/brit/

how many ladyboys do you think thailad has shagged
reckon the number is in the 100's easily

You love him don't you

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Who?

was gonna wait til this thread got a few more posts to post a thought, but I forgot what it was

majority of the posts in this thread are from people not in the UK, while the UK sleeps. This is why /cum/ is always so dead you fucking autists

about tree fiddy

Atleast a yank sees it

/cum/ is horrendous and I've given it a handful of tries and I've never got a single (You) there while I get them regularly here

>im here for easy replies and frens

Fucking yikes man

>>im here for easy replies and frens
what of it?

Why do septic tanks not realise that American threads are shit because it's Americans posting in them?

Always feel a bit unsafe and sad when all the lads are sleeping

Think I shall post in /brit/ for 5 minutes before I have a shower, It's the long weekend and I'm a free man

What I wouldn't give for my face to be that stool.

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I have the deadliest fetish

what's that then

My ex is leaving town I think
Not sure how i feel at these turn of events

What if we're all brits on holiday. Didn't think about that did you?

Good Friday? For whom? Not me... hi ho hi ho it's off to work I go

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For I don't mean to argue, they've made a decent boy of you
And I don't mean to spoil your home coming,
But baby brother you should expect me to.

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I treat it like pokémon, "gotta shag 'em all", I have a pokédex or "poke-er-dex" if you will, which I made with a raspberry pi. They're often a little annoyed with my signature finish where I throw a red and white painted tennis ball at the back of their head as hard as I can.

Desperation?

Recorded a choon lads
vocaroo.com/i/s08bC4jvWWcs

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Discovered Yorkshire tea last week and it's a damn godsend. What the hell else have you limeys been hiding from us
>inb4 nobody replies to my post because all the brits are asleep

more of a PG tips man myself

Cooooor love PG tips, me

Get some Yorkshire Gold 'la
Really hits the spot

Because you silly buggers threw it all into that river that one time

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Never had it, shall look for it in the British aisle next time I'm at Stop N Shop

How is it in comparison to the normal kind?

that friday feeling

take a picture of the British aisle for us lad

I'll check back here when I go shopping tomorrow or Saturday, it's more just a segment of a larger international foods aisle. The UK part has some imported tea, Mars bars, Jaffa cakes and digestives, and Heinz beans off the top of my head.

Just tastes better to me. Stronger too I think.

we got hershey bars
all other yank things like oreos and peanut butter cups are with the local stuff

suprised to learn mars bars are imported and not made locally. They have them here.

omai wa mou shindeiru

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thailad absolutely desperate to have his cock sucked

I may be talking out of my ass here, but I heard somewhere that they used to be made here too but stopped production. Either way, they're mostly associated with the UK here now, and are hard to come by except in like specialty British stores. Shame, too, they're pretty good

prefer a snickers ngl

You ever put one in the freezer for a couple hours before you eat it? It's actually very good, that's how I like my Snickers and Milky Ways

sounds too chewy, quite like them a bit melted

you mean marathon

stop living in the past, grandad

haha wahay its good friday get the bevvies in just had a wank

these were the tits
i'm actually sad that I'm reminded I'll never taste chocolate as good as this again

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Doug, I wanna hear something with flanger.

You guys planning to do anything for Easter? I'll be going to church every day for the next three days, and probably helping hide candy eggs for the egg hunt my parish puts on for the local kids

*turns up the LFO*

>bank holiday friday
>awake at half five with nary a squawk from my alarm
toilberg's done an absolute number on me

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I dedicate this next song to Emma Watson.

youtube.com/watch?v=BJs_L7yq5qE

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chilly one this morn balls are close to the body

need this chap to sit on me bollocks

My (21M) girlfriend (21F) went on an anti Semitic rant after getting into an argument with someone. I’m Jewish...

just burped and nearly boked

Good song emmayank

And actually pretty apt because it's about what you constantly talk about

This is the best chocolate in the world, bar none. If you ever get the chance to try it, do not hesitate.

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A lie to say, "o my mountain has coal veins and beds to dig
500 men with axes and they all dig for me"
A lie to say, "o my river where many fish do swim
Half of the catch is mine when you haul your nets in"
Never will he believe that his greed is a blinding ray
No devil or redeemer will cheat him
He'll take his gold to where he's lying cold

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looks like fudge

Is emmayank one of the regular yanks that also posts about Emma frequently or does he exclusively post about Emma Watson and her only

The texture is softer than normal chocolate and it will begin to melt at room temperature. When you buy it they put it in a silver bag with dry ice.

The former. I make regular posts arguably more than I make Emmaposts.

26 fuckin quid
wouldn't spend that on my own mother for her final birthday

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stop him in his tracks
show him that i'm ruthless

Holding court with my father.

based shabdazoor ali

Japan are you feeling sick?

Guess it's coming all the way from Japan, 12 quid here. Worth it.

eating a sniggers

absolutely bonkers time to be a woman reckon
twitter.com/Nirhvahna/status/1118608530129465345

dlive.tv/FearBumper76
haha

bit racist

guess who ;^)

risking being called a vf but I've no idea what that device is supposed to do

gay faggot

Brendan Tarrant?

the invisible fires, it burns through me, it grows me unwanted flesh, why do you defile us?

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so what's happening in derry londonderry?

please degrade me more daddy

show your hiv pozzed hole please

i guess just tickles the clitoris while simultaneously pumping blood to the vag

looks fun anyway
huge fan of sex toys me

homealone is right about bloggers

user is wrong about homealone being right about bloggers

This is a family friendly board, friend

except for the fact that all his posts are shitty attention whore blogposts
kill yourself

420 tomorrow lads

northmen unite

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You want to put it where user? But I poop from there!

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