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Fucking good damn cats have shit in the flowerbed again. There must be a dozen of the fucking furry cunts, because the amount of shit is staggering. Tried to repair the damage to the vegetable bed, but once you put the shovel in it's almost solid cat shit under there.

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Thoughts and prayers are with Norwich right now. Just hope it's not another Cheadle.

Watching a doco

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normdroids are a plague

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I derive very little pleasure from cuddling and holding hands
think I'm a bit of a broken person

>Brest

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How is it losing to Gogglebox lol

Me and my gf dont have a high sex drive, so once every night or two. Its actually fucking great we just cuddle while watching old re-runs of Doctor who.

>derive

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soy freak

willem dafoe could play him in the film version

try it with a girl next time

seeing my father for the first time in about two months tomorrow

Seen that exact photo in a 10,000 album of WWII photos like a month ago.

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It feels like 90% of the posts here aren't discussion and it's just people saying random things just because they want to say random things. How about you losers actually talk about the show...or, ya know, fuck off?

Lmao local tattooist is doing some classy pieces

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4 months and you're a virgin again

Cuddling and kissing the girlfriend makes me the happiest I can imagine being

ahh yeah hah how mental's that hey
*confidently strides off to talk with someone else, pushing your shoulder as i do so*

Opinions on a white handsome guy with blue eyes like myself being with a non white girl?

Make sure to punch him square in the mouth, yeah?

Poley has promised us photographs of his outing to London tomorrow. He said he will make the chubby racist take photos of him.

sleepy

i want the full "gf experience"

looks like something out of life is strange

you sleepy?

just cannot compete in this online dating world. women have hundreds of men vying for their affection, at least 1/2 will be better looking than me, even more will have better jobs and social standing

need to visit this place

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going to watch that french film you were talkimg about earlier

un homme qui dort

Ey, where you goi-
*runs up behind and trips you over*

Imagine thinking watching a show and cuddling makes you a nu-male. Half the people in this thread dont have a girlfriend, the fuck are you talking about?

just get a gf

henrico do you try and dress like a southern belle?

business acumen has exceeded my expectations, my stock portfolio has seen 300% increases and the price of NASDAQ is up $500

I like it 190, simple as

>Not Abel Gance's Napoleon (1927)
Gaymer

If you’re out for a shag then social standing doesn’t matter than much unless you’re after top tier females

You're supposed to find a gf through friends. That way they'll feel pressure to act like decent human beings

just shag men then

I dress like an h&m catalog (male)

I just took a herculean shit. Almost completely filled the bog

>Buying the top
Are you thick?
Also
>300%
Nice larp

One of my favourite films :)
Top 5 of all time probably

*walks towards you*

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It's always been shit since on the Beeb.
He's a snivelling brown-nosing tit

Lots of nice girls use tinder mate, not all are on there looking for a shag with chad. A lot are looking for relationships

Day 7 into no fap

At what point do I feel the benefits?

I must admit though I’ve not been depressed all week

Choon

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love sniffing my gfs arsehole

only girls who have actually agreed to meet up and not flake out have been weirdos
makes me wonder if I'm just a freak

trump just resigned

Must have been crazy to be part of something like Nazi Germany or any rebellion or uprising when you think about it. They must have felt unstoppable after seizing power, especially uprisings before modern technology where it was more brute force

Give your head a wobble

Shitler should’ve stayed friendly with the Russians.

not out for shag, even so 5/10s have hundred of men waiting in line for them
don't have friends
men repulse me, except the 1% who could be classed as "femboys" who again have their pick of the bunch and I'm not in the running

arsesniffer

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hitler was the avatar of vishnu

someone on /fa/ said they wanted to shag me

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it was more re runs of dr who that's soy
also it's likely closer to 90%

god i want to fuck that gnome

wanna swap eyebrows? not a fan of mine desu

the whole fucking reason why he got into power was to stop communism you retarded DDR worshipping autist

I'm the same as Milo

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nobody respects me for the alpha male I am

>even so 5/10s have hundred of men waiting in line for them

Ignore these type of females brother

Girls like that ride the cock carousel for validation which is made worse by the fact that most males approach them because they think they have a chance...

>Don't have friends

How? Why? I'm an absolute weirdo shut in and have a crap load of people I could phone to hang out with

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credit score going up
my crypto portfolio is close to its all time high and my bank account is stable.

body fat levels going down

will be buying my first car in a matter of months
stopped doing drugs months ago and the amount that i drink has been reduced to almost nothing

and i talk to a girl on a regular basis (the furthest ive ever been with a girl)

this is, on paper, the best my life has ever been lads. its still shit compared to even an average normal person but overall.. things are looking up.

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Did Edward the Confessor die a virgin?

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>Dropped out from a Political Science degree
how did she manage that
all the polsci people at my uni are absolute mongs

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Is the Anglo just an Apollonian Frenchman?

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no he banged your mum

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>i talk to a girl on a regular basis
>furthest I’ve ever been with a girl
mate....

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its sad but true

>DDR nigger
He shouldn’t have started WW2 and wait it up until the soviets steamroll Poland. At this point the UK wouldve asked Germany to help. G*rmany is an absolute shithole because of him. Some of the oldest buildings in Europe bombed to ashes, moral so low we don’t even give kids German names and do everything not to be german etc. You cannot imagine how bad it is. Im glad when were getting nuked.

If you just implied because you’re talking to a girl that she’s interested, that’s actuslly sad

Girls talk to loads of people even the weird non social ones

Say they get enough sleep, 2018.

India: 68%
Saudi Arabia: 61%
Serbia: 60%
China: 57%
United States: 54%
Argentina: 54%
Russia: 53%
Germany: 52%
Poland: 50%
Sweden: 50%
South Africa: 49%

(Ipsos)

What are you holding and when did you buy

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is it your mom?

>How?
long story but I lost my established group of friends after secondary school (10 years ago).

>Girls talk to loads of people even the weird non social ones
you'd know