How are the escorts in your cunt's area

the market is excellent here op due to the collapse of venezuela and the exodus to the DR the whore situation has never been better sextourism is booming

Plausible, I am less depressed since its getting warmer and sunnier
Winterfags btfo

Oh shit. RIP my dude. See a hooker maybe?

Am a Poorfag...
but I think I will as soon as I am getting employed again
Perhaps an escort

Do we even have escort in the UK?

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t:never been to sihteeriopisto

Dirty and smelly.

i have
have you?

Don't m8. I did and regretted it horribly, ended up walking out of embarrassing, didn't even get it up.

You might have to wait, but find someone real. Don't pay for it. It's not the same.

I have already lost my virginity and its magic around it is gone long ago
I just want to stick my dick into a pussy so desperately

Kek'd.

Well, do what you want. You'll regret it though.

What are the chances of getting an STD?

that's just because you're a homo

Terrible all the tranny escorts here are white and black I have to go to Asia to get high quality trannies.

pretty good but very expensive compared to poorer countries
This is one of my faves in london
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Filipinos, Moroccans, Indians(?) and Russians.
Their prices vary depending on how clean and pretty they are.
Moroccans are usually dirt cheap but are filled with STDs and sometimes AIDs

you should know that foreigners are the minority then

if you use a condom and don't accept head without a condom and don't kiss the girl then nearly 0, but even then you can still get genital warts just from the skin of your crotch touching the skin of her crotch during sex.

I ended up getting a genital wart. I've seen about maybe 35 prostitutes for a total of 50 visits.

No they're not, imbecile.
I assume you're counting other Europeans as non-foreigners, imbecile.

theres a world outside kehä3
have sex

seeing a prostitute in the USA is hell. nearly all fakes, risk of police stings, overpriced because of the risk.

In the UK it's so easy, you can just use adultwork and ukpunting and read feedback from multiple customers.

Just a little bit of pussy lips I couldn't risk getting the thread deleted

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Thank you

incredibly common
many are from venezuala, fleeing their country, and taken advantage of here since their english is quite poor and police don't give a shit, or would arrest them and take advantage of the girls themselves if they complained
the local 'escorts' are both more expensive and often less attractive so the recent 'escort' economy has really been active

escort just means prostitution, often from human trafficking and pimping, and should not be supported here imo

For a second i thought you were an african country. Had to search the name of your country on the internet.

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gugugu

I tried to fuck a hooker one time, she didn't wanted to french kiss with me. I felt bad and left the slut, I'm fucking ugly that even hookers don't wanna kiss me. I already don't care anymore, I will kill myself soon because there is no purpose in living on this planet if you're an incel.

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It hasn't helped the confusion that I'm close to people who worked in a similar field in Ghana
Guyana is quite a meme desu

Tried explaining to a friend there were lots of indian families - told me 'dont you mean native american?' - nah mate, the largest ethnicity here is indian from India

She didn't want herpes and you probably shouldn't be kissing hookers for your own good

How come prostitution is illegal but such sites work openly in the USA? Can't you enforce the law?

It might not be that you are ugly. For many sex workers, kissing is something they keep out of their work so that they still have something more intimate to share with sex partners they aren't doing for the money (or that they are doing not just for the money).

Don't read too into it, and find something else to worry about besides sex, btw. You have a job or hobby? Do volunteer?

It is considered a standard practice that prostitutes usually don't kiss clients. It's a good way to spread herpes, first of all, plus it's nasty and also too intimate, supposedly. Nothing to do with you.

A lot of the time law enforcement doesn't care to enforce these victimless crimes, and it can be a pain to prosecute because escorts will often argue that the man was paying her for her company, not the actual sex and shit like that.

I've thought about killing myself before. I guess i've always just been too much of a wimp to do it. I wouldn't do it bro if it's just that you can't get laid. If you're a good person and have family there's still a reason to go on.

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Escorts usually don't count as prostitutes because you are technically buying their time, not sex with them. If an escort decides not to have sex with you, she keeps the money because she did spend the time you paid for with you. Naturally, they do often have sex with clients because that keeps them comming back and gets clients to recommend them to other guys.

>A lot of the time law enforcement doesn't care to enforce these victimless crimes, and it can be a pain to prosecute because escorts will often argue that the man was paying her for her company, not the actual sex and shit like that.

I dunno man. This shit would not fly here. It always baffles me how the USA, the most powerful sheriff in the town, is not able to enforce its own laws be they about illegal immigrants or, as in this case, about prostitution.

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Because the police don't have the time or energy to go around dealing with what are essentially non-crimes. Some escort making money or an illegal immigrant working are really causing little trouble even if it is illegal, and police generally have to deal with immediate emergencies.

Technically illegal since 2017 to purchase sex but there's a website that lists local escorts and there's a few good ones near me.
>spend around 400 euros a month on them

use adultwork lad

Pretty nasty, used to frequent backpage and cityvibe and most of the girls are sub 6 drug addicts

the police are more concerned with the 13% doing 50% on top of half the country wanting to abolish them to be worried about hookers

There are prostitution stings but they're pretty rare. AMPs are where most of the busts happen, and they haven't been safe for a long time.

Realistically, punishment for soliciting a prostitute is nothing. You just have to attend some classes and the charge will get erased, but they're very publicized arrests and you can count on your picture getting in some news articles.

Will escorts let you nut inside them?

Usually only bottom of the barrel will let you. Most escorts are basically streetwalkers with phones, you'd be insane to fuck one bareback.

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