/smg/ Stock market general

/smg/ Stock market general
Bart edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
>robinhood.com
>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service
Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
>interactivebrokers.com
TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
>tdameritrade.com
Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>degiro.eu

Educational sites:
>investopedia.com/
>khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
>tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
>nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
>money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
>cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
>biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
>earningswhispers.com/calendar
Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
>biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
>stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
>investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures
CNBC Live:
>livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
>livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
>livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
>youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
>youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:

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first for women CEO > men CEO

Second for men always coming behind women and fixing what they break

second for Mommy CEO gf

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first for men cumming inside of women's behinds

Anyone else getting bad vibes in this market? Too much tension and euphoria right now

yep. Crash coming

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>me as the CEO of RKG-Hedge-Fund

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This has been said since I started getting into investing in 2013. People are always looking for the next Great Recession

I should've broke up with my girlfriend awhile ago

woke up to this from some girl thats been wanting my dick for awhile

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;)

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fuck off with your retarded tripfagging and incessant blogposting

It goes in ten year cycles.
>1987
>1999
>2008

mfm? u gay bro

Well I see I shouldn't have bothered to make a thread since apparently only pic related posts here

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"I was thinking we could bring Jamal?"

girls are kinky. If they know you will be kinky with them and let them be kinky.. girls are kinky as fuck. aka slutty

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>planes is the girl in the mfm

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Holy shit what does this have to do with investing at all fuck off

i asked because a couple years ago she wanted me to bang her out, cum in her, and have some guy eat the cum out of her. He was going to pay us to do it.

Finally, a based user who is willing to hold a tripfag at gunpoint and unload bullets into its skull until the chamber turns hot red and melts. Thank you for being based.

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well i figured since we are talking about females in here today.. like literrally the first post itt is about women or else i probably wouldn't of posted it..

>women CEO a meme tangibly related to investing
>that means I can seek validation from online neckbeards by larping about my made up life

What the fuck does a female CEO have to do with your sex fantasies?!

Is AMD stock price awaiting a correction for tomorrow? How is it gonna go?

idk man.. who cares.. you can ignore the post or you can keep talking about it.

Just figured while we are on the subject of women i'd just post my early morning convo.. again.. you can just ignore it if you'd like.. sheesh

He's like that fucking faggot Jason Blaha. If you ignore him, he'll keep trying to get the attention of Anons. If you don't hold back and insult him with extreme prejudice, Anons will also join you in bullying the tripfag and it will fuck off.

>Anons will also join you in bullying the tripfag and it will fuck off.
>the tripfag and it will fuck off.
>the tripfag will fuck off
>tripfag will fuck off

i'm not one to just fuck off m8

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the US' water infrastructure is crumbling and needs to be replaced, and africa is in dire need of water infrastructure
water is vital for survival, agriculture, and sanitation, and is used in a variety of industries, such as the refinement of petroleum and the production of chemicals and paper
investing in water is making a long term bet on a limited commodity that's becoming increasingly scarce and is literally the backbone of human civilization

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If repeating digits the big one happens before the end of the year.

Safe again

you realize clouds, the things literally floating around EVERYWHERE am made of water... right?

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>africa is in dire need of water
why? for the cotton fields? i thought cotton doesn't take much water.

That was a close one

if this is your thesis, you should have invested in CAT 3 years ago desu

>t Michael Burry

you can't drink a cloud
checkmate

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aren't most water companies private? i looked up water utilities and it seems there isn't many public ones... how would we go about investing in water infrastructure? OTCmarkets?

you don't need water when you have gold checkm8

There are plenty of ETFs around.

So is the crash coming tomorrow?

WHO HERE
>HMNY
>ALT
>FB
Because I want to kill myself

i'm not a big fan of ETFs i like to look into a companies filings as an indvidual.. got any good water ETFs or utilties ETFs to look into?

would think a utilities ETF and WM would be a good recession proof portfolio

Where’s Bagholder’s delicious tears at on AMZN?

Dude do not fucking post shit like this on here. Do you realize some of us have never even held hands with a woman before?

We get it, you have sex.

Some of us are going to die alone and we don't need to be reminded of this.

there are plenty of publicly traded individual companies and water ETFs out there

individual stocks: AWK, CWT, XYL
etfs: PHO, CWG

pipe companies can just pump water after oil dries up

CGW*

>biggest market cap loss ever, beating what happened during the 2000 tech bubble and the subprime crisis

This is madness [spoiler]is this the premises of a pattern we know too much of?[/spoiler]

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I bought some HMNY today at 7.31 trying to catch the tail end of bearish sentiment could be terribly wrong tho so i'm prepared to exit tomorrow.

>Some of us are going to die alone
you really don't have to though. Go out and live. do what you want to do. You will find someone that loves the same things as you. Doesn't matter how broke or how ugly you might be, there is always someone out there for someone but you won't find that by sitting alone at home.

:3

well maybe you cant but...

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>TFW no CEO gf.
>TFW the closest you came was a lobbiest.
>TFW you were just one of her 5 boyfriends.
>TFW the next closest was a fucking jewish american princess who couldn't fucking money at all.

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sorry bruv

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Last thread he said it was time to take some pills. You'd think he would know never to bet with the media.

probably not conscious

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why are you guys giving him a hard time? even after a big loss he probably still has a bigger portfolio than both of you guys put together and is a good trader and will make up for that loss fairly quickly id imagine.

Isn't he $300000 in debt with $500000 in the market or was that a different name fag?

because schadenfreude is delicious, and hes been talking shit about anyone who wasnt shorting AMZN for at least a week now, every single thread

>a hard time?
how new are you? where do you think we are?

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>how new are you? where do you think we are?
i just migrated here last week from reddit. I heard you guys are assholes but i didn't think it was this bad.

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I’m plus $400K with no debt other than a home (that actually has 60k in equity). Namefags are predictable though

>Namefags are predictable though
so are larping anons

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Kys faggot, no one cares about your shitty life

>things that never happened

>mfw read this as cummy in womens brains

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Here’s just my Divs portfolio, from yesterday. It’s up to 101.5K today. I have 250k in mutual funds and Roth IRA and 50k in my work 401k. Stay mad namefag

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The sensible ones already had this work and are being quiet to avoid stirring the pot. Now only the desperate attention whores are left and the only way to stop it is quit feeding them. I'd delete the thread if it wasn't too late

You can't DP a chick with only one dick user.

>Stay mad namefag
i have more than you though comparing to what you posted here not sure why i would be mad?

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A 2nd Chick with a strap on

It'll probably stagnate and trade in a range of plus or minus 3% for a few days.

>cant handle the bants

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thoughts on buying ge?

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Who here /JUST'dbeyondbelief/ by INTC?

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Why are you using a trip? No one cares who you are

look into AWK, those fuckers know how to make money. every time spy is tanking, awk is there climbing. love it.

If by buying you mean puts then yes

>Zuckerberg has defied us
>Show him the meaning of pain

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>-5.66% AH
JUST

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>4.8% of CEO's are female.
>The stats run on an average of women against an average of the remaining 95.2% that are male.
>The megacaps built by men hire women to appeal to SJW's and as PR moves
>Dan the contruction worker who built is own business has much lower profit margins
>Wamyn built nothing and simply had to put the plane on autopilot
You read a news article that said wamyn r bettr and since it agreed with your existing ideas you blindly accepted it as abject fact.

Do you even look at companies first? They fucked up their last chip bad.

Do you like the Big 5 memes here? They make me chuckle every time someone posts them.

>mid-teens

They see the big shiny sticker on the front of their cum covered 95 Dos Gateway and believe it's a good company.

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that works too
i can demonstrate either one to you some time, if you show me how you make your happy penis technical analysis graphs

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how do i make 500k like that guy on reddit made today?

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How nervous should I be about corporate debt refinancing?

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bet 4k on 21 on the wheel.

wheel?

I've been holding since early Feb, so still green overall.

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Buy amazon puts and cross your fingers.

Roulette.

You holding? If so sell otm covered calls at open for sweet iv laden premiums

>How nervous should I be about corporate debt refinancing?
answer:
idk all this corporate debt shit has me worried. now that the free money glitch is gone, i fear a lot of big companies w hi debt are gonna have a tough time keeping things running

risk gives reward

what if i lose my money?
>degenerate gambler detected

adjust that for inflation and then we can talk

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also, where did you find this picture? is there an article?