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made this earlier :)
sketchtoy.com/68925240

basado

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taking my third shit since waking up half an hour ago

ngl tmi 2bh

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Sorry to invade your thread, but I just wanted to say: GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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it's p. based actually because I was terribly constipated on tuesday so I drank miralax and now I'm taking 3 days worth of shits in one morning

it's almost like the more fat are the most patriotic

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Welcome anytime, sweetheart :*

I wont have sex with a child that's insane

Succulent

I always search good in bad
I also search bad in good
Sooooooooo
I am a very good bad boy
I am a very good bad boy
I am a very good, bad, boy

Honestly would smash the female singer

when she see yo dck

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We are living in a society

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Ok so I just read this again and lost it at the the last line because of the commas.
Imagined some Swede sitting in his room and typing it out.
Idk just made me laugh the good laugh...
Life is good...

Think my housemates are having family over for Easter this weekend. Gotta find somewhere to go for the day.

i need money aaaaaaaazzzzzz

youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

Ale pls

wat

watching twitch.tv/dailynuna

why are so many girls lesbians now

because it's Cool To Be Gay now
girls are more susceptible to pressure from the media due to less autism

mental illness

what a little SLUT

creep

who would win
>costco hot dog
>costco rotisserie chicken

haven't been to costco in 20 years

costco pizza

Cars in the shop so I'm sitting around the house like a dick.
Anyone here doing anything fun and/or interesting today?

Stop begging alll the damn time

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I’m at work hahah
You should be too just walk lmao

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the posters above and below me are gay for each other

only if she's a cute trap

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what would you do if u walked in on me eating ur moms butthole

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Scream

ENOUGH!!!

good morgen

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My cat is not drinking any water and is sick with an infection. Should I give her some water orally? What else should I do? She has her antibiotics but 2 days after the vet and the rehydration there she is extremely skinny and still very sick. I do not think she can last much longer without water.

My cat is dying what else can I do to prevent her from dying

make her drink water

call the vet

i don't know how the garbage man always makes it to my apartment at exactly 7am

first stop?

He wants to suck your skinny lil penis

i measured for the first time recently and it's a solid 6 incher

he said skinny, not short

youtube.com/watch?v=lmNSS0jtu0E

it's got good girth too

look up subcutaneous fluid administration for cats
basically injecting them with water to keep them hydrated

PARDON

If you have some thin rubber hose and a funnel you can give her a little water up the butt. If she's lying on her side make her stay and use warm water.

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something to relax to this fine morning youtube.com/watch?v=fCm5lJpPZJ4

thanks for the advice on the cat I can't >> the posts

donot steal

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it's derivative

*steals it*

how does wonderboy hit so hard with tiny hands

got the giggle fits today

also a migraine

wish i could get high

Cars in the shop so I'm sitting around the house like a dick.
Anyone here doing anything fun and/or interesting today?

No, just being sedentary

working, going to the batting cage for the first time this year (if theyre open), going bowling if my friend gets home from work early enough

probably buying ootp 20 and playing that until I have to go to work

The organism works with water and food. Water is engage in a supply food to cells process, including damaged.

got a class to go to for 3 hours
then it's the weekend
i started drinking last night and bought alcohol for the weekend but i'm not feeling it anymore, feel like shit
of course my brain will flip a switch in the afternoon when i feel better, but i hope i don't drink because i don't like the feeling of high blood pressure in the mornings, it ruins my comfy time in bed...

love this account twitter.com/nocontext_fox/status/1114243240696471552

i think i have to go to the bank. my checking account is in the negatives but i still have money in the account so i'm a little worried.

you made this exact same post an hour ago

*goes to the corner and starts crying*

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good morning my friends!

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Stop yelling at me

Stop yelling at me

:'(

youtu.be/Ogj4sEwKy3M

Alri batting cage lad. Wonder how that American who was in college and doing heroin is doing nowadays

probably homeless or in college doing heroin

legs are throbbing from the run

arms are still peeling from when I went south and got sun burnt on day 1

spent probably an hour yesterday just peeling skin off my arms. somebody made a joke about it yesterday saying my skin is rejecting any amount of color and i will be pale again in no time

does it hurt?

why do boomers love calling weed "pot"? it sounds antiquated

no, it only hurt a little when it was fresh and I got burnt like 2~ weeks ago. after the first day I bought some really strong sun screen and basically bathed in it.