"Mom can I play my Playstation? I've finished my homework"

>"Mom can I play my Playstation? I've finished my homework"

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>We only have the Wii

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>Playstation? Wii? No thanks,I prefer my DS.

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>video games? haha no. Jow Forums is enough of a dopamine sink to me.

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>"MOM PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY TO BUY ACE COMBAT 7 OR I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF"

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>not until you complete the work for next year, junior

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>OH MY GOD MOM, NO I WILL NOT GO TO SLEEP, IT'S JUST 10
PM AND I'M PLAYING HALO 3 WITH MY FRIENDS
>I'M GROWN UP ALREADY I CAN BE AWAKE ALL NIGHT IF I WANT

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>mom, let me see your dick

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>Mom me and Tomas are playing Halo and Jet Set Radio Future please don't enter our room

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>Mom, can I go to the bathroom? I don't want to pee in our bed

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>I don't need your permission, mom. I'm 18 and can decide what I want to do.

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It's strange how this meme keeps evolving

>Why yes I still collect Hotwheels cars from Kindergarten until now
>Mom can me and Marcus play with our hotwheels cars? We'll be quiet

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>I'm not going to adult school today and I'm getting my NEETbux money to spend on whatever i want.

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>WHY ARE YOU ANGRY AT ME MOM? I CAN PLAY MY PS4 UNTIL THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING

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>mom please turn the TV volume down I can't sleep

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>I failed my finals, mom

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>Yes mummy, I'll go into my bedroom and play video games while your boyfriend is here

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>mom why are you crying
>Where is dad, mom?
>mom, what is an "uhvaire"?

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>Check out this cool fortnite dance I learnt at work today mum

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>Mom can I watch you and Dad have sex?

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>What do you mean "I need friends?"
>Fuck you don't disturb me while I'm playing Senran Kagura
>Also buy me a nintendo switch

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we are literally /b/ with flags

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>we are literally /b/ with flags

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>can I jump on my bed now, mom? Please mom, I'm bored

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Nah, Jow Forums actually creates new memes occasionally.

this

>we are literally /b/ with flags

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this

>we are literally /b/ with flags

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>we are literally /b/ with flags

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>we are literally /b/ with flags

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>M-MOM I SWEAR FOR GOD IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I WAS NOT MASTURBATING
>IT WAS A COMPUTER VIRUS AND I GOT SCARED AND MY PANTS FELL DOWN

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>no.png

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>"Why yes I play Red Dead Redemption 2 and Uncharted"

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>mom, can I have a sip of your breast milk after your done with younger brother?

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LMFAO

>Shut up mom, I'm playing Fortnite
>I've beaten up bullies and being exercizing a lot in school I could easily beat you up mom, so you better shut up

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>mom I'm having a boner, what can I do? Please call dad

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>Moommy why were you and Daddy wrestling on the bed last night I can't to wrestle too mommy

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This guy is so ugly, barely resemble human. I'm a girl and if you think this is what we want that you should stop visiting fit so much.

Man, I really love you guys for putting your differences aside and making these posts.I would give all of (You) (You) if I had the time to.

>LET ME PLAY ROBLOX WITH MY FRIENDS MOM PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEAAASSSSEEE JUST FOR A MOMENT MOM I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY PLEASE LET ME PLAY PLEASE LET ME PLAY PLEEAAASSEE

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>MOM IT'S MY TURN TO USE THE TV TO PLAY MY OLD XBOX
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN PLAYING TO MUCH? GO MAKE ME DINNER

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>mom, come look at this house I built in minecraft

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>This guy is so ugly, barely resemble human. I'm a girl and if you think this is what we want that you should stop visiting fit so much.

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>Suck my dick right now you whore, and post tits or get the fuck out

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>Mum, can I get that white stuff that you wrestled out of dad yesterday?

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>MOM I PASSED MY A LEVELS
>YOU OWE ME 5 VIDEOGAMES AND A MODEL OF MY ANIME WAIFU

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>This guy is so ugly, barely resemble human. I'm a girl and if you think this is what we want that you should stop visiting fit so much.

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>Why of course I'm a real girl!

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90% of Jow Forums isn't even worth a single australian poster

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