>try to get into investment banking
>get cucked because not from a top 20 university
it isn't fucking fair
Try to get into investment banking
Thomas Nguyen
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Michael Gutierrez
lol what was your GPA and did you get any internships? Tons of IB people dont go to top 20 unis
Zachary Allen
3.8 and yes
obviously I don't want to work in meme companies so I only applied for goldman and JP morgan
Ethan Harris
>so I only applied for goldman and JP morgan
so you're a retard? got it
Landon Howard
In the UK is it impossible to get into an IB grad scheme without an in internship? Got a tax consulting internship , go to a target
Jordan Cruz
>working in banking
What is this, 2013?
Elijah Rodriguez
Those jobs are reserved for kikes only
Christian Turner
TFW went to a top 10 School (Ivy League) and attended on campus recruiting sessions for investment banks but have zero interest in throwing my twenties away. A few of my friends from college literally work 100 hour weeks every week. I work in strategy consulting and make plenty of money with better hours.
Mason Robinson
Except you'll be in the same spot in 10 years while your friends could be making 7 figures.
Julian Taylor
You're probably fine. Just keep applying everywhere
Michael Rogers
You need an Ivy League degree and connections.
Jeremiah Baker
Lol I know my firm's promotional calendar and I will be making circa 500 K in less than ten years assuming I stay here. I'll probably leave before than and get a comfy position with even less hours. Life's too short, I know plenty of depressed investment bankers in my class and a few classes above me. I live in Manhattan so they are a dime a dozen.
Ryan Gonzalez
connections yes. Ivy league degree no
Joshua White
Whatever makes you happy man. Personally I dont mind the grind but I understand where you're coming from. A comfy job with low hours sounds nice desu. Wish you luck
Nolan Watson
I'm a quant in NYC, and fucked 36 sluts in the past year and a half. AMA
Caleb Hill
thanks man, to be honest in consulting right now I sometimes have super long days (left office at 3 AM last week). But it evens out on days like today where I had an hour call from home and that's it.
Best of luck to you, mate
Christian Gomez
HAHA I have 5 mutual friends with Christine Kim. I went to Penn and graduated 2016
Justin Jones
Know Lucy Xie?
Christopher Davis
I don't think so
Luis Russell
Chang Thunderwangs on my Jow Forums? Pls go
Isaiah Parker
how do I fuck her?
Nathaniel Evans
WHY WON'T JP MORGAN HIRE ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thomas Lopez
Demonstrate value or even better have actual value. Also helps not being an autist. Its hard for pretty girls to live in NYC for 80k/year starter jerbs :)
Julian Hill
why do you guys choose to work so long? I started my own business and make 300k working 2 hours a day
Jayden Kelly
I don't know what are you applying for and what are your skills, especially quantitative skills? You should go to nuclearphynance forums and check the careers + materials section as well
Jace Brooks
nuclearphynance.com
wtf is this nerd shit?? dont bankers just manipulate and pump and dump all day
Christopher Hernandez
what did you major in? I'm planning on going to UT Austin,Tx for Finance which is ranked 5 in finance
Will I be okay?
Bentley Howard
How do you like your job and what did you study? What markets are you in?
You didn't know? Most investment bankers are just finance/accounting nerds trying to be cool.
Asher Price
what do you do?
Oliver Howard
Thanks for reply user
Adam White
Do Investment Bankers in London work as much as their peers in NY? I already work in finance and I've seen very well payed jobs in HFs which are asking for some specific skills that I have but I don't want to work more hours than I do now.
Jayden Rivera
It's almost like they try to weed out poor people or something.