Edition: Culture Britannique
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Kayden Ross
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Owen Edwards
pas mal
Luis Walker
Shall vote for the Socialist Labour Party or the communists in the EU elections
Brexit means Lexit
Asher Watson
>unironically being a communist
Wyatt Wright
who is this ghastly bintoid?
Xavier Scott
Gonnae finish me noodles then I'm off for a poo
John Cooper
What do you mean the city centres of my nation have become unrecognisable hellscape of barbaric foreign cultures and their sordid broods while my own people get shafted more and more with a turbulent future looming closer everyday, I don't see race mate
Jayden Bennett
Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me.
Mason Gonzalez
Today in history:
1388 — Scotts defeat the English at the Battle of Otterburn
The best remaining record of the battle is from Jean Froissart's Chronicles in which he claims to have interviewed veterans from both sides of the battle:
>I SHALL shew you of sir Matthew Redman of England, who was on horseback to save himself, for he alone could not remedy the matter. Sir James Lindsay of Scotland was near to him and saw how sir Matthew departed, and this sir James, to win honour, followed in chase, and came so near to Matthew that he might have stricken him with his spear, if he had wanted. Then Lindsay said: “Ah, sir knight, turn; it is a
shame thus to fly. I am James of Lindsay. If ye will not turn, I shall strike you on the back with my spear.” Sir Matthew spake no word, but strake his horse with the spurs sorer than he did before. In this manner he chased him more than three miles, and at last sir Matthew Redman's horse foundered and fell under him. Then he stept forth on the earth and drew out his sword, and took courage to defend him-self; and the Scot took a little battle-axe that he carried at
his back took a little battle-axe that he carried at his back and handled it well, at which feat the Scots be well expert, and then he set at sir Matthew and he defended himself properly. Thus they tourneyed together, one with an axe and the other with a sword, a long season. Finally sir James Lindsay gave the knight
such strokes and that he yielded himself and said: “Sir James Lindsay, I yield me to you.” “Well,” quoth Lindsay, “and I receive you.” '”I am content,' quoth Redman, “so ye deal with me like a good companion. What will you now
have me do? I am your prisoner, ye
have conquered me. I would gladly go
again to Newcastle, and within fifteen days return to Scotland as your prisoner.” Then each of them took their horses and took leave each of other.
Tyler Powell
are you the spastic scotaboo history poster?
thought you were run out of town
Gabriel Morris
what part? desu they only paid 200k for it just before 2000, would be 340k today if it went up in line with inflation
Evan Wright
why does the music of phil collins always remind me of supermarkets
Jack Bailey
You eat a lot of noodles
Cameron Perry
all yanks talk like the singer from blink-182
Daniel Stewart
my libido is fucked
no matter what kind of porn i watch, straight, gay, tranny, interracial, etc. i just do not get hard or aroused
William Edwards
Michael Lopez
Sebastian Parker
would very much like to fuck hayley williams in her prime
Blake Wright
No idea, lad. Just googled "British girl drinking tea".
Brandon Adams
Tears for Fears reminds me of being put on hold on the bloody telephone
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Grayson Torres
dad's living by himself in a three bed detached he bought in 1985 for £60k and must be worth about seven times that now
THAT should be illegal
fucking boomers
Camden Wilson
B&REDpilled
John Hernandez
Landon Campbell
Love 'em I do. But I have been eating them a lot lately to be fair
Jaxon Gutierrez
Literally all sects of Christians btfo
Grayson Phillips
Xavier Miller
Telkom actually used the instrumental for about a year, lol. It's a good song, gets you quite relaxed. Very clever of them.
Jonathan Hill
Just drank a monster energy and I'm bouncing off the wall listening to Mortal Kombat theme remixes
Adrian Taylor
my parents bought somewhere for 120-odd which is now worth 240-odd
bought mine for 130-odd
fiancée's parents somehow got a mortgage in their 50s the absolute madpeople, just banking on them paying it off before they cark it
Oliver Morris
doug is a grim instectoid runt
Cooper Walker
Don't like Brexit
Levi Green
Nathan Wright
Ian Brooks
Wokh, did my gym exercises and now i feel as blood is trying to crush my head.
is it ok? Will it go away later?
Jacob Walker
John Maclean
Joshua Murphy
Gymthots are rancid
Michael Green
Which ones?
Tyler Gray
that's a brain hemorrhage lad
good bye yevgeniy
Jordan Davis
Hunter Peterson
Ian Brooks
Would be better if she just put silicon into tits.
Ayden Ramirez
Need a set of abs to cuddle up to.
Jose Cruz
I've been the fucking opposite for the past three years. Can get hard to porn just fine but when it comes to actual sex it just won't stay up. Is it because I've been having to use condoms no matter what for all this time or something else? Maybe porn has just screwed me up so much that sex doesn't do it for me anymore.
Kayden Lee
For me it's spaghetti nd olive oil and garlic and bacon shits all over any noodle don't @ me wapanese freaks
Jace Myers
fucking YIKES
ALL she needed to do was gain 5lbs by eating more. Looks completely fucked now lmaoooo
Ryan Hill
The weird thing is that this lad is better looking than most people here. Maybe not Jeff or that Irish lad with that fade, but most of the others.
Julian Hughes
Bent?
Evan Brown
nooo, i'm so young i don't want to die, why god, why?
Oliver Morgan
lmao no he fucking isn't
Jacob Reed
all women are whores except my mum
Jack Smith
All sorts lad. I had ramen at a restaurant yesterday for lunch. I'm eating curry udon th'noo.
And also the kings of instant noodles: Nissin and Indomie
None of that rubbish Korean Nong Shim shite
Xavier Perez
James Sullivan
good news lad, she is too, so you can get her for some wise price.
Kayden Parker
ffs I (You)d meself what am I like haha
Caleb Watson
>Extinction Rebellion have now formally announced they will shut down Heathrow Airport tomorrow
With this warning, I am sure the Metropolitian Police will take action beforehand!
Gabriel Diaz
This girl is a lot better than
Jaxon Baker
utter moron
and he thinks he is going to work for one of the biggest pharmaceutical companies?
Thomas Davis
*Oi*
Jeremiah Morales
for me it's an Indomie mi goreng with a fried egg on top. two packs if i'm actually hungry hehe
Aaron Rivera
Occasional reminder that nobody was ever caught or prosecuted for the Gatwick Airport drone.
Ayden Lopez
Not only is this sort of body deeply unfeminine, but to get it involves spending hundreds of hours in a fucking gym with a bunch of sweaty roided up Chads. There is literally no way a girl like this doesn't cheat.
Carson Nguyen
Are people for or against this movement? Think it's a pretty edgy thing to do gluing yourself to a train tbqh
Evan Cooper
I like nong shim what you on?
Isaac Cruz
Jaxson Clark
> 67% of British youth under the age of 18 have had sex with a person of the same sex at least once in their life.
That's a lot, what is happening there?
Jeremiah Jackson
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
Bentley Russell
Not ruling out the possibility, 2bqh, but are you generally this paranoid about other things besides women as well?
Isaiah Rogers
though in real life girls with legs like that look a bit weird.
Carson Lewis
>100% of youths under the age of 18 also responded that yes they have definitely done the sex before, just with a girl, oh you don't know her she goes to another school
Dominic Nelson
going out to protest against blair's ILLEGAL war in iraq
Isaac Wilson
Brody Hernandez
Don't like Nong Shim simple as. Noodles are shite. Broth is nothing special. The mushrooms are nice though I'll give them that.
Christopher Powell
STOP
Bentley Cruz
Shut up German scum. I can reply you but you cannot reply me.
Daniel King
tonibler was the best PM since that Jewish one
Wyatt Moore
You are now thinking about all the gfs that could have been
Sebastian Adams
Sensibly chuckled to this
Jaxson Brown
Bit late.
Matthew Collins
Logan Cook
Why do you insult Hans?
Nathan Robinson
Severely against
Gabriel Ward
>The phrase "absolute unit" is internet jargon, meaning a large, muscular person or thing.
>It is regularly used as a compliment - for example, it has been used thousands of times online to describe both a shockingly muscular kangaroo and a giant steer who each made the news in 2018.
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Levi Martin
Jesus those pant in ass, it looks not really good to be honest.
Austin Nelson
We'll get to the final week of October and Brexit will be postponed again, I guarantee it
Easton White
yeah sorry mate the roads are a nightmare some lunatics are protesting about the climate change
Christopher Myers
Shut up.
Caleb Butler
by the end of summer a second 'rendum will have been held and remain will win by 52% and the whole thing will be put to bed
screenshot this post
Parker Foster
Carter Lee
Make me puta.
Isaac Lopez
what's that, easter eggs for family members? you want me to eat you?
Easton Jones
I could easily beat you in real life in a fight, I'm sure.
Carter Perry
Kevin Rivera
Luke Nelson
hmm, looks like the sister never came round to collect hers
Landon Powell
How come all these eco warrior protesters are privileged middle-class who want everyone to act on climate change but still allow themselves to jet around the world numerous times a year?
Landon Smith
>eating chocolate
third eye calcified over
Samuel Gutierrez
How do you know this
Ethan Carter
Mmmmm cadbury eggs
Ayden Davis
mate i've already understood you like girls with huge hips, i got that. why not.
Levi Cox
Anorexia must be the biggest meme disorder
just eat your dinner you skinny cunt