Well thats one way of looking at things

Well thats one way of looking at things.

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Why are Americans like this?

It might have to do something with impaling Ottomans on giant sticks and then placing them around the castle to scare invaders off, he also bathed in the blood of his enemies.

Why was he the vampire? "Dracul" was his dad's epithet, right?

we live in halal society

He killed his own people

no, it has to do with his quarrels with the Saxon burghers of Transylvania who were rich and literate and got their hands on a printing press soon after his death.

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Got any proof aside from what wikipedia told you and the state certified history teachers have said?

Only killed political opponents who were turk enablers. Did nothing wrong.

Same thing happened to Elisabeth Bathory. Germans smearing shit on everyone who doesn't bend over.

No he killed g*rman boyar kikes and that's a good thing
I really like his hat.

He was a Romaniac.

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No he didn’t that was Elizabeth bathory

The second part.

He he is thought to be a vampire because he would executed people by impailing them on spears, this where things go into myth, and drink the blood that would be slowly leaking out of their bodies. I think it is rumor he ate flesh too.

He killed the scum of our society.
He's a national hero.

Once, he executed 10.000 people in Sibiu and another time it was 30.000 in Brasov.

You don't reall think they were all carefully selected and put on trial, do you?

>drinks the blood of his own people
we have that legend too
The Sultan was in a bad mood, and he wanted his dinner. So, the royal cook rushed to prepare dinner. Due to rushing it, the royal cook accidentaly cut open her finger and leaked blood onto the Sultan's dinner. She was too scared to do anything about it so she covered it up as best as she could and presented the dinner to the Sultan.

The Sultan liked it! He said this was the best dinner he's ever had, he calls over the royal cook and asks what was changed. The royal cook nervously responded, "blood, your highness"

The Sultan with his quick thinking decided all of his dinners will have blood in them. He ordered the execution of prisoners and told the guards to collect their blood. With this, he had a steady supply of blood.

Or so he thought, once the prison was empty and there were no more prisoners, he lashed out. The Sultan demanded blood. He ordered his guards to seize anyone, anyone at all. And so begins his bloodthirsty reign of terror.

those are exxagerated numbers and it was germans and bozgors being murdered so its not like they were human anyway

He was fucking desposed by his brother.

Skanderbeg did the same (small army of Albanian subhumans vs evil empire) but no legends about him to attract tourists :(

Blame the guy who wrote "Dracula"

then his brother was decapitated for being a turk loving faggot by based Stephen

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I just don't like when people protray this whole Ottoman thing as a Islam vs Christianity thing. While in fact it was princes and aristocrats having their funny civil wars and then Turks came sweeping in.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Beheim

That should be him.

Wasn't it Brahm Stoker?
Though his version of Dracula was funny since he wrote that Dracula was a Hungarian Count who did magic ooga booga shit with Gypsies

Yeah him too, but all the creepy things were written down first by that German guy.

Well, it's in Sibiu where a lot of gypsies live, so I don't mind... A lot of them were accused of pety crimes, and it worked as a warning for the rest of the population.

cope

He's immortalized non the less.

The Vampite thing will be the gateway for us to get interested and in turn will discover his muslim impaling hobbies.

t. fallen empire

That’s what I was referring to

hes fucked in the ass by ottoman soldiers

What the fuck is going on here.

There's truth to this, he adopted impalement from his Muslim foes and was feared because he turned the tables on the invaders. All he did was mirror the brutality of his enemies, and since Muslims always had a reputation of being brutal and barbaric, this was seen as ultra-barbaric, even in medieval Europe. I believe it was French travellers who popularised the Dracula myth.

he was fucked in the ass by the sultan's son, who later become the sultan himself. there's a reason why one of the most common insults for muslims among christian was "sodomite"

actually, his brother was the one

How could a Wallachian prince execute subjects of the king of Hungary?

larping

easily?

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