>You wake up in Catania, Sicily.
You wake up in Catania, Sicily
Russia tier
go learn sicilian asap and embrace the progress my life has made
This looks like a Mexican border town like Juarez or something, gross
kms because otherwise I'll have to listen the sound of Italian
no history no culture
>located smack dab in the middle of the mediterranean
how are they not rich?
sicilian* Sicilians are not italian and do not speak italian
look for a cute sicilian girl
Sicily is part of Italy, therefore Sicilians are Italian.
Cringe
finally reunited with my ancestors :)
cringe and logicpilled
Uh? Really dude?
Learn to swim well since Ponte sullo stretto it’s not done yet
Palermo >>> Catania
Cringe
>grow lemons and shit
>sell lemon juice back in home town with a "SICILIAN LEMONS" sticker
profit
why did you post Duisburg, Germany?
check if you have something on you, progress to find a source of water, ask the local since you have been laying there... you get it.
Fact: if southern Italy got nuked Italy and humanity as a whole would experience a net gain
do a cheeky rape
*gets shot by 3 different kinds of mafia*
sure
China-tier, very disappointed