Abraham Lincoln was 6’4

>Abraham Lincoln was 6’4

Was he the chad president?

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yes, and luckily there were no audio recordings of him, because his voice was always describes and being uncharacteristically high

He was a dictator and vicious tyrant who unionized the US against the founders wishes and murder 750,000,000 future white children. He was a failure, a bastard, and a mutt with a growth disorder. He talked like Ben Shapiro and was so hated that he wasn't even included on the ballot in South Carolina.

Eh, gives him more character. Apparently it went well in speeches.

*squeak*We must destroy the South*squeak*

Why?

*squeak* because they voted to leave us!! *squeak*

Isn't that undemocratic?

*squeak* Arrest this man!*squeak**squeak*

No, he was a lanklet. Now 6'4 is just tall, but he was too tall at the time.

I’m surprised he needed a horse. He could of walked to Gettysburg in like 5 steps.

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cry harder cleatus

he had a growth hormone condition that gave him emphasized facial features and made him a massive lanklet

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Assuming the 700,000 men who died in the war would have a total of 10 or more descendants living today. Then yes, he effectively murdered lowered the white population by 70,000,000 to 150,000,000 or even more people.

But by your own numbers that means ~445,000 yankees dead

If you multiply that by one hundred, which I assume you meant, then that's 44,500,000 dead yankees

An actual blessing

he was a gay and i bet a secret bbc lover

Why was Booth such a coward? He drowned out the shot of his pistol with the laughter of the audience only to shout out a motto against tyranny on the stage. What was the whole point.

I actually multiplied by 10 but it looks like you did aswell. Yank or not that 44,500,000 more people to help settle the west and prevent the lessen the need for Mexican labor. Regardless, putting your fellow countrymen into the meat grinder because you refuse to follow the Constitution. The Constitution never said ANYTHING about withdrawal of the Union. The idea that it was a one way agreement is actually stupid. It wasn't there were provisions in the articles of confederation for Quebec to join if so they please. It was a Union, and Unions can be broken or severed at anytime.

The issue was Fort Sumter was property of the US federal government and not Carolina's. But it was just an excuse. In all reality South Carolina payed its fair share of taxes and can call it even that it payed off any Fort that was built. The loss of Fort Sumter would not have crippled the Union, they wouldn't even have felt it. Because its a fucking Fort. It's not like Fort Knox with billions of gold inside. It was a small armory.

Debate the merits of slavery all you want, but its undeniable most slaves were in debt to their masters. Slaves were freed once they paid off this debt. You have a South whose entire economy is built off providing cheap consumer goods to New York, Paris, and London and then demanding the South destroy their means of production.
Lincoln showed his true colors after victory when he didn't allow enough time to slowly ween off of slave labor. He forced the Southerners to immidetely vanquish their property and forgave the debt of the slaves on their master's wallet.
Collapsing the southern economy, not to mention Lincoln commanded the generals to tear up all railroads from Memphis to Atlanta.

Awesome Lincoln! Ignored the constitution because of social justice.

You keep worshiping that piece of parchment as if no one is allowed to change it with or without unanimous consent.

Theyre americans so no ethnic europeans were lost.

Booth was a national hero. Lincoln wanted social justice and lawlessness, well he got it.You want to ignore the laws Lincoln?Demand other people follow the law not to murder yet he himself is responsible for 450,000 deaths? That's against the law.. So is calling to arms against a state peacefully leaving an only 100 year old agreement. An agreement which Lincoln broke when he sought to enforce slave rights despite no such thing ever passing in Congress. That's called a power grab and its illegal. Doesn't matter to the nigger loving Lincoln. Social justice > laws. Imagine if Germany invades England because you guys are peacefully leaving the union. Same thing happened 150 years ago.

>your rights are forfeit because you committed the sin of being outnumbered.

Racist POS if i ever see you i’ll beat your honky ass

No. He is well known for being super depressed and suicidal

I mean one of his children did die. He did cheer up a lot after the civil war and had a good sense of humour.

*starts war against federal government*
*loses*

This. He was also considered ugly so in a way was the first and only Jow Forums president.

He was always a sad man, even before his son's death

What about Taft? If not Jow Forums he’d at least be in the /fat/ general over in Jow Forums

lol squeaky lanklet

That was the rules set by the piece of parchment 250 years ago which all states agreed to before signing onto the Constitution. If Illinois (Lincoln's home state) didn't like the rules of the constitution they shouldn't have fucking signed it. South Carolina signed it because they were under the impression that the rules will be followed. South Carolina wouldn't have signed the constitution if there was a provision banning slavery, and Massachusetts needed South Carolina to join to defeat the British. So that's that. No American rebellion, no revolution, the British crush the yanks and we live as a crown colony. A foothold in the South and in Canada, flanked on both sides the radical North would never be able to wage such a war. Don't you see. Is South Carolina the true villains of history? Lincoln IGNORED the constitution, the entire North followed him. They banned South Carolina from leaving, and invaded and slaughtered the entire South to secure Southern resources and preserve the power of the Northern dollar. Shame a Brit like you rather stick up for the North, just because there nearby Canada. Just because they name themselves "New England." The South was neutral, not monarchists not republicans. They just wanted to secure their own destiny whether if it was as a Crown colony or an independent state.

Good things Europeans aren't white.

How much do you think it cost to pay for a boat ride across the Atlantic in 1700? A plane ticket costs 1,000 dollars from Lagos, Nigeria to Atlanta in 2019. What about a boat ride in 1700. How much do you think that cost? Especially when the people who were buying the ticket literally lived in mudhuts with no skill other than the muscles on their arms. The slaves take on a certain debt to pay for the ride over. Where they are bought and sold. Lets say a one way ticket costs 30,000 dollars. That's the debt that the slaves had to pay off before they were freed.

Southfags deserved it.

and just like in real life. If you don't pay off your debt, your debt is transferred to your children. It doesn't just disappear. That why slavery became generational. The niggers refused to work and rather dance and sing songs and smack drums around then pay off their debts. Go take 100,000 bank loan from the bank and then kill yourself. Although you can't watch what happens that debt is transferred to anyone related to you. Generation debt is legal in 2019. Should we ban that too? That's all slavery was..

This
The confederacy was an illegal nation that worked closely with Mexico. They committed such horrible atrocities as Andersonville and Cantralia. Lincoln allowed many people who conspired with such atrocities to leave to Mexico.

>and just like in real life. If you don't pay off your debt, your debt is transferred to your children. It doesn't just disappear.
Wait, Americans really do this?

alright fun's over drop the proxy dylan

I’m from Surrey, lad.

America was founded on medieval propertarian principles and never really moved on from them.

All countries do this.

there is no way a real brit would care this much about the hamburger wars and definitely no way they'd moralfag about it

Gee user I apologise for reading something other than British history, please forgive me daddy.

n-never

are southies really still seething to this day?

>Americans ITT

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Northerns are that kid who counts presents on christmas but says nothing when he gets more than everyone else. They need to respect the ability for the South to be able to decide their own destiny just like the South helped the North gain independence in the first place. It's mutual respect. Honestly I wouldn't think it a bad idea, if Northerns repeat history again, for the South to declare allegiance to the Queen or China or anyone willing to help us leave eternal damnation that is being the bitch to the North.

I’ll take that as a yes

Yes. We still remember you genociding the South over a fucking armory completly enclaved by Carolina and hundreds of miles away from New York after you guys completely ignored the Constitution. Yes.

why are you so salty, bro? you’d lose if it happened again anyways

Why are you just going to nuke us like you did Japan?

I wouldn’t say no to it

I would object to it since the South is a future African Homeland.

Wasn't George Washington tall too?

>Booth was a national hero
if anything he helped Lincoln m8, he turned him into a martyr at literally the perfect time.

Wouldn't be surprised.

>Wow! The North really dropped a Nuke again!? Who would have ever expected this!

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>uhh, Southerners are just so intolerably racist and stupid. Thank Dog I live in sophisticated Boston! *sips soy latte*

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That statue looks like review brah wtf