Your cunt

>your cunt
>do you own a fleshlight?

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yes, thanks for reminding me
is she at home right now?

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no

I have an onahole.

I stole my dads and my parents found out. I still kept using it after that.

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No I'm too afraid of getting one in person or ordering online

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No, I don't have one, but I would like to know if this shit feels good in the dick.

I consider my wife a sentient fleshlight.

I don't think you're supposed to jam it up your urethra

I don't have one but I'm interested in getting one to try how it feels, I'm too shy though so it'll probably end in nothing

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Post feet, m'lady.

feels good much better than fapping and the orgasm feels more intense afterwards, would recommend

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Fuck english.

Yes I bought one last week and Its pretty good.

Will try to work up the courage to buy one, thanks user

No, my phimotic dick wouldn't work any better with a fleshlight than it would with a real vagina.

I guess I’m too conservative to ever buy a sex-toy. Politically pretty liberal thoughy.

does it feel like a real vagina? i'm thinking about buying a fleshlight

I got something better.

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The people who use fleshlights don't know what a real vagina feels like.

No. I don’t care about sex stuff desu

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>memeflags outside of Jow Forums

Fuck heterofags

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Why are you afraid of ordering online? I even got a cute ありがとう and some candy from where I ordered it.

Because my parents check my mail.

Just get a gf lol

I did. Broke it sometimes ago when I tried to disinfect it by boiling.

I really should stop asking the obvious questions. The service is really quite cute and I probably never had a bigger smile on my face after a order before. Too bad I never use it as often as I'd like since it's a pain in the ass to clean.

Yeah I mean it's pretty obvious that's the reason if someone doesn't want to order online.
Also why are some of them so small? I saw some that are 12-14cm.

>Yeah I mean it's pretty obvious that's the reason if someone doesn't want to order online.

I don't know if this is a language barrier, but there's no reason to seem like an asshole about it. With that said it should be fine to find one that fits as long as you don't have a dick over 8+ inches or so. It still feels good even if it doesn't reach the base.

a lot of people ordering them have small dicks

I'm sorry I didn't phrase myself properly.

No.
I have dildos.

It's completely fine, you cute bastard.

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>Also why are some of them so small
This was made for incels with small dick so they know what pussy feel like. Chads with big dick don't need it because they're swimming in pussies already.