I could have lived in a socialist paradise. I could have been a pioneer. I could have been thin...

I could have lived in a socialist paradise. I could have been a pioneer. I could have been thin. I could have studied rocket engineering. I could have served in the army. I could have had a wife. I could have been proud. But it was taken away from me.

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Communism would have made you a prostitute to get bread. It goes against human nature, Better Dead than Red

All of that is still possible except for the socialist paradise part.

>oh no people don't get fat and don't shart themselves what a hell
kys

shoo, capitalist parasite

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Soviet socialism is a real paradise for pragmatic and simple people such as germans.
You have work, you have food on your table, you have your family and friends, you have theatres and libraries etc
The only problem was is lack of entertaining, maybe if the market was more competitive and free and censorship wasn't so tough there would be success.

>Better Dead than Red
that's fine by me if all americans would actually kill themselves

The USA may have been a socialist hellhole under Oboomer, but we haven't turned full commie yet

>I could have been thin.
>But it was taken away from me.

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lol

fatass

There are no fast food chains in communism ;_;

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But there obviously would be, because they're cheap.

Fatty!
Hahahaha! Everyone laugh at this fatty!

Wait, is that post ironic?

Have sex!

iks deh

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entertainment is poison for the soul

Stop

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Already did! Haha.

Should have waited to do it with someone I actually care about...

There's still time.

>soviet socialism
>you have food on your table

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He can study rocket science, owe half a million dollars in debt and not get employed as he needs prior working experience, recommendations from 20 people, 5 published papers and face a few interviews where its either you or pajeet getting the job, with him having the upper hand for their minority quota

I tried, I gave up, because I am a mentally weak loser, who needs to live in a dictatorship where they tell me what to do.

t. son of a bydlo warehouse worker who can't steal shit from the workplace anymore

This, right

Join the army, I doubt they're too picky.
They wouldn't have told you what to do personlly either way. You'd be a fat alcoholic in a kolhoz who probably would have ended up killing himself.

Keep trying. Nothing else you can do.

I gave up. Memes are my life now.

Either do something about it or don't complain. It's all up to you. We all have our weaknesses.

Or at least don't post commie bait.

you would be fat
eating snitzel in every vendéglő because it was cheap as fuck
eating langos for breakfast or fried sausage at the local falatozó
have mensa food for free at your work
going for a beer after work and eating pacal for dinner there

In the late Soviet Union only balts (subhumans) had problems with food.
My family had 2 flats, 2 cars and a summer house in the soviet times. They were allowed to travel abroad to Paris, Yugoslavia and Sweden.
Such was the life of a nuclear engineer
Your can place your brachycephaly opinion into a dumpster, where it belongs.

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I am an LDPR member, actually.

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Do you have a beautiful white cap?

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I have a white shirt with LDPR on it and a blue cap with "Zhirinovsky" written in yellow

dagadt korcs

Wow it really sucks to live in a third world country.

You would have made a great pioneer user

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you wouldn't have. all this is/was possible and nothing was taken away from you. if you didn't accomplish any of this now you most likely wouldn't in some socialist paradise.

theres still time

That's the states man.

Based post, except women didn't serve in the army in USSR.

>My family had 2 flats, 2 cars and a summer house in the soviet times. They were allowed to travel abroad to Paris, Yugoslavia and Sweden.
>Such was the life of a nuclear engineer
>Your can place your brachycephaly opinion into a dumpster, where it belongs.
Yeah well true, my grandfather and grandmother used to be engineers and university teachers too, they never went to Paris or Sweden, but they were travelling to Germany, Czech and other Soviet European countries. Also had flats, cars and so on.