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Exceedingly efficient edition

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shit edition, so i guess you're right

I'm gonna get fucked up on 420

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>hear bump in the night
>grab your big ass 50 cal
>shoot at the silhouette trying to snag your TV
>kill the thief
>and your child sleeping in the other room
>and your neighbor

>and a deer a quarter of a mile away
>dinner the next few days

oops meant for

nuclear bomb is the patrician home defense owner's weapon

>he doesn’t rush out of the house and pick off home invaders thru the windows from 1km away using a high powered bolt action with a nice optic
Many such cases. Sad!

Why don't you just join a PMC and live out your mentally ill fantasies there freak

>he doesn’t capture the home invader alive, and turn him into The Gimp down in the rape dungeon, eventually to be turned into a fine skinsuit

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Because he can only shoot at defenseless unarmed civilians. Too risky to shoot at people that are similarly armed and dangerous, like himself.

Why are Americans so?

those poor, unarmed civilians invading his home

How do i get down with the streets?

the joke is that it’s an absolutely absurd proposition, brainlet
also PMCs won’t hire you unless you’re ex-military and I’ve got better things to do than put in 10 years with the CF just to eventually shoot at niggers for some mining megacorp

if you have to ask, you'll never know
stay in school
peace

GIT SUMMA DIS BOYS

>still waiting on packages to arrive
>want to masturbate but afraid they'll arrive in the middle of it
bros

Trying to save money, but I'm dying for some long john silver or something.

hey, zando.
how are ya

come bust a nut with me
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square up bih

I only masturbate to erotic literature

i am very bored

1 hour until sims downloads
dont know what to do

same here, absolutely god tier taste

Take a chill pill

How do you guys evade bans? I'm using data right now

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Go to my ISP's website, login, click one button that says refresh ip-adress, done

all the time

>I only masturbate to erotic literature

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who has watched vox's new videos about dna tests

but user that's against the rules D:

no what did it say

cant decide what additional leagues I want enabled (if any). It slows down simulations but at the same time it makes it more realistic because you can track international FAs over time

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my abdomen hurts

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imagine imagine

Do British children's movie's also sometimes get translated into American English accent?

they're inaccurate
and so many people are taking dna tests that it won't be long before you can essentially reconstruct's someone's dna profile from relatives who have given their information

is god real?

why would they do that?

by inaccurate i meant the ancestry estimations that we usually see being posted

wasteman is my favorite british slang

I don't know maybe Americans have problems understand British movie's

Varg's brother was like 95+ Scandinavian

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i know you picture americans as barely sentient blobs of flesh who just smear shit everywhere but we can understand other english speakers

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who members

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i'm a wasteman

inaccuracy is one thing but honestly who cares if they can use your dna for things

what are they going to do, build a clone of me. he'd be useless as i am

Oh

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how do i make a friend into a gf

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do any famous ppl post on /cum/?

im alone

billie eilish

Hello /cum.
Can you tell me something about education in Stanford? How common for a foreign student to get completely free education there?

just got 50 (you)s for oc

wanna stick my dick in it

proofs

me too

Very rare. If you're unironically offered a free ride to Stanford I would love to hear one good reason not to take it.

are anti-vaxxers basically a white people phenomenon? i only heard about them in the us and europe

That explains all the soygirl music shilling
Wish she would get an underage b&

most of the people in the USA who arent vaccinated are non-whites from other countries

ez pickins

Start lifting weights.

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decent deflection but we both know that's not what he's talking about.

Unless you're some postgraduate stemfag it's a complete scam, a glorified exclusive club for the neo-aristocracy and their exotic pets. You have a civil obligation to denounce and not partake in this decadence.

what is a soygirl and what's the opposite?

ate some shwarma from a food truck today
it was aight

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going to beat the SHIT out of these robots

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I got Cersei

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I'm not offered.
And what kind of people are offered? I imagine they are future NBA superstars or winners of some international olympiads.

>from a food truck
get ready for the shits

I get food truck food like 2-3 times a week and I've been fine so far

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It's a top school not only in the US but in the world so it's most likely a mixture of really competitive kids that are actually smart and ambitious and kids from rich families

has never happened to me and it can be 5 times a week that i'm going

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Turks unironically have the best cuisine in the world

Trying to resist the urge to get blackout drunk again

if white people food is bland how come they make all the best hot sauces?

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Join the occupation faggots

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Absolutely based Mitch McConnell

get outa here mitch we all know it's just to distract from the report, it won't happen

i have this as my lock screen and my dad said thats the reason im crazy because i like ugly woman

he doesnt know that this is lili elbe, one of the first trans woman to undergo sex reassignment surgery lmoa

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anyone here lives in the deep south?

American hot sauce is actually pretty shit imo, it's just vinegar and chili water without any taste or substance. If I want to add spice to something I use extra spice while cooking, or use an alternative like chili oil or paste.

how do i know if a girl likes me?

>literally thousands of american hot sauces
>American hot sauce is actually pretty shit imo

died one year later...

flash her your penis

it's a talent you have to be born with

You JUST know that she fucked the kangoroo so that's a nope for me

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You know what guys

It's almost easter