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any oldfags remember twizzynugget?

How fast is your internet /brit/?
I'm an elite ADSL2+ user here with 10 MEGAbits per SECOND downpipe and 1 MEGAbits per SECOND uppipe

wouldn't get tinder if i was paid to

Absolute tosh

>f.lux

Imagine your eyes being too weak for light from a screen
If you don't have 100% brightness you're a soyboy
If you haven't tried staring into the sun until you go blind you're a soyboy

hello you cunt

I was once like you then I got it and found my qt gf

blue light keeps me up at night :l

it's looking more and more like the only way im going to find a gf desu

eyes are like muscles that get better when you strain them, not even memeing

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Who is this tranny then
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Trying to wnk
Whats its name

you can find some really nice girls on tinder mate, myself and loads of my mates met our gfs on there

Nigga, u gay.

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youtu.be/coLerbRvgsQ
cHOOOOnnn

*clap*

listening to banging tunes through my headphones and bobbing about and wiggling my legs and that
bet the downstairs neighbour thinks i'm having a tommy tank

there's a guy at my work who was a lazy eye. i want to make him wear an eyepatch on the other to make it stop being lazy

when brexit doesn't happen but it was a good effort lads maybe next time

Soyesque, staying awake is a good thing
Explains a lot because I have 20/20 vision

i watched the man who sleeps when i was 18 and i thought i understood it
if only i knew how bad things were going to get haha

what's everyone's gamertag

*takes a big drink from your pint while your back is turned*

No, I just have standards. And she's a paki munter with a greasy top lip.

>might watch this kino

>youtube.com/watch?v=rcnQ7Dlk_Ks

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used to laugh at people with anxiety until i got it
GTR_xxxxx_BOyRacer

is mcdonalds still open 24/7 on good friday?

Ni66erKi11eR1488

Why oh why won't you leave?

[brit] piss_mopper

Mark is a SHAGGER

M8 just dload Grindr
There's quality trannies on there

the STATE of leeds fc today lol

tried to write down all the things ive been feeling recently as a bit of DIY therapy

looks like a suicide note lol
oh dear

Thinking about getting a gf different race to me so I emit intellectual lefty vibes

Anyone here shagged a tranny then
Anyone planning to do so?

The greatest episode of Peep Show IMO. I relate it so much now that I'm pretty much the age that Mark and Jeremy are supposed to be in it. Trying to have fun on a Friday night and hit on younger girls when you're the wrong side of 30 and are stuck working in grim office toil.

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riding a bicycle is the most efficient use of physical energy for motion, more efficient than any animal by far
it's a massive increase of physical efficiency
/brit/ is the mental equivalent of a bicycle

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Lol

>No, I just have standards.

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going to get pizza but I'm going to sing when I get back

AnotherNigger689

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i shagged a reverse tranny (boy with a vag) kind of
it was alri

post sx? unknowingly, yes

Have done.
They give better head ime

Nah nah not a poof, it's just porn, real life is a different kettle of fish. Porn is separate from reality. Only a fool would try out things he may like in porn in real life. I am not some retard bored with his life and so he tries to "explore" his sexual whatever and starts bumming men, it's just porn

think the hair stylist was flirting with me. she told me she cancelled a date with a guy. she touched me often but i know that's part of the job. still think she touched me more than necessary

NiggerKiller1488, sometimes N1GG3RK1LL31488

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don't be a bellend
just get a working class british girl and be an old school, workers unionist, blue collar traditional socialist Labour man

globalist liberalism and racemixing is for capitalist bugmen

why would you want to kill your self

girl at tesco express asked if I wanted a receipt, I said listen love I'm flattered but spoken for

almost, had one in my room who I met through tinder, despite being very passing something just felt off so didn't go through with it in the end.

imagine telling that to your wife after she finds your tranny porn stach

Looks like absolute FILTH.

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That's how it starts

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jumped the shark when they ate the dog
everything before that was beyond seinfeld tier relateability
best sitcom in decades
best single cam uk sitcom ever
top 3 single cam sitcom of all time
top 3 uk sitcom
just love it want it back but how it was before it jumped the shark

Life begins at 30 they told me

reminder that there are 2,043 people on this planet who could end extreme global poverty 7 times over

not even a football fan but small football stadiums at night are one of the comfiest things

she's alri but the face is munted beyond belief, looks like Titus Bramble

i think she looks hot lad, could do with a larger arse though

want to get violent

I have never downloaded porn in my life and never will. It's a 5 minute quick wank affair
No it doesn't. Soygimps want to try emulate things they see in porn in real life. They think it's a good idea to start "exploring fetishes" and whatever else. That's how you end up dying of aids

yeah, dat's a boy and you are Moni looking for approval

>*FREES DERRY*

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the part you relate to the most is having horrendous sex with an underaged slag

post your hands

is that blackburn rovers?
i remember when shearer took that team to the top virtually single handed
and his england career was almost as illustrious unlike fucking rooney who ditched everton for the glory and then shat the bed for england

*Londonderry

she wasn't underaged

did you know that god journals all of your days?

Why would they though? People would just blow it and be back to square one within 3 decades. To be a billionaire I imagine you have to have some hatred of regular people. Can you imagine like Bill Gates seeing popular culture of today and not being utterly disgusted by it?

SCREECHING
Gerry Adams is the best.
I'll miss him when he's gone

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*bangs my pint down on the table*
ok sunshine OUTSIDE

horses are the most cucked species in history

they don't even get the respect that dogs do they're literally there so we can sit on them because we cba to walk lmao

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one for the old fags

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Yeah, and God knows what is fake and what is real. God knows your heart m8, so watch out

Twitter was a mistake.

link

lout claws

*has an opinion*
Hmm... I should share this opinion immediately with everyone in my vicinity

according to popular opinion this was a mistake by his staff and he's actually not really a thick, dishonest piece of shit

honestly i hate horses
people think theyre all majestic and shit but in reality theyre docile mongs