/brit/

it's all for naught anyway... well it's for enjoyment of life, which will end in a short while anyway

FUCK

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My patron saintfu UwU

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Anyone really hate Britain and not a paki or nig?

Enough makeup to fortify a castle.

FAKE. Has to be fake

Hope that backshot for yer instagram was worth it ya daft cow

that's too viscous to be magma

yeah me

...

CUTE

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You fucking hog

Had a nice chat with the Lancashire grandma this evening. She said she was disappointed in me for moving to London and that I should consider finding a job in Liverpool or Manchester

No wonder we're so close to disproving God. With minds like this, who can stand in /brit/'s way?

How could you possibly dislike the French

>Man shitty

Yeah, I banter

Be a good role model
Accept all people regardless of differences in beliefs
Nut over your skanky mum on a regular basis
Tell the police about your browsing history
Entertain the idea of world domination, someday
Regulate my sugar intake to prevent type 2 diabetes

Did you tell her to bugger off and mind her own business?

Is that that Jazz girl /tv/ always used to post about?

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Yo FUCK the Lancashire grandma eeee by gum

- Yorkshire grandma

I am the underground man

*walks all over you*

was about to say something rude to you but decided against it :)

I DONT WANT TO BE FAT ANYMORE BUT IM SO HUNGRY

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Based and YORKSHApilled.

could really use one of these

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this is the best football match I've seen this year, fuck me

No, my grandad died a few months ago and she's still a bit depressed and lonely, so I promised that I'd be nice to her

I asked her if I should move to Sheffield and she said "Yes, that's good enough", so I think she hates London far far more than Yorkshire desu

You a mole then?

you could you a jog you fat prick

easy to see how people become alcoholics

Another day in the country /brit/

Where my shropshire boys at

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>referee Cüneyt Çakir.

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youtu.be/zt2e_WPvD5Y

>Regulation
That's a girl's wet pussy behaviour. I don't regulate anything. I cross the road without looking, even. I live on the fly, second by second. If I die, it was God's will.

When you put too much thought into being careful is when you end up split in half by some dizzy bint texting and driving and smashing you the fuck into a lamppost and then the rozzers turn up at your mum's doorstep and tell her you were killed like some unfortunate dickhead in some 'tragic' accident. You see those kind of dickheads in the paper and stuff, the people that die by slipping in the shower and so on. Nature hates pussies like you and squats you out like flies, and rightly so I might add.

If you die, you're a pussy, basically

Best football match ever was Scotland vs Brazil at the World Cup in 1998 because I was there

has the oil conglomerate and illegitimate football team won

Poor darling

Take good care of her

loved that little "I dunno lol" gesture he gave after examining the VAR for 2 minutes

Its not that hard, just drinking consistently for like 5 days starts the process even if its only 1 pint a night

absolute cracker tbf

blog on you dickhead

Sittin on the loo
Doin a poo
Thinkin bout you

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eating one of these

peng would be an understatement

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Haha yeah good philosophy. I've drunk two bottles of wine today, fuck caution

Swats*

you being under 15st would be an understatement

Wasn't born in '98.

We live in a society

Came into this bleak and Grim world in this year
The world has been shite ever since

would you say it's the holy mother of peng? or would that be too far, especially on this holy week?

Vaping CBD helps me relax

I like to mix it with nicotine

I don't drink or do drugs because it's a filter on reality
No filters please

you PROMISED you wouldn't bring up my scat porn browsing history with the LADS

For me personally it's Magnums, love the vanilla ones with white chocolate especially.

Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia Jeremy, welcome to the real world.

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Wow what's this lads?

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the thought of the american revolution sends the englishman into a fit of violent rage

Manchester City does not represent the city of Manchester in the slightest, nor does Manchester United. All real Mancunian football fans support FC United

Ahhh yes the so-called fatalist. I have long awaited our correspondence.

Thinking of trying those CBD supplements from holland and barratt lads

Well just take a look at what has happened since

the thought of eating a salad sends the american into a fit of violent rage

Must be rough being an Englishman in a Yanks world.

Get a vape pussy

*crosses arms*
hell yeah brother

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lol as a non-manlet that exercises plenty I can eat 3100kcal and not gain weight (13st)

I'd say that would be apt

do like the almond one, but they're a bit big and a bit sweet if you ask me

>vaping
No thanks I'm straight ta

*vapes your path*

Women belong in cages

It's not even taught in schools mate, the average brit knows fuck all about it.

On my phone high on speed while my friend is working on his ktm

Love being young

Mental how no one really care about the plight of man.
But modern made up plight of the woman gets so much attention based on ideological reasons.
Absolutely MENTAL

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Looks like an offensive symbol of Palestinian oppression to me, ought to be banned.

What would you do if you met a lovely wife-tier gf but then found out that she works for (((Goldman Sachs)))?

Vaping is the most efficient and based way of consuming nicotine. It has virtually no downsides. I too was once a pack a day smoker, now I have seen the light. Vaping is the future. With vaping you get the nootropic effects of nicotine without the nasty side effects of tobacco.

please have sex

>not eating 3800 calories a day
hello twink

Snus 4 life

it's not taught in schools because it would hurt your national pride to realize a bunch of colonists BTFO the biggest empire in the world twice in a row

I have the fury of my own momentum, lads.

99% of human history has been about men, we just happen to have been born in unfortunate times

when will a brave leader come forward and do what is necessary and begin the arrestation of all women?

Arrest all women
You belong in a cage

>he says in english

>when will a brave leader come forward and do what is necessary and begin the arrestation of all women?
Fine, I step forward.

>99% of human history has been about men
Mostly just the fighting and dying.

grow up

Nah, not a fatalist because fatalism is more ultimate loser living and accepting defeat, fatalists give up before even trying because well they're pussy. Determinism isn't the same as fatalism, lad. Wouldn't even say I'm that either, these are just words, but if fate is a synonym for determinism then maybe so roughly speaking