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The second you do they announce being bought by AMC for 400,000,000,000 [spoiler]Iranian rials[/spoiler]
Ryan Martin
digits are confirmation that iran was behind 9/11
Dylan Thompson
I'm not touching that ticker again.
Holy shit I just checked and this is the stuff in my bathrooms. Although I am a crest-fag I might consider colgate for my divi port. I'll wait until after earning and "The Nig One" before acting though
Luis Young
Post proof you own it faggot.
Nolan Lewis
I don’t usually trade American stocks, but the latest Facebook dip makes me want to reconsider. Do I buy?
Colton Gutierrez
No. Long term is very bearish and short term sentiment hasn't been established, so it could easily bounce or crash If you want to invest on that thesis get some pg
Evan Price
Thanks mate
Connor Cooper
Couldn't take it, caved and fucked with some normies in a GroupMe chat today by unleashing my spaghetti everywhere. Thanks, /smg/. They had no idea how serious I was about this shit. I feel so satisfied.
Guys I need 100 bucks today for a present to my gf, tell me what to buy/short with quick return. No hmby
Gabriel Reyes
I don't understand the context, setting, objective, or results.
Dominic Bennett
Watch F for a short.
Jacob Ramirez
>Somebody posted a link about a deal between Slack and Atlassian >Make comment about M&A deals due to muh autistic love of stocks >Guy wants to give me a bit of shit about it >Sarcastically (?) posts pic of his gambling with alt crypto gains on several bucks -- 21% for 3 months >Decide to just go full spaghetti and show my gains on 30 grand, which is more money than these goys will ever have the self control for saving up -- somehow 23% for 3 months, using stocks not crypto >"What the fuck" -- at least one of them is shocked merely by the fact that I had more than 30 grand saved up
>I don't understand the context, setting, objective, or results. >Setting Group chat with other goys from work, none over the age of 25 >Context Somebody just shared an interesting link in the chat about Slack, Atlassian deal for the sake of tech news rather than degenerate speculative stock market trading ideas >Objective Trolling, I guess >Results Successful
Nolan Jenkins
>Twitter's stock plunges 15% premarket after quarterly results
Blake Cooper
motherfucking nice back when i worked warehouse I was being autistic about MU, shilling that shit as much as I could because I have no social skills and was/am a sperg the only guy who really cared about this shit mostly wanted to get rich and talked to me about penny stocks and crypto, made me wanna die I know a shitton more now than i did then, but it still astounds me how little people know or care about learning about this stuff
fucking hurts when you wanna know, wanna give knowledge back in equal measure but there's just a time, a place and a certain type of person really can't force this stuff
It's so the based market maker of (((fair))) valuation can frontrun you.
Wyatt Baker
Colgate toothpaste has too much grit, it hurts my teeth.
Easton Cruz
If I buy 100 shares if twitter and sell a far OTM call (let's say $42) don't I basically have a huge chance of profiting hard?
If it goes up I sell shares for much higher than I bought + premium. If it goes down at least I get premium
Anthony Brooks
that actually sounds pretty good they havent deserved the earnings bumps the past 2 times
Alexander Rivera
DELET THIS
Ryan Gray
Or you get exercised.
Nathaniel Richardson
Basedteeth bitchbois not allowed in the kingdom of col
Juan Ward
And if I buy the 100 shares today after opening? If I buy at $38 and sell calls at $42, even if it goes up to $43 and get exercised for $42 per share I still made $400 on each share alone + the $400 premium. Is this correct?
Christopher Davis
rip
Jace Thompson
Just spent 2k on ATT ask me anything. Never did this stuff before
Colton Perry
So what DID happen in June to make Starbucks stock drop so rapidly?
Jose Wilson
idubbz made a video on them
Jace Wilson
Kek Guess everyone all cucked out and just accepts this guy now
Cyclical dumps on Starbucks side that happened to fall on weak market
No. If you get assigned you make zero on the shares
Kayden Edwards
I'm literally making circles on Farm51 right now. Their WW3 still isn't out. All game dev companies except for garbage ones are up today in Poland.
Brandon Bell
you get the 400 premium alone thats roughly what youd make on the shares plus vega and time premium
Luis Kelly
>>betting on good companies with good products EA is neither of those things
> Origin gives my computer worse aids than limewire ever did > Game just get worse and worse (sims4 removes gameplay that's been in sims3 and 2, making it categorically worse than it's predecessors, new SimCity had less features than cim city 4000 ( a gam that came out +10 years earlier)
I don't even care if I'm losing out on gains, EA shouldn't be rewarded with my hard earned cash for being dicks who continously get worse
Owen Hernandez
I'm not worried about it. I did the math and the most I could lose is 2k which is a lot based on my situation BUT it's only 2k...the foot in the door of actually doing it and getting it done also there's a chance of it going up. Not much but it's there. At the very least it's going to stay the same which is also beneficial due to the dividends on it.
No shit! We still have time to hit 300 PLN before the game comes out.
Dominic Adams
Is getting Jow Forums a good time investment? I'm going to write a book on it or something.
Juan Garcia
>EA is neither of those things That's what I'm saying. Which is why it will succeed.
Dylan Harris
>EA shouldn't be rewarded with my hard earned cash for being dicks who continously get worse and im willing to bet the market sees it your way as well i think itll be a short due to what ive heard of origin desu
im not taking any position
Joseph Thomas
I don't want to look...
Jace Gonzalez
Nope, modern women only care about the money.
John Green
You smell that? Do you smell that? Options, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of expiring options at market close. You know, one time we had a stock pumping, for eight hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one put contract still in the money, not one stinkin' option. Smelled like... poverty.
sure, but look at that graph m8 you are in the "euphoria" part of the meme bubble graph. of this, there is little doubt. when things start going straight up, you start locking in profits
Mason Jenkins
It gives mental gainz tho which is nice. But honestly cardio and stretching is better for that
if you dont post pics then we truly arent any better than wsb
Chase Morgan
What are they doing that makes me want to invest in them?
Joshua Jenkins
you dont have to take half, just take some
i have no doubt youre right about them getting bought out in the future, but before that happens im sure there will be a sharp correction. markets are the same the world over
Carter Diaz
I tried to warn you
Instead you made fun of my 6 colored moving average lines
They make money every day. A lot of money. And their stock likes to go up ~1% every fucking day. earnings are great just released this morning
Camden Ortiz
Dump Intel short right at the open or wait and see?
Connor Rodriguez
Yes; there's millions of years of evolution telling you that you need to expend physical effort in order to eat and fuck, whereas the desk job has only existed for a couple hundred years. You can't think right if you don't expend physical labor
it's not for the women, it's for yourself
Jonathan Gomez
I'd dump it. This feels like a dip buying morning.
Lincoln Scott
Ride that shit to 40 at least. Nothing but bad news for intel in the future.
