/brit/
youtube.com
might watch this kino
fight like a brave, don't be a slave
>tender hooks
hottest girl on the show
oh shit forgot to have dinner
i'm not english, british or european
i'm from yorkshire
Re-read my statement. Your reply is a logical fail. I would know because I scored a 174 on the LSAT which got me into Northwestern Law after graduating with top honors from UC Berkeley. BTW... the LSAT is an exam in logic.
how long before they teach how to make a /brit/ thread in schools?
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any oldfags remember twizzynugget?
How fast is your internet /brit/?
I'm an elite ADSL2+ user here with 10 MEGAbits per SECOND downpipe and 1 MEGAbits per SECOND uppipe
wouldn't get tinder if i was paid to
Absolute tosh
>f.lux
Imagine your eyes being too weak for light from a screen
If you don't have 100% brightness you're a soyboy
If you haven't tried staring into the sun until you go blind you're a soyboy
hello you cunt
I was once like you then I got it and found my qt gf
blue light keeps me up at night :l
it's looking more and more like the only way im going to find a gf desu
eyes are like muscles that get better when you strain them, not even memeing
Who is this tranny then
s1.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz
Trying to wnk
Whats its name
you can find some really nice girls on tinder mate, myself and loads of my mates met our gfs on there
Nigga, u gay.
youtu.be
cHOOOOnnn
*clap*
listening to banging tunes through my headphones and bobbing about and wiggling my legs and that
bet the downstairs neighbour thinks i'm having a tommy tank
there's a guy at my work who was a lazy eye. i want to make him wear an eyepatch on the other to make it stop being lazy
when brexit doesn't happen but it was a good effort lads maybe next time
Soyesque, staying awake is a good thing
Explains a lot because I have 20/20 vision
i watched the man who sleeps when i was 18 and i thought i understood it
if only i knew how bad things were going to get haha
what's everyone's gamertag
*takes a big drink from your pint while your back is turned*
No, I just have standards. And she's a paki munter with a greasy top lip.
>might watch this kino
used to laugh at people with anxiety until i got it
GTR_xxxxx_BOyRacer
is mcdonalds still open 24/7 on good friday?
Ni66erKi11eR1488
Why oh why won't you leave?
[brit] piss_mopper
Mark is a SHAGGER
M8 just dload Grindr
There's quality trannies on there
the STATE of leeds fc today lol
tried to write down all the things ive been feeling recently as a bit of DIY therapy
looks like a suicide note lol
oh dear
Thinking about getting a gf different race to me so I emit intellectual lefty vibes
Anyone here shagged a tranny then
Anyone planning to do so?
The greatest episode of Peep Show IMO. I relate it so much now that I'm pretty much the age that Mark and Jeremy are supposed to be in it. Trying to have fun on a Friday night and hit on younger girls when you're the wrong side of 30 and are stuck working in grim office toil.
riding a bicycle is the most efficient use of physical energy for motion, more efficient than any animal by far
it's a massive increase of physical efficiency
/brit/ is the mental equivalent of a bicycle
Lol
>No, I just have standards.
going to get pizza but I'm going to sing when I get back
AnotherNigger689
i shagged a reverse tranny (boy with a vag) kind of
it was alri
post sx? unknowingly, yes
Have done.
They give better head ime
Nah nah not a poof, it's just porn, real life is a different kettle of fish. Porn is separate from reality. Only a fool would try out things he may like in porn in real life. I am not some retard bored with his life and so he tries to "explore" his sexual whatever and starts bumming men, it's just porn
think the hair stylist was flirting with me. she told me she cancelled a date with a guy. she touched me often but i know that's part of the job. still think she touched me more than necessary
NiggerKiller1488, sometimes N1GG3RK1LL31488
don't be a bellend
just get a working class british girl and be an old school, workers unionist, blue collar traditional socialist Labour man
globalist liberalism and racemixing is for capitalist bugmen
why would you want to kill your self
girl at tesco express asked if I wanted a receipt, I said listen love I'm flattered but spoken for
almost, had one in my room who I met through tinder, despite being very passing something just felt off so didn't go through with it in the end.
imagine telling that to your wife after she finds your tranny porn stach
Looks like absolute FILTH.
That's how it starts
jumped the shark when they ate the dog
everything before that was beyond seinfeld tier relateability
best sitcom in decades
best single cam uk sitcom ever
top 3 single cam sitcom of all time
top 3 uk sitcom
just love it want it back but how it was before it jumped the shark
Life begins at 30 they told me
reminder that there are 2,043 people on this planet who could end extreme global poverty 7 times over
not even a football fan but small football stadiums at night are one of the comfiest things
she's alri but the face is munted beyond belief, looks like Titus Bramble
i think she looks hot lad, could do with a larger arse though
want to get violent
I have never downloaded porn in my life and never will. It's a 5 minute quick wank affair
No it doesn't. Soygimps want to try emulate things they see in porn in real life. They think it's a good idea to start "exploring fetishes" and whatever else. That's how you end up dying of aids
yeah, dat's a boy and you are Moni looking for approval
>*FREES DERRY*
the part you relate to the most is having horrendous sex with an underaged slag
post your hands
is that blackburn rovers?
i remember when shearer took that team to the top virtually single handed
and his england career was almost as illustrious unlike fucking rooney who ditched everton for the glory and then shat the bed for england
*Londonderry
she wasn't underaged
did you know that god journals all of your days?
Why would they though? People would just blow it and be back to square one within 3 decades. To be a billionaire I imagine you have to have some hatred of regular people. Can you imagine like Bill Gates seeing popular culture of today and not being utterly disgusted by it?
SCREECHING
Gerry Adams is the best.
I'll miss him when he's gone
*bangs my pint down on the table*
ok sunshine OUTSIDE
horses are the most cucked species in history
they don't even get the respect that dogs do they're literally there so we can sit on them because we cba to walk lmao
one for the old fags
Yeah, and God knows what is fake and what is real. God knows your heart m8, so watch out
Twitter was a mistake.
link
lout claws
*has an opinion*
Hmm... I should share this opinion immediately with everyone in my vicinity
according to popular opinion this was a mistake by his staff and he's actually not really a thick, dishonest piece of shit
honestly i hate horses
people think theyre all majestic and shit but in reality theyre docile mongs