You wake up in Catania, Sicily

>You wake up in Catania, Sicily.

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Russia tier

go learn sicilian asap and embrace the progress my life has made

This looks like a Mexican border town like Juarez or something, gross

kms because otherwise I'll have to listen the sound of Italian

no history no culture

>located smack dab in the middle of the mediterranean
how are they not rich?

sicilian* Sicilians are not italian and do not speak italian

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look for a cute sicilian girl

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Sicily is part of Italy, therefore Sicilians are Italian.

Cringe

finally reunited with my ancestors :)

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cringe and logicpilled

Uh? Really dude?

Learn to swim well since Ponte sullo stretto it’s not done yet

Palermo >>> Catania

Cringe

>grow lemons and shit
>sell lemon juice back in home town with a "SICILIAN LEMONS" sticker
profit

why did you post Duisburg, Germany?

check if you have something on you, progress to find a source of water, ask the local since you have been laying there... you get it.

Fact: if southern Italy got nuked Italy and humanity as a whole would experience a net gain

do a cheeky rape

*gets shot by 3 different kinds of mafia*

sure

China-tier, very disappointed