/brit/

Bit bent that.

Hmmm....

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not toiling today xxx

do this every other day, except i post on my laptop not my phone

im phoneposting rn been in work since 6

ejaculated in my gfs vagina last night. then we went to sleep together

today im meeting her for lunch at the harbourside in the sun.

having a gf is nice lads. you should try it.

might get this print and put it on my wall

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Where is your office?

a SHOCKING revelation!

are you doing anything fulfilling with your day mate?

Thankful mines just a regular 9-5 job, would fucking hate having to start at 6

To be honestly I'm shocked that Fred Armisen isn't a jew

i hate cunts

Fuming lads, they are saying that the Romans brought rabbits to the UK but when ceaser invaded he said that the Britons already kept rabbits

Not telling you that lad don’t want any visitors ruining my comfy phone posting day.

>that virgin freak hand

*belts out ''9 to 5'' by dolly parton*

whats the truth then

Well he wouldn't have called it Britain if they didn't have rabbits

handle first

Who’s saying the Romans brought rabbits?

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finished at 2 lad its grand

I don't know, feels awfully odd to me, unless they mean the modern rabbit, which would mean that my autistic rage is for nothing

yeah going to a stationery shop to get some stationery

Somecunt wanty phone Dolly Parton n tell her that 9 and 5 disnae make 11

Britain was connected to Europe during the last Ice Age so I reckon the rabbits were already here

common-knowledge

looks like our boy had a good birthday

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lmao too right

*shoryukens you*

The news, but i am 99% certain ceaser said that the Brittons kept rabbits and dogs as pets

next they'll be saying romans didnt bring stinging nettles here

are dolly parton's boobs real? or at least were they back in the day?

clacking

drinking down all the birthday money he got
get in

does mark just drink alone or what
shan't enoble his habit but viewing his videos and giving him adrevenue

I could have sworn I read somewhere that the Britons had rabbits, Romans’ probably just introduced a new breed or something

The rabbit was originally a native of Spain, and began to be brought into Italy in the days of Augustus. It is certain that rabbits were not natives of this island; for there are none to this day in all the north of Scotland. But hares had always been; and though they were only used for the purposes of divination, yet they were kept about the courts of the chiefs, from the delight which they took in breeding them. The idea of a hare-warren, and the model of a park, were originally derived to us from the primæval Britons.
t. 1802
we had hares not rabbits

youtu.be/4LAztew7QHI
he's a good lad

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>stinging nettles
Fucking things

I’d honestly end it if I was such a loser

Ah that makes sense, hares are basically rabbits anyway

Yeah ceaser commentaries on the Britton, but now i think its the hare

always had the strange desire to chew on the shiny pink spots on timmys chest there

doing a big ol poo

Don’t think he’s getting any money from his average 300 views or so mate

do you get pet hares?

:(

he has fish odour syndrome, must be shite, show a little sympathy

probably but its cruel i reckon. but then again so is keeping rabbits

took a fat shit as soon as i woke up but need another already

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hares are like twice as big as rabbits but I dont see why you couldn’t get one as a pet, its a dumb rodent just throw it in a cage

Might sneak out of toil to get maccies

My mate had a house rabbit, it was kinda cute but a bit weird having this rabbit pondering around the house. Shit everywhere too
My ex kept a lamb in her house for months it was a full on sheep before she moved it to a field

where is lachlan

He's got 10k views total
And a second channel revenue stream
youtube.com/channel/UCKzIwNoe9uq1o2fBzUCbsgA/videos

How much do we know about seaside Mark? Dose he work? Is this all he does?

hail to the king

he can't get a job cos of his condition

he's on bennies for a damaged back but then shows films himself going on hikes, moving heavy furniture and mowing lawns for neighbours.

who cares. disgusting, /brit/ is full of namefags

Toilberg keeps ordering burger kings to the office lately, he’s on a bit of a mad one

>His mother, schoolteacher Hildegardt (Mirabal Level), is a Venezuelan immigrant who was born in San Fernando de Apure,[9] Venezuela, and has family from San Rafael de Atamaica, Apure.[10][11] His father, Fereydun Herbert "Fred" Armisen, who worked for IBM, was born in Soltau, Lower Saxony, Germany, to a German mother and Korean-born father, Pak Yeong-In.
fascinating

me i have a house ni--
*feels a red dot appear on my forehead*
hmm better not
*everyones looking at me waiting to finish my sentence*
uh aahhh haha *starts skanking to bhangra*
hinga dinga binga!
*shimmies off stage*
*janny shoots me anyway*

he's on bennies for his TMAU and associated anxiety I think

autobio here
he wants to drink in the pub but he can't drink in the pub because of his tmau
youtube.com/watch?v=gSevTlJ_Pt4

crowned in despair

hail to the chimp

Is he autistic or something? Why film yourself constantly

hail to the queef

wew, imagine having such a runtish boss...makes toiling that little bit more demeaning

for de lads

he's very lonely i guess

might go shopping for a new chair just so as i can go whizzing round on wheely chairs for an hour or 2

he's lonely, and low IQ

So he stinks of fish all the time? What a weird disorder

he's all bloody mixed up
that's migsenation that
culturally jewish in that he has no homeland that's my opinions
(ASIO, this post is satire. Stop slowing down my ADSL2+ connection please)

any retarded man in

why didnt the nhs just proscribe him showers to fix the issue

yeah, sounds grim... i'd be on the drink too desu

NIGGER

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just saw someone being racist outside of /b/

i got a muslim banned from facebook for being racist

woss the point in the rest of Jow Forums
might go out and tell em all to fuck off

you willing to testify?

He's clearly an extravert but can't express his social side because he's terrified of insulting other people with his fish smell so he self destructs

>proscribe

There's no cure or really effective treatment desu... though they do recommend to wash frequently, avoid certain foods, and wash clothes frequently. He seems to wear the same clothes all the time and eats a lot of the 'bad' foods i.e. milk and fish a lot

howling remembering when doug said "jewberg and kikestein"

its prescribe you tards

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