “relationship” I’ve had with a girl is my Asian FWB
I hate myself and want to die.
yes, but i hope that changes soon
i've a weird sense of confidence
i think i'm good looking but i'm terribly anxious
ed, edd, 'n eddy is the thinking man's choice
Same lad. We look good but we’re still spergs on the inside.
well I think you're wonderful.
using a retarded kid for comedic relief
it is good to die
the only thing i can do conversationally is inform you about warcraft and ck2 facts
and nobody likes a fact-spewing autistic
Oh, holy mother, what of sort of magic be this? youtube.com
also listening to this youtube.com
just walked to my new church to help prepare for the easter egg hunt and nerves got the best of me right outside the door
Eating pussy is gros
that in french right?
it's between the legs
Eating pussy is heavenly
same except *know and my confidence:anxiety fluctuates wildly unless i'm drinking or something
Only if she had bad hygiene.
this. my gf's pussy tastes like aloe vera so it's not disgusting to me. not sure about other girls
am i black?
i think im black
pic of my black skin
aloe up the cooter
never heard of this
that's a nasty looking mole
the food that I got fell to the ground
do male chefs shave their hands or arms?
at first i thought that was her body wash soap or something but apparently that's her natural taste. i was told pussy had a salty/fishy taste so i never expected this
oh hell no
get the fuck out of here before i woop yo ass
almost certainly not benign
madafaka nigga bitch
oh, neat. yeah it varies quite a bit.
who else here /hungry/?
just downed a big bowl of soup
wish i had pizza rn ngl
why do people reply to roll posts?
already forced myself to eat a bit ago
mexipoors too poor to afford food
no, my stomach hurts and the idea of eating food makes me want to vom
Ate some gnocchi at the school cafeteria since that's what they had for lunch
who's got a good roll chart saved?
sounds like fun
friends make me watch konosuba
it's everything I assumed it would be and more
implying i can't eat pizza because i can't afford it
here's one I made for /ww/
yellow fever ppl are cringy
hmmm, don't know who any of those are but rollan for 5, digits, 9, or 7
want to make a roll chart now
I could NOT live anywhere with a large number of tourists
voy a explotar
i can live with this
Should I start going to the gym?
I'm going to stop calling myself Hispanic/Latino/Mexican
I am an immigrant
i had breakfast at like 9 am
so im still good
make a thread about russia
janny deleted it
make a thread mocking the janny
gets one reply
it's a russian poster
BASED janny replied to my thread before deletin it
I could NOT live anywhere with small amount of Asian men
can't argue with you, crystal ball
am i black?
i think im black
they're mostly fine and barely exist except when you're trying to move rapidly and efficiently as possible through a tourist pedestrian area (why are you even there?) or, at a train station.
i said AM I BLACK NIGGA baka
pic related my black arm
are mexicans white?
Am I truly am East Asian man?
how do I make my nipples stop itching when I wear clothes like wool or linen
how do i make them stp being so sensitive?
do it, please. not enough activities in this daycare.
fucking white crystal meth ball keeping us brothers down
full of lies n shiet
ask again, honey
tape 'em up desu
can all these new mexicans fuck off
I am a citizen of the world
tranny attention whore mad his attention is being stolen
am i a cool poster?
been here since /cum/ was created. you fuck off
THIS STUPID BALL CAN GO TO HELL
i dropped my monster condom
for my magnum dong
will I do lewd stuff with s girl this month
are trans female better than cis females?
that makes it sound like you're ashamed and want to pass for med or something
very hungry rn, frens
Do you like Asian guys?
lads, lads, lads
tf is that about
Gonna make myself some Southern iced tea
fat girl is wearing one of those short shirts that show stomach/belly button
ABG invited me to get sushi
when are we getting suicide booths
Not the insanely sweet stuff
I just put a little honey and some lemon in it then pour it over ice
fat neighbor was wearing the same while waiting by the passenger door, looking at her reflection in the window as she ate something hotpocket-y with one hand and ran her fingers through her hair with the other. she wasn't aware i could see her at first but then i made a noise, she looked, and kept right on going.
how do I get used to sleeping in the heat? I just don't seem to sweat and I'm thirsty all the time
also what are the best pants for hot weather
Stop sleeping fully clothed your freak
that's good. sounds like normal iced tea though.
Sleep naked and wear shorts simple as
When it's hot I wear shorts and try to drink 70+ oz of water daily
I sweat a lot though
sleep with a fan on you but be prepared to wake up with a dry as fuck throat from time.
dry throat is the primary cause of fan-related sleeping deaths.
do I have the biggest dong in /cum/?
I knew it
I am moving to a foreign country where I'd look ridiculous in shorts unfortunately.
and for now I need to get used to sleeping in the low 80's and high 70's, most likely without a fan
what country, and what for? what kind of shitty country doesn't have fans? idgi
country in the tropics and I'm going to be camping for extended periods of time
better learn how to sweat
try to browse Jow Forums at work
entire catalog is nsfw
Toil remains slavery
lie back and think of all the consumer goods you will be able to purchase
there are people born in 2000 in my college class
it's weird meeting people who didn't grow up on warcraft 3 and diablo 2
why are you in college, boomer?
i wish i could be a normie.
just 1 more class
Some of my college classes have had literal boomers in them
fear my doubles
normoids are uninteresting sheep
You are here, and this is objectively the most normalfag general on the entire site, so
can i has cheezburger?
not /mu/, /b/, and /soc/
i picked up two hitchhikers and their dog yesterday and the guy asks ME if I have any weed.
whatever happened to gas, grass, or ass?
board = general thread
but we have a mexican tranny.
have are more valuable to society than i am.
then go be valuable and do some job no one wants to do. highly doubt many of them require being a normie.
what should i have for lunch???
too afraid to look at my bank balance
Burger and fries with chocolate malt shake.
mine's at -23 atm
get a job son
jobs are for boomers
shrimp summer rolls sound pretty good
school is for fools
Why didn't anyone tell me Aaron Schock was gay?
i don't even know wtf that is
pepperoni pizza? mac and cheese? chiggen nuggers?
In some Asia they fry cockroaches and eats dogs.
should i get wendys or taco bellé
look honey! it's even got your favorite on it...
If I had monies I'd probably get chipotle for lunch but I think they changed their recipe their burritos don't see as big as they used to be
Wendys 4 for 4 is the way to go
Looks like another fine day for grilling up some hot dogs hey sport!
Heard you had some problems with your bank account sonny? Why don't you just get a job you know I got my first job at 13. It was a warm spring day just like this, perfect day for grilling, hey ketchup or mustard boy? Anyways sally was out in her summer dress and I was just around that age where haha anyways I walked right up to the manager, looked em in the eye and said, gimme a job sir. And he hired me right on the spot, easy as that.
The Division 2 isn't very fun.
Imagine a typical Asian day. In the morning - fried cockroaches, noon - rice with soy sauce, evening - doggy.
2 of 4 must be small fries and small drink
And yet my normie friend has put hundreds of hours into it with his clan
No offense Ivan, but Asian food is leagues better than Eastern European food, and I say this as someone who loves the cuisine of both countries.
mustard, dad, for the billionth FREAKING time
Where's the ketchup?
dad's got it
t. Tian Vu Wong
ask him to squirt some on
on yours? sure
*looks at you slightly funny for a split second*
DAD, maybesven wants ketchup!
This is how I pronounce it
why do boomers love grilling so much.
i don't know a single dude my age who is into grilling
like "moe ham it"? pretty good.
Who would win?
don't forget the relish
It's a great way to spend time outside and do something productive
Just saw a WMHF couple
should i go get something to eat?
because they're all soy-addled zoomers who can unironically floss.
grilling still works on grills, just so you know
not a problem
I’m a zoomer who consumes soy products and I love grilling AMA
can you floss
you ever tried bofa?
bofa deez nuts!
is the girl from guadalajara here?
Communism will win tbqhwyf
Most millennials and zoomers can’t afford houses (ie backyards), which is a prerequisite to grilling
3 and 6 are the superior options
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