Yeah, this shitpost is dedicated to all the FUDders that told me I'd never amount to nothin', to all the pajeets that modded the exchanges that I was hustlin' in that called the SEC on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to afford my lambo, and all the Jow Forumstards in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'? Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh
It was all a meme I used to just hold on BTC Now XMR and LTC up in the crypto scene Getting deeper into alts Every Saturday weekend dip, all time high, new found floor I let my gains lock with a stop loss Takin profits Bittrex, Bitfinex, Mercatox Way back, when I had the red and black BAT stack With fiat to match Remember Silk Road 2?, duh-ha, duh-ha You never thought that crypto would make it this far Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I trade right Time to get paid, blow up like Alphabay Born sinner, the opposite of a winner ‘Member when I 10 times on fidget spinner Peace to Chris E, Roger V, Satoshi Jihan Wu-Tang, BCash, Blockstream I'm blowin' up like you thought I would Caught the dip, same shilling, same FUD It's all good Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, nigga
That's why I crashed your shit, you fat motherfucker
First off crash your bags and the gains you claim /Biz where we ride come equipped with memes You claim to be a trader but I cucked your sats We dump on so y boiz pajeeets fucked by scams Plus, satoshi couldn't stop me wash markets I rip CZ and tether printer some mark ass bitches We keep on comin while we fudding all yo jewels Steady barting suckers rallies on them fools, you know the rules Boy sminem go ask ask ya homie how I leave ya Cut your bull run up leave it in pieces, market deceased Winklevoss don't fuck around with real whales Quick to snatch your ETF off the streets, so fuck peace I let them normies know it's on for life So let bognadoffs ride tonight All coins murdered by bitfinex Fuck wit me and get your bags rekt
I guess we've now filled our one good post a month quota
Ayden Davis
TR3WAY THESE NIGGAS SAY THEY HEARD OF ME, I AIN'T HEARD OF YOU GET THE FUCK UP OUT MY FUCKIN' FACE, 'FORE I MURDER YOU BITCH NIGGAS ALWAYS JACKIN' BLOOD, BUT I KNOW THEY FU WHOLE SQUAD FULL OF FUCKIN' KILLERS, I'M A KILLER TOO SENDING SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, NIGGA EVERYBODY GETTIN' POP, POP, POPPED, NIGGA THE THING GO RRRAH, RRRAH, RRRAH, RRRAH, RRRAH, NIGGA WE SEND SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, NIGGA
Leo White
Really excellent job m8
Jayden Hall
This. Is. Fucking. Epic.
Josiah Wright
Fucking marvelous, user.
Wyatt Perry
Kekkk
Nicholas Cruz
Catchin' the bus to McDonald's Shortin' the BTC, longin' the HODL Went to Jow Forums to get the scoop Pajeets begging me to buy their poop A car pulls up, who can it be? A fresh Lambo rolling Satoshi He rolls down his window and he started to say It's all about making that SAT
Cause the faggots of Jow Forums are always hard You come shilling that trash, we'll pull our FUD Knowing nothing in life but to be a NEET Don't quote me, senpai, cause I ain't said shit
I don't give a fuck They done push me to the neetdom I'm all in I might post on Jow Forums any minute, did it again Now I'm in the back of the bull wagon While this normie bragging about the buttcorn he's shortin I see no justice All I see is biztard liquidatin fast That feel when no moon threads Then watch the captcha pass Just another day in the life 'Neet' Gotta step lightly cause fags tried to FUD me The catch, they don't wanna stop at the LINK threads But then they'll have a larper and pick on another token I went to the Jow Forums to post my larp gainz I get more respect from the mother-fuckin' feel man The boards and the internet shows normals and hoes They got boomer stocks and they hate us rough You better keep your mind on the coin shit And fuck trying to shill to these crooked ass normalfags The way they see it, crypto was meant to be kept down Just can't understand why we getting respect now Sergey told me they're be days like this But I'm pissed cause it stays like this And now they trying to send me off to a minimum wage Job Gimme a break How much shit can a linkie take I ain't goin' nowhere no how What you wanna throw down Better bring your guns pal
Well I'm stinkin, and I'm linkin, and I'm hodl-in But I damn near got JUST, cuz my folio kept kickin Now it's time for me to make my shilling felt So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt You never been on a ride like this befo' with a CEO who can't talk and control the memes At the same time with the chain link that I stack You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky shit to add to my collection, the smart contract symbolizes chains, take a token, but don't sell If you do, you'll have no clue on what me and my homey Steve Ellis came to do
