Culture Pals /cp/ general

"Welcome to Dubai I hope u like" edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

>Sign up at:
interpals.net/

>Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

>Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
>qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

>Script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

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What are some phone games you can play with randoms, potential foreign girls, like Words with Friends, etc.

I played geo guesser but it's boring

i've been playing uno by myself with randoms like an autist
kek

How to become a based milf hunter? I'm talking to a 31 year old Russian right now but that's not really milf.

We keep shitting on Thais but holy fuck how is this one 50?
/marisa123455

Posting here because I used to post a lot here back in the day and I think this is the only place it fits

>meet a girl on okcupid, really attractive and a lot of same interests
>bad texter, but decide to give her the benefit of the doubt and talk to her on the phone
>talk and immediately hit it off, I ask if she's down for a date the next weekend and she says yes
>first date goes well, we make plans for a second one and she gives me a tight hug before I leave
>second date is great, we have a blast and she compliments me on my choice of date. we hold hands and kiss
>she gets a job, working long hours and its her first time really working but I'm really happy for her
>third date goes really well
>on the way back, she says she's nervous about her new job and wants to put dating off for two weeks to see how the new schedule is
>upset by this, but respect her decision
>keep in contact, talk to her 2 weeks later
>says she wants to break it off for now, but she still wants to hang out when possible because she said she enjoyed spending time with me the most out of anyone she was talking to but that she doesn't have the time or energy for dating right
>we still chat regurlarly but she's busy for the next 2 weeks and can't hang out

I thought I had finally made it lads, only to be beaten so close to the finish line. I was going to ask if she wanted to go steady that date too. I don't think I'm getting cucked (and I'm usually very paranoid about that due to getting cheated on a lot in the past), and I think she's being honest but it just fucking sucks guys. I'm tired of being lonely.

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More like ded as fuck edition

Bumperito

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Cuck

tfw no gf

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wew its really ded in here the last 2 days

Find a very good distraction.
Idk if you have a job but having one that makes you super tired will almost not make you think of qts.
If you have one, get another job for maximum zero time for qt feels.

>qt sends me a voice message
>I think she might be literally autistic

Maybe just shit English and get nervous because of that while recording

How do you guys tell a girl to fuck off?
She messages me everyday

"Fuck off, stop messaging me everyday"

In a polite manner.

every time the person sends a message say that you're going to do something.
a.) shower
b.) meet frens
c.) talking to family or something/ working
these don't need to be true.
you can stay online, they will see it and get a hint you don't want to talk.
You can also mute the notification for a specific contact.

I remember a few years back I told a girl I didn't really want to talk to her or something to that effect. I feel bad about it now, she was genuinely a sweet and nice girl.

How the FUCK does anyone even find somebody interesting enough to strike up a convo with, let alone maintain a conversation with?

"Fuck off, stop messaging me everyday please"

She keeps telling me how cute and amazing I am and that I need to go out and date more.
She's 15 years older than me, married with kids.

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Actual interesting girls are rare on interpals and are difficult to find

Funnily enough I ditched a 9/10 for a 7/10 because the 7/10 was more interesting.At least the 9/10 had good nudes but waifu is 7/10

Your waifu is a 3 at best

How do you know?
This is her

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Because I'm a knower

its very hard, it can start interesting but fizzle out over time. thats what happened with one of my longer lasting qts.

Maybe she's right and you should go out and date more.

now she's saying she thinks most women like me, and her husband doesn't love her

>deletes her IP account
>remakes it about a month or two later
why? she keeps doing this too

>why? she keeps doing this too
trying to see if the ride would end but it doesn't

Meet her, she will be very nice with you.

She's several thousands of miles away.

Now she's telling me her husband banged another woman a few years ago. She was really upset at the time, but now she's okay.
I don't really care about that, but how do I get her to send nudes?

Make her think that you willing to meet her, but don't do this, user. She don't deserve this.

People are retarded

Why are all the girls on Interpals such basic bitches? Not only that, but half of them can't even speak English well enough to hold a conversation.

>i love passport stamps
>im gonna get my nips pierced
>lets go on an adventure

>but how do I get her to send nudes?
i think you're getting very close to that.
she'll tell you more sad stories that you obviously don't care about.
if you're patient enough,
she'd probably feel insecure, send noodles, and want your validation after knowing husband sad story no.158

i'd say it's devilish but, it's a dog eat dog world.

>dog eat dog world
I thought it was doggy dog world

>it was doggy dog world
it will never be like that in China.

>I thought it was doggy dog world
I can't tell if you're Ricky from Trailer Park Boys or just genuinely retarded

Bit racist

FUCK i want to beat up randy

Woah mustard is a racist?

she put bikini pics on instagram

can't help it, China keeps threatening fishermen here and stealing giant clams.

Oh peng

>it's another "white blonde young european girl who tells you nobody thinks she's pretty enough for them" episode
What are the odds she's not being swarmed with hundreds of thirsty 3rd world men wishing to suck on her poo, but just doesn't consider their compliments as worthy of even mentioning?

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What she means is that she doesn't get attention from cute guys IRL

That makes sense, I guess I can see that since she lives in Stacyland

QuizUp desu
Used to be fucking great but it kinda got ruined by all the advertising and microtransaction garbage
You still get to play against random qts with flags tho

Based. Me and 4 pals used to play that for a while

my hair is thinning

looks pretty good can you play this alone? :')

Is there even anything to do in Dubai?

yeah you can just send a challenge and you'll play some random

Use different shampoo

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does he not have Roadside Assistance on his insurance?

KOT

Did anyone else get their profile views reset?

No

Yes

don't smoke, user. its not good for you

>girl copying my text mannerisms

fuck off only i can do it

She must really like you

Don't talk with me before I've had my coffee

Yeah it went back to 3 earlier and I got confused

I must secure a future for white people

But you’re not white.

But I can still secure it right?

>I thought it was doggy dog world

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Maybe. If you get rid of blacks and Arabs

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>I thought it was doggy dog world

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How to Japanese gf?

Kys

>see qt/Chad
>puts cat as interest
>write usual gril bait stuff (openminded, harry potter, etc)

I suspect it's a pal with a fake account checking how many messages and views Chads receive.

Cunt?

Is Harry Potter really girl bait?

Harry Potter is pretty much a sign of autism in women so it's bait to some of them.

So do I just send dick picks or wha?

yes. If you don't send a dick pic in the first 3 days, you're an incel.

God I want a mentally damaged qt

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Damn luso is a chad

what country has the best mentally damaged qts ?

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I would think France or England, but they also have nigruhs.

You really don't it's exhausting.

What the fuck

It's only exhausting if you care for them. I've been told by a plethora of women that I'm a heartless bastard so I think i'll be fine.

I would have assumed it would be eastern euro countries but sure I'll give France a go. But not a fan of the chavs

Hot ain't it ?

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The fuck is wrong with you?

>ask qt if she'd want to meet up when I go there
>She says yes and seems really excited
>Few days after that, mention something about it again
>She doesn't comment on it
>Fast forward a month or so till now
>Talking about drinking
>Say it'd be fun to get drinks together
>She doesn't acknowledge it and just asks me for beer recommendations
Why. The only thing I'll give, is that every mention of it past the first one was thrown in at the end of a longer text, it wasn't the main point of the discussions, but still

Funny convo... I believe this girls isn’t actually 12 because of her big boobs.

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Eastern Europe

Thats à lot of writing

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

I was like that when I was 12, weird and random, also I got breasts when I was 8 years old

Please give me (You)s